Sharks will never attack him. It’s that professional courtesy thing.
Fucking disgrace.
Barack Hussein Kardashian.
Dipshit lives in perpetual Disneyland.
I’m so glad this country came to its senses and elected Trump.
No self-respecting cold-blooded bottom feeder would dare bite a fellow traveler like 0bama. If nothing else, he wouldn’t do it out of a sense of professional courtesy to one of his own!
Now I know what a whale turd looks like.
What’s that yellow fluid dripping from Opussy’s swim trunks?
How many people were restricted in the water space
because of that POS?
Think about that. I’d be fookin pissed.
Yeah. Reggie knew he was into watersports.
Water sports yes, he pissed all over this country.
To all sharks: FALSE ALARM, FALSE ALARM !!
Nothing to chew on, check those skinny sticks for a legs, the rest ain’t any better, and the brains are already rotten. 😉
Millions of people have bigger smiles of joy that Obama is no longer president. However, the leftists snowflakes have chosen to charge down the road of ignorance, hate, violence, and chaos. Their loss.
This is as inspirational as watching him throw bricks or make foot deep divots.
He should seek some dignity and stick to getting manicures in private.
Piranha would be FAR more entertaining.
Sorry, I have to bring this back from yesterday…
“One of the first stories Barack told me when he and Michelle arrived on Moskito Island was how, just before he became President, he had been surfing on a dangerous break in Hawaii. When he came in from an exhilarating session, the new head of his security team turned to him and said: “This will be the last time you surf for eight years.” For the next eight years he didn’t have the chance to surf, enjoy watersports or do many of the things he loved.”
If a shark bit Obumbles it would have to eat whale poop to get the taste out of it’s mouth.
Is that Hillary choking him Thridtwin?
@Eugenia
He doesn’t look girly at all.
He looks GAY!
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Bless his heart.
Reminds me of the racist joke about trollin’ fur ‘gators.
It’s good to see Obama finally at the end of his rope.
Perhaps obongo can enjoy some watersports during his next visit to Russia–I’m sure Juan McShitstain can provide the name of a good hotel where he can partake, or he can just ask the FBI.
What’s the helmet for?
Is the water hard?
Mickey – it’s one of those retard helmets, for kids who are slow-witted and extra stumbly.
“No wonder you’re starving … you can’t live on lips and tennis shoes …”
Punchline to an old joke about alligators … applies equally to sharks.
izlamo delenda est …
“It’s good to see Obama finally at the end of his rope.”
It would be vastly more pleasing to see him at the end of A rope.
look at those bitch arms! Mich has bigger ones!
Look at those chicken legs. That dudes safe with sharks. Unless the shark is looking for something to pick his teefers with.
“Go fly a kite.” Obama finally heard us.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNrG5lD2zmQ
He looks so girly.
Sharks will never attack him. It’s that professional courtesy thing.
Fucking disgrace.
Barack Hussein Kardashian.
Dipshit lives in perpetual Disneyland.
I’m so glad this country came to its senses and elected Trump.
No self-respecting cold-blooded bottom feeder would dare bite a fellow traveler like 0bama. If nothing else, he wouldn’t do it out of a sense of professional courtesy to one of his own!
Now I know what a whale turd looks like.
What’s that yellow fluid dripping from Opussy’s swim trunks?
How many people were restricted in the water space
because of that POS?
Think about that. I’d be fookin pissed.
Yeah. Reggie knew he was into watersports.
Water sports yes, he pissed all over this country.
To all sharks: FALSE ALARM, FALSE ALARM !!
Nothing to chew on, check those skinny sticks for a legs, the rest ain’t any better, and the brains are already rotten. 😉
Millions of people have bigger smiles of joy that Obama is no longer president. However, the leftists snowflakes have chosen to charge down the road of ignorance, hate, violence, and chaos. Their loss.
This is as inspirational as watching him throw bricks or make foot deep divots.
He should seek some dignity and stick to getting manicures in private.
Piranha would be FAR more entertaining.
Sorry, I have to bring this back from yesterday…
“One of the first stories Barack told me when he and Michelle arrived on Moskito Island was how, just before he became President, he had been surfing on a dangerous break in Hawaii. When he came in from an exhilarating session, the new head of his security team turned to him and said: “This will be the last time you surf for eight years.” For the next eight years he didn’t have the chance to surf, enjoy watersports or do many of the things he loved.”
https://www.virgin.com/richard-branson/richard-vs-barack-kiteboard-and-foilboard-challenge
If a shark bit Obumbles it would have to eat whale poop to get the taste out of it’s mouth.
Is that Hillary choking him Thridtwin?
@Eugenia
He doesn’t look girly at all.
He looks GAY!
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Bless his heart.
Reminds me of the racist joke about trollin’ fur ‘gators.
It’s good to see Obama finally at the end of his rope.
Perhaps obongo can enjoy some watersports during his next visit to Russia–I’m sure Juan McShitstain can provide the name of a good hotel where he can partake, or he can just ask the FBI.
What’s the helmet for?
Is the water hard?
Mickey – it’s one of those retard helmets, for kids who are slow-witted and extra stumbly.
“No wonder you’re starving … you can’t live on lips and tennis shoes …”
Punchline to an old joke about alligators … applies equally to sharks.
izlamo delenda est …
“It’s good to see Obama finally at the end of his rope.”
It would be vastly more pleasing to see him at the end of A rope.
look at those bitch arms! Mich has bigger ones!
Look at those chicken legs. That dudes safe with sharks. Unless the shark is looking for something to pick his teefers with.