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CNN Wants to Replace Your Toilet

Sunday, 25 February 2024, 15:55 Dr. Tar Uncategorized 49

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But toilets are in desperate need of an upgrade — as is our entire approach to sewage, according to the many designers, environmental engineers and sanitation experts hoping to bring about a paradigm shift.

Flushing our waste is, well, wasteful, accounting for nearly a third of indoor water use in US homes, according to the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA). In many parts of the world, the use of water toilets has become increasingly fraught as climate change ushers in extreme droughts and flooding, which backs up sewers and overflows septic tanks. In disaster zones, or places without access to running water, the need for innovation is even more urgent. More

49 Comments on CNN Wants to Replace Your Toilet

  5. FFS, retards forget everything that we’ve done to advance society FOR A REASON. Back to digging a shit hole in your yard, and emptying a piss bucket out the window for a more perfect society because of this retarded notion that humans are the only living thing that is a parasite to mother earth. SMH.

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  13. The Government is the cause of water shortages. Trying to cater to the environmentalists, they tear down dams, flush fresh water to save a worthless fish. The Government, when there is abundant water will waste water re-creating floods so the plants and animals can continue to evolve to survive periodic floods. Of course the Government bureaucrats use these Government/activists shortages to control the people.

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  15. Sounds great. However, how practical is it in a crowded suburb or urban environment? What about an apartment building? What about someone who is too old or infirm to deal with a composting toilet? And where do you store the waste for the year it takes for it to decompose? For someone off-the-grid it’s very doable, but for someone who lives in a 400 or so apartment complex where do you put it (maybe convert the in-ground pool to a waste digester that converts the waste into methane that can be burned for power)?

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  21. I lived in Alaska for many years and composting toilets were very common. It was mountainous and septic tanks and drain fields were impossible to build in the rocky terrain. They are also used at many remote camps, not uncommon at all to see them in houses. A small electric fan would cause a draft/suction that kept fumes from entering the house. Very efficient but I still prefer a flush toilet.

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  22. doggone near lost a 400 dollar handcart!
    SUNDAY, 25 FEBRUARY 2024, 17:03 AT 5:03 PM
    “hope about me s**tting on your desk everyday, a**holes?”

    …funny story…we had a dixkhead production boss who rubbed everyone the wrong way, including apparently the sanitation guys. They worked overnight and he worked first shift, so they only coincided in the morning and they had all night and keys to access all the offices.

    So one guy, a large actual African, decided to leave his opinion on the production h
    guy’s desk, a large, steaming opinion without moving any of his papers or anything. Guy didn’t realize there were cameras tho, so when the szit hit the fan the next day they went full nuclear, fired him, sued him for the cleanup, even tried to get him arrested. But the cops wouldn’t Plat along because, African, I guess.

    Didn’t sweeten the production guy’s disposition any tho. If anything he became an even BIGGER anus, and remained a douche until he got RIFfed last year, but at least they did that with a pink slip instead of a pinched loaf…

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  25. Don’t fergit… These dumbed-down Leftist numb-nuts and no-nuts nimrods don’t want us to take baths either! They just want to drag us down to their lowest level of Suck!!

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  26. CNN pushing their masters’ depopulation agenda. Any good civil engineer will tell you that the toilet is one of man’s greatest inventions. It has allowed big cities to grow like they are today, by taking away disease carrying sewage. No throwing chambers pots contents on the streets below like London in the 1700s. But that is Klaus and his minions plan, force everyone into a 15 minute city, have inadequate sewer systems and allow disease to run rampant and kill of people. CNN and their masters need a date with the gallows. I am keeping my toilet.

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  28. I like Al’s idea. Send it UPS ground so it takes about 5 days getting there. Mark it confidential whistle blower info inside. Gotta make sure someone with a suit on opens it.

    AND IN OTHER NEWS, California legislators continually fall short in their efforts to kill off the restaurant biz in California have offered up their latest effort and I must say. They might have finally gotten the job done. SB1167 would eliminate those dang cardboard cups. Forcing businesses like Starbucks to use re usable cups. A strategic nightmare. This might actually do the trick. Say good bye to your Big Mac if you live in Cali.

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  30. @Brad — My first thought was to leave the boxed shit in the back of a pickup parked in from of a CNN office. Box label: FOX NEWS WHISTLEBLOWER AFFIDAVIT AND INTERVIEW, WITH PHOTOS AND VIDEO.

    But then I remembered that CNN has closed almost all of their satellite offices, plus they shuttered their HQ in Atlanta. So where do I go to park my shit, eh? LOL!

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  37. If CNN comes around and takes my toilet away, the only thing I’ll have left for entertainment is the naked titty magazines on the shelf next to the toilet.

    Give me a break…I’m 96 years old and I gotta have something.

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  44. It’s made of corn grown with dinosaur piss, fertilized with dead dinosaurs, trees, grass, and whatnot. Which are all fertilized with dead dinosaurs, piss, and shit.

    It’s kinda cyclic, and shit, yo!

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  47. “… as climate change ushers in extreme droughts and flooding, which backs up sewers and overflows septic tanks.”

    Base public policy on a Hoax? Doesn’t seem like a very good idea.
    Besides which, the gov’t has absolutely nothing to do with my crapper – show me where toilets (water closets) are mentioned in the enumerated powers of the gov’t.

    “In disaster zones, or places without access to running water, the need for innovation is even more urgent.”
    They don’t have running water but they have flush toilets?

    That smell isn’t from the toilets – that’s the smell of BULLSHIT.

    In much of the World, particularly in raghead countries and China, they shit in the left hand and rub it through their hair – they have no need for crappers of any sort.

    mortem tyrannis
    izlamo delenda est …

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