China’s Plan To Keep Your Family Tree Growing in Case Your One Son Dies Before Puberty

12 Comments on China’s Plan To Keep Your Family Tree Growing in Case Your One Son Dies Before Puberty

1. What the non-fuck?!?!

2. The artists’ rendering of Whoopies’ vajay-jay is actually the palette cleanser for This story.

3. the words “commie rat bastard” comes to mind for some reason

4. Planned Parenthood is taking notes…

5. I read that book, I think….”Jewels for Algernon” or something.

6. Why don’t they just let dad sire another one?
   Or are they sterilized after the first?

7. I hear that the procedure works, but it produces offspring that tend to speak in a mousey tongue.

   ; }

   (sorry about that…)

8. LOLOLOL….beautiful!!!!

9. no No No NO NO!!

   NO!!!

10. Yer daddy wuz hung like a field mouse… literally!

11. Having raised a teenage boy, it might be a good idea to do this procedure while he is still alive.

12. How depressing it must be, knowing your junk can fit on a MOUSE.