What started as a sick joke has now morphed into a parody children’s book, “Santa’s Husband” by a writer for Steven Colbert, Daniel Kibblesmith. The book is going to be published by Harper Design and they want to release it by the holidays.
Can we get something similar about the icons of Communism?
That is just sick……sick I tell ya!
Are they forgetting about Mohammad’s gay lovers? That would be a great children’s book too.
This is low, even for the progressive left.
Didn’t Gay Santa just leave office in January?
For Easter, they hope to release ‘Jesus is Gay, and so are you.’
AND HERE’S ANOTHER PLEASANT VISUAL, JUST IN TIME FOR LUNCH!! TWO OLD LADIES LOOKING AT EACH OTHER LOVINGLY, EACH EQUIPPED WITH HIGH-TECH POCKET ROCKETS!!!
YOU ROCK, FONDA AND TOMLIN!!! ARRRFFFFFFFFFF!!!!
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That gives Santa going up the chimney a whole new meaning.
T’was the night after Christmas and all through the house
Santa was banging his illegal alien male spouse
Their groans could be heard through the night air quite clear
And it spooked all the elves ’cause Santa’s so queer.
The Democrats love Santa’s sexual bend
And hope to elect his illegal boyfriend
On Schumer! On Franken! On Pelosi and Warren!
On Boxer! On Booker! Elect a queer who is foreign!
And we heard him declare as he rode out of sight
“Obama is next ’cause I heard his ass is real tight.”
I’m going to start stating that Fidel and Che were gay lovers. That should piss off leftists.
You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I’m telling you why
Santa Claus is coming to town
He’s making a list
And checking it twice;
He’s gonna find out
Who’s deviant and nice
Santa Claus’s penis is brown
He sees you when you’re sleeping
He knows when you’re awake
He knows if you’ve been bad or good
So be bad for badness sake!
You better watch out!
You better not cry
You better not pout
I’m telling you why
Santa Claus’s penis is brown
Santa Claus is a fictious character in the public domain, and you can make him anything you want. Gay Santa, Rambo Santa, serial killer Santa, benevolent Santa, vegan Santa, etc., etc. Santa Claus is really only important to small children, and all they really care about is getting presents on Christmas morning.
If a publishing house wants to invest in this stuff, I say go for it. The marketplace will decide if this is funny, or legitimate social commentary, or whatever, and the public will vote with their dollars. My guess is that Harper Design will end up with a lump of coal with this turkey.
I can only imagine what the Island of Misfit Toys looks like. Probably something like the island of Tetiaroa right now.
How about some art work of Stalin giving Lenin a hummer in the Kremlin.
How about the true story of 0bama and Reggie…….
Thank you Leftists for voluntarily revealing yourselves for who and what you are inside.
Anyone with a worthy soul, and a mind for self-preservation, should appreciate the head’s up and act accordingly.
I always thought mrs claus was a beard.
What’s that line from the Christmas classic, “Here comes Santa Claus”? Grab your stockings and say your prayers?
The real Santa, Bishop Nicholas of Myra, as generous as he was, probably would have beat the crap out of any pervert molesting kids. A book about gay Santas is definitely disgusting garbage designed to abuse children. Evil has no limits.
@sig94: I suspect Santa may have been misinformed about Obama.
I do believe that Santa’s real name is Steven Colbert and his husband’s name is Daniel Kibblesmith. It’s a story of true gay love between two liberal boys. I hope Daniel makes it oh so funny.
You didn’t know the reindeer were actually
goats and santa a gay muzzie did you?
Never saw a more descriptive name than “Kibblesmith”; a person only fit to make dry dog food, I presume.