That cat would lose a paw trying that on my 1920 brass blade GE.
10
BWWAAAAAA!
8
A pussy fan makes the imagination go wild…
3
Suddenly they had to change its name to “stubby”.
10
A local farmer had a cat they called “Lucky”. Seems the cat snuggled up to a warm car engine overnight only to lose part of his tail the next morning when the farmer started the car up and the engine fan engaged.
6
Electric claw sharpener.
15
Dr Tar – I knew someone who would always honk twice before starting his car.
I initially thought maybe he had a security system that was disarmed by honking the horn twice, so I asked him about that.
He said no, it’s just habit. Turns out they had cats at home that loved to curl up in a warm engine bay and one time when they started up the car they thought the belts had gone bad with all the chaos that was going on under the hood. Turned out Tabby went thru all nine lives in about 5 seconds!
From then on they always honked the horn before starting just to scare the cats out!
Not a bad practice if you ask me!
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DO NOT TAKE HIM TO THE AIRPORT.
10
So funny! You’d think the noise would spook him. He’s been doing that for awhile.
10
A million years ago when I worked at Tantallon Exxon, I extricated a grey tabby from the shroud of a customer’s Lincoln. One of my coworkers offered to slit its throat but I took the cat down the road to the Emergency pet hospital…. Three days later I was presented with a dead tabby and a bill for $250 or so. I was earning $1.20 per hour!
FJB
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Cracker, been there and done that.
Didn’t regret the decision but did regret the bill.
7
It sounds like a trip to the dentist, but I have an appointment for a root canal in a few days so I’m agonizing a bit.
3
Cats rule.
4
Imagine waking up in the next room during the night hearing that.
3
Cat cleverness. He knew that fan was no problem for him.
Cats do the weirdest and funniest self-serving things, then look at you like, “Why didn’t you think of this?” LOL!
Grab ’em by the pussy.
That cat would lose a paw trying that on my 1920 brass blade GE.
BWWAAAAAA!
A pussy fan makes the imagination go wild…
Suddenly they had to change its name to “stubby”.
A local farmer had a cat they called “Lucky”. Seems the cat snuggled up to a warm car engine overnight only to lose part of his tail the next morning when the farmer started the car up and the engine fan engaged.
Electric claw sharpener.
Dr Tar – I knew someone who would always honk twice before starting his car.
I initially thought maybe he had a security system that was disarmed by honking the horn twice, so I asked him about that.
He said no, it’s just habit. Turns out they had cats at home that loved to curl up in a warm engine bay and one time when they started up the car they thought the belts had gone bad with all the chaos that was going on under the hood. Turned out Tabby went thru all nine lives in about 5 seconds!
From then on they always honked the horn before starting just to scare the cats out!
Not a bad practice if you ask me!
DO NOT TAKE HIM TO THE AIRPORT.
So funny! You’d think the noise would spook him. He’s been doing that for awhile.
A million years ago when I worked at Tantallon Exxon, I extricated a grey tabby from the shroud of a customer’s Lincoln. One of my coworkers offered to slit its throat but I took the cat down the road to the Emergency pet hospital…. Three days later I was presented with a dead tabby and a bill for $250 or so. I was earning $1.20 per hour!
FJB
Cracker, been there and done that.
Didn’t regret the decision but did regret the bill.
It sounds like a trip to the dentist, but I have an appointment for a root canal in a few days so I’m agonizing a bit.
Cats rule.
Imagine waking up in the next room during the night hearing that.
Cat cleverness. He knew that fan was no problem for him.
Cats do the weirdest and funniest self-serving things, then look at you like, “Why didn’t you think of this?” LOL!