“I was paying for his eye care insurance, but it turns out his glasses weren’t even real.” – Millennial Sponsor
“I was paying for his eye care insurance, but it turns out his glasses weren’t even real.” – Millennial Sponsor
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This is fucking awesomeness.
Now that’s funny.
They should be given a survival knife a cloak a bag of salt and dropped into the wilderness about 150miles from the nearest bit of civilization and if they survive (by learning to hunt and kill there own food and avoidinghyperthermia) they might be worth becoming citizens!
I was standing behind three of these loser hipsters today at the coffee shop. All males (I think). Topic of discussion, last night improvised dance performance. I was wondering what these guys could possibly do for an income.
Wow. I’m getting my checkbook out right now.
Does anyone wonder at why Trump’s win have them fearful and crying like babies?
Ah michael, they’d be drinking their own piss to survive within the first 24 hours.
Sadly, this is really going on rampantly. Only it’s old gay/straight dudes paying for sex and the millennial is simply an escort/sugar baby.
@Perspective — haha! They wouldn’t even do that. The comforting voice of Siri would be dead on a phone that gets no bars that far from services. They’d all be lost and crying, trying to find the highest ground for cell reception.
I see the next donation catch phrase: “But it’s for the millennials.”