OH, this was the study that proved dogs don’t like hugs. They only used ONE dog and ONE horse, er, human.
And some lady conducting a small orchestra.
Honorary speaker Lurch addressing the graduating class at the Dog Obedience School!
Shit eating dog on point.
It’s a dog-eat-dog world and John Fucking Kerry is wearing Milk-Bone underwear…
Doggie is looking for a Swift Boat Veterinarian…
“Down, boy! Easy, easy!
My balls are already gone.”
Auditions for 2017 Super Bowl Budweiser commercial
Rover discovering the key ingredient in his dog food:
Horse Meat
A retard meets his thinking brain dog for the first time.
“Not now Teresa!”
I smell bullshit!
Please don’t hug me.
Cadaver Dog Identifies Secretary
Oh look the President’s dinner has arrived.
This is a special hunting dog. It comes to a point when it sees a jackass.
“Mr. Kerry, I’ve search high and low. I simply cannot find the medals you claim to have thrown over the White House fence.”
“Which pussy to sniff? WHICH PUSSY to sniff??
Oh Shit! Maybe it’s true…….I HAVE gone to the dogs.
“Dog meets Horse’s Ass”.
“K-9 meets K-Y” (as in jelly).
But, you said there would be snacks….
“Tell your boss he’s a fag.”
is that a dog biscuit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Dog psychic to audience: “The dog says mr. Kerry has a bottle of Heinz catchup in his rectum.”
Squirrel!
Finally, the last participant for our threesome has arrived.
Dog: “Da horse sed he couldn’t make it… Oh wait…”
dog: Can I shit on him now?
The dog being a yellow lab probably has a higher IQ than John Kerry. And you can’t fool a dog, they know lying idiots when they see them. Good doggy, now go piss on his leg.
Thats a tough one….hands up, dont poop?
Dog: Beg for it bitch. Beg like I am Theresa.
Are you my daddy?
which tree to piss on …. which tree to piss on
“Sit Hillary! – Sit!”
“Hot Dog! Where’s my ketchup?”
Dog: “I’m the Alpha male here. You two are my bitches!”
WHAT’S THAT SMELL?
OH, this was the study that proved dogs don’t like hugs. They only used ONE dog and ONE horse, er, human.
And some lady conducting a small orchestra.
Honorary speaker Lurch addressing the graduating class at the Dog Obedience School!
Shit eating dog on point.
It’s a dog-eat-dog world and John Fucking Kerry is wearing Milk-Bone underwear…
Doggie is looking for a Swift Boat Veterinarian…
“Down, boy! Easy, easy!
My balls are already gone.”
Auditions for 2017 Super Bowl Budweiser commercial
Rover discovering the key ingredient in his dog food:
Horse Meat
A retard meets his thinking brain dog for the first time.
“Not now Teresa!”
I smell bullshit!
Please don’t hug me.
Cadaver Dog Identifies Secretary
Oh look the President’s dinner has arrived.
This is a special hunting dog. It comes to a point when it sees a jackass.
“Mr. Kerry, I’ve search high and low. I simply cannot find the medals you claim to have thrown over the White House fence.”
“Which pussy to sniff? WHICH PUSSY to sniff??
Oh Shit! Maybe it’s true…….I HAVE gone to the dogs.
“Dog meets Horse’s Ass”.
“K-9 meets K-Y” (as in jelly).
But, you said there would be snacks….
“Tell your boss he’s a fag.”
is that a dog biscuit in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Dog psychic to audience: “The dog says mr. Kerry has a bottle of Heinz catchup in his rectum.”
Squirrel!
Finally, the last participant for our threesome has arrived.
Dog: “Da horse sed he couldn’t make it… Oh wait…”
dog: Can I shit on him now?
The dog being a yellow lab probably has a higher IQ than John Kerry. And you can’t fool a dog, they know lying idiots when they see them. Good doggy, now go piss on his leg.
Thats a tough one….hands up, dont poop?
Dog: Beg for it bitch. Beg like I am Theresa.
Are you my daddy?
which tree to piss on …. which tree to piss on
“Sit Hillary! – Sit!”
“Hot Dog! Where’s my ketchup?”
Dog: “I’m the Alpha male here. You two are my bitches!”