Wish I had a picture of it, but a building was under construction in the middle of town on a corner lot. To dispel public rumor over what they were building, a rather prominent sign was posted out front, “Coming soon… Corner Building.”
So some out of town trips don’t require travel? What then, LSD?
FLASHING NEWS BREAK!
THIS JUST IN!
WATER IS WET!
“Cold Snap Hits Maine! Who’da Guessed?!”
I disagree with the lottery. When the odds are 260,000,00:1, if you can afford 100, 00 tickets, you would be a moron to buy that many.
Sometimes dumb people need a telling of the obvious.
Reminds me of the 16 yo girl behind the counter at a burger place up north way back when. My wife wanted a cheeseburger plain.
She got one very plain. So plain it didn’t have cheese on it. Cheese we paid for.
The 16 yo argued with me over it until I asked to speak to her manager. With a harrumph she reluctantly took the burger and gave us one with cheese on it. “That’s not plain” she said under her breath as she handed it to me.