The Hill
Federal agents seized $2.82 million worth of cocaine-coated corn flakes, U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) said in a news release on Friday.
CBP officers in Cincinnati intercepted a large shipment of cereal that was headed to a private residence in Hong Kong from South America.
Officers opened the box and saw cereal with white powder, with flakes coated in a “grayish substance.” They tested the flakes and the substance, and found that they contained cocaine. More
I bet they’re G-R-R-R-REAT!
Most important meal of the day…
Tony the Tiger meets Biden the Hunter
Finally!
Those Tony the Tiger Flakes with all that sugar make me bounce off the walls.
Thank goodness they weren’t coated with sugar. That stuff’s poison!
Breakfast of Champions?
Is this the origin of Flakey Foont?
Dude,if I had me some I could quit
drinking Mountain Dew and expresso.
Mr. Natural approves of Flakey Foont, hey, hey, hey, keep on truckin.
:Me sitting in folding chair turned backwards:
“Ho’kay muchachos…one more time…. This (points to map) is Sur America….over here..(swats map with pointer) is ASia.. Si, A-S-I-A.”
“Now…over here (makes giant sweeping circle on map) is the Atlántica ocean. Is no where near ASIA.”
:Cartel members busy taking notes:
“Nex time turn left…. yeah, izquierdo, that’a way.”
:Lights cigarrette, wipes sweat off forehead
“Christ. I wonder if Genghis Khan started out this way”
Jill always be given me Frosted Flakes …
It be like er’thin clear in ma head … for a minute or too …
Given this slow COVID grind, pass the bowl and pass me a bowl of Cocaine Frosted Flakes as well. Thanks.
We are going to need more milk!!!