Can’t Find a Fetterman…

31 Comments on Can’t Find a Fetterman…

1. With what we’ve seen from the Dirty Dems I wouldn’t put anything past them.

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2. The craigslist meme is so true.

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3. Are we sure that Fetterman is not a clone or a pod person from Invasion of the Body Snatchers?

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4. Now the wife will come back and screw his brains out.

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5. CJ, is his old lady going to unscrew his brains out of the top of his head or jump on him naked and really screw his brains out.

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6. That is not the same dude.

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7. Actually they went out and found a ‘better’ Fetterman!

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8. Fetterman probably died during the lobotomy and they came up with this joker to avoid having to steal another election while election fraud is on everybody’s mind.

   mortem tyrannis
   izlamo delenda est …

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9. Maybe Dr. Frankenstein just made an improved model.

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10. I’m gonna need to see a before-and-after fingerprint or dental chart comparison before I say that’s the same person.

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11. He should be fettered to a lamp post.

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12. Lots of drugs & a little Botox.

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13. His wife will now have unfettered access.

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14. The biggest delay wuz waiting for a good thunderstorm to wake him up with!

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15. He probably lost some weight, had the pus drained from the hump on the back of his neck, and rehabbed from whatever drugs he was taking. Combine that with his wife leaving for Canada for a good while. That would change any man’s countenance!

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16. I also think Time Away from his wife Helped him.

    She really Looks like an Alfa Romeo:

    Cute Painted Up with the TOP DOWN but always BREAKING DOWN when you really need it the most.

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17. Sorry, two different people, try again.
    Unless therapy included making his head taller and thinner, his ears flatter and the nose taller on the sides.

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18. it seems the real uncle festerman’s been put out to pasture

    speaking of people out to pasture, has anyone actually seen difi or turtleman since they were supposedly released from the hospital?

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19. I TOLD YOU, he went in for a sex change operation!!!

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20. So now the DemonRATs have changed the word Doppelganger to Fetterman!

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21. Now do Joe Biden.

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22. How long will it take for this one to learn to talk incoherently?

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23. The thing is, where do you find a body double for someone that big and ugly?

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24. Or will there also have been a communication miracle, in addition to the cosmetic one?

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25. Note to self:
    Never send Dr. Tar my photo.

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26. If they did it with Stephen Hawking, they can do it with John Fetterman.

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27. the disguise rubber mask order was rushed & now uncle festerman looks like a happy retard instead of looking like sling blade

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28. Why apologize to Pearl Jam?
    Fuck them assholes!

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29. “He comes and goes she knows he blows
    Can’t find her Fetterman …”

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30. Both resemble Karl Childers.

31. FIND THE LUMP. FIND THE LUMP.

    Fetterman will be attached.

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