“Sorry Bill, but only an experienced woman such as myself would know how to suckle the milk out of those delicious breasts without leaving any bite marks. Just ask Huma, she’ll vouch for me.”
Listen here honey – my biggest campaign contributor has offices all over the country that can take care of that “problem” in a few minutes.
Introducing the bluegrass band, ‘BabyMama and the Questionable Paternity Tests”
Thanks to my lousy sense of facial recognition, I’m struggling with this one.
Please help me out here. Who’s the brunette?
I am wondering the same greetingsfromyonkers! Pop culture is not my strong suit.
“No, Bill dear, they’re not yours.”
I can’t put a name on her right now, but she recently said something really stupid and liberal from her hollywood podium…
Billdo, duzzat make you a daddy or a grampa?
“Bill, I find out that little bastard is yours and I’m going to cut your nuts off. Now smile.”
they’re not mine, hilly, i’m sterile
Trailer Trash Momas
How many hands does the old man have ?
I’m not sure the bubble needs filling, I think it’s pretty descriptive as it is now.
…keep your hands offa her Bill, she’s mine
“I can’t feel my arm, and I’m dizzy.”
“Bring em on. Why fight it?…. Any more bimbos? It’s a big stage.”
“What difference does it make at this point?”
“…Hmm? What? What pregnant woman half my age?”
Paternity test? Why would you ask such a question?
“You’re such a creep I’m wondering if Chelsea’s is yours.”
Wow, Bill, this is the first time you’ve been this stiff standing next to me in years.
Why is your ass so sweaty, hun?
So once in a while Bill brings home a poor unfortunate teen. What of it?
I’m going to cut your balls off with a rusty hacksaw
Really, Bill? You’re old enough to be both her and Chelsea’s father.
“Huma dear, can you please get Lorena Bobbitt on the line?”
The last time I had a meaningful job, I outsourced it to Monica Lewinsky…
And Monica blew it.
Where’s Huma?
I got cut off. haha.
“If you get a bimbo, I get a bimbo. Where’s Huma?”
Nixon’s the one.
Right now, we aren’t certain if the baby will have an aunt or an uncle.
“Bill! You nasty bastard! I knew we were in Arkansas too long.”
And Bill thinkin’… “How ya’ like me now, Webb? You fat assed toad?”
Why fight it at this point? Even if he was interested in me, I’m too old to dodge his sniper fire.
Nothing to see here. Move along.
Oh, and vote Hillary.
For a second, I thought you were referring to Webb Hubble’s daughter.
Jeeves, Be a darling and fetch me a Scotch.
Wouldn’t matter as Web Hubble is most likely Chelsea’s old man.
Jeepers! Calabash lackawanna boogie-woogie wedgie merheebie hobby-shop asphalt.
And see, I can just ignore the obvious like this.
Chelsea, tuck your teeth in for the photo dear.
Ahh, the Depends work.
“Sorry Bill, but only an experienced woman such as myself would know how to suckle the milk out of those delicious breasts without leaving any bite marks. Just ask Huma, she’ll vouch for me.”
Listen here honey – my biggest campaign contributor has offices all over the country that can take care of that “problem” in a few minutes.
Introducing the bluegrass band, ‘BabyMama and the Questionable Paternity Tests”
Thanks to my lousy sense of facial recognition, I’m struggling with this one.
Please help me out here. Who’s the brunette?
I am wondering the same greetingsfromyonkers! Pop culture is not my strong suit.
“No, Bill dear, they’re not yours.”
I can’t put a name on her right now, but she recently said something really stupid and liberal from her hollywood podium…
Billdo, duzzat make you a daddy or a grampa?
“Bill, I find out that little bastard is yours and I’m going to cut your nuts off. Now smile.”
they’re not mine, hilly, i’m sterile
Trailer Trash Momas
How many hands does the old man have ?
I’m not sure the bubble needs filling, I think it’s pretty descriptive as it is now.