“I think I feel John McCain reaching across the isle again!”
“I am not a crook”
“Diaper! THAT’S what I was forgetting!”
Oh Lenin! Look at the boobs on that bimbo!
Ooh! Ooh! A wealthy person!
Sanders Channels Snoopy as the Lurking Vulture
OMG! You mean we’re out of other people’s money!?
And then the big bad wolf (DNC) jumped on me and took me down.
“Those are MY prunes! MINE!”
Damn, I sat on my nuts again
I feel flames coming out of my butthole!
Where will You be, when diarrhea strikes?
Russia! 1%! Hate!
And then the small, timid and helpless University President, crept up on the large and heartless Federally insured lending institution and said, “Kind mortgage lender, please give me money for future expansion of our small college. I already have my share of the purchase price for the land”.
Then the small, timid and helpless University President skipped away to another cocktail party to ask for donations before the large and heartless Federally insured lending institution found out she was running a harmless, itsy-bitsy con-game.
Not The End…….
Oh no, there goes Tokyo, go go Godzilla
Unbelievable…….I can’t believe my supporters are really this stupid.
Bernie Sanders appears in public without his drool bib.
My wife has been a fantastic college administrator!
I have money to buy a 4th McMansion! Damn, oh I mean I am not a 1%er, nope not me stop looking at me like that. I’m down with the cause.
“What’s mine is mine and what’s yours is mine, MINE, MINE, MINE!”
So I was gripping the steering wheel of my new sports car like this and making this face when I almost drove into the water next to my beach house. I blame the 1%ers.
“Now you’re going to take the pineapple out–after it took an hour to get it in?”
After you add the pasta, you sprinkle in just a little nutmeg.
my nephews had a golf cart chop shop in my house?
Eegah, Eegah, bonk bonk on the head
“You DON’T NEED 29 brands of KY jelly!”
I swear Venezuela is working!
is that a penny on the ground?
“Don’t interrupt me when I’m ranting!”
You’re getting sleepy, sleepy,communism is better!
This is why I don’t care how much you suffer from my policies.
Killroy was here!
Hey! That’s MY wallet! Stop her!
You are getting sleepy, very very sleepy.
OK, now that the interruption is over, back to our story.
So, Michael Jr. was in the garden with the Godfather and he was chasing him with a bug sprayer. So, the Godfather cut a piece of orange peel and put it in his mouth like a monsters teeth. He turned to scare the boy like this, rrraaaahhhhh!!!
…”Your tone is all wrong. If you do it again, I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron”.
I am not, and never have been a Democrat.
Foor the last toim, Colonel Sanders noit related to me!
I was walking behind Hillary when her pantsuit accidentally dropped to her cankles and I’ve been frozen in fear and disgust ever since.
“For the love of Statism, does anyone out there have a fresh Depends?!”
Hey! You there! Step away from my Audi R8!!
My doctor said I NEEDED to buy that waterfront house because of my …ugh.. ASTHMA…. That’s right asthma.
My next selection will be a Fuge in D minor.
“My wife is not a crook!”
And this is how I beg them to do it doggy-style!
So vile, even the DNC wanted nothing to do with him.
I don’t have a caption per se, but at first glance of the pic it looks like his head is trapped in the foot stirrups while giving a Pap Schmear.
Barack don’t pull out of me!
“I think I feel John McCain reaching across the isle again!”
“I am not a crook”
“Diaper! THAT’S what I was forgetting!”
Oh Lenin! Look at the boobs on that bimbo!
Ooh! Ooh! A wealthy person!
Sanders Channels Snoopy as the Lurking Vulture
OMG! You mean we’re out of other people’s money!?
And then the big bad wolf (DNC) jumped on me and took me down.
“Those are MY prunes! MINE!”
Damn, I sat on my nuts again
I feel flames coming out of my butthole!
Where will You be, when diarrhea strikes?
Russia! 1%! Hate!
And then the small, timid and helpless University President, crept up on the large and heartless Federally insured lending institution and said, “Kind mortgage lender, please give me money for future expansion of our small college. I already have my share of the purchase price for the land”.
Then the small, timid and helpless University President skipped away to another cocktail party to ask for donations before the large and heartless Federally insured lending institution found out she was running a harmless, itsy-bitsy con-game.
Not The End…….
Oh no, there goes Tokyo, go go Godzilla
Unbelievable…….I can’t believe my supporters are really this stupid.
Bernie Sanders appears in public without his drool bib.
My wife has been a fantastic college administrator!
I have money to buy a 4th McMansion! Damn, oh I mean I am not a 1%er, nope not me stop looking at me like that. I’m down with the cause.
“What’s mine is mine and what’s yours is mine, MINE, MINE, MINE!”
So I was gripping the steering wheel of my new sports car like this and making this face when I almost drove into the water next to my beach house. I blame the 1%ers.
“Now you’re going to take the pineapple out–after it took an hour to get it in?”
After you add the pasta, you sprinkle in just a little nutmeg.
my nephews had a golf cart chop shop in my house?
Eegah, Eegah, bonk bonk on the head
“You DON’T NEED 29 brands of KY jelly!”
I swear Venezuela is working!
is that a penny on the ground?
“Don’t interrupt me when I’m ranting!”
You’re getting sleepy, sleepy,communism is better!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSiJiDSmb1E
My mother was a T Rex.
This is as much as she could hug me.
This is why I don’t care how much you suffer from my policies.
Killroy was here!
Hey! That’s MY wallet! Stop her!
You are getting sleepy, very very sleepy.
OK, now that the interruption is over, back to our story.
So, Michael Jr. was in the garden with the Godfather and he was chasing him with a bug sprayer. So, the Godfather cut a piece of orange peel and put it in his mouth like a monsters teeth. He turned to scare the boy like this, rrraaaahhhhh!!!
…”Your tone is all wrong. If you do it again, I’ll stab you in the face with a soldering iron”.
I am not, and never have been a Democrat.
Foor the last toim, Colonel Sanders noit related to me!
I was walking behind Hillary when her pantsuit accidentally dropped to her cankles and I’ve been frozen in fear and disgust ever since.
“For the love of Statism, does anyone out there have a fresh Depends?!”
Hey! You there! Step away from my Audi R8!!
My doctor said I NEEDED to buy that waterfront house because of my …ugh.. ASTHMA…. That’s right asthma.
My next selection will be a Fuge in D minor.
“My wife is not a crook!”
And this is how I beg them to do it doggy-style!
So vile, even the DNC wanted nothing to do with him.
I don’t have a caption per se, but at first glance of the pic it looks like his head is trapped in the foot stirrups while giving a Pap Schmear.
” Pompeii “
What I wouldn’t give for a decent bowel movement!
OOPS, I sharted.