Is this rice the way you like it?
Boobie the Rocket Dog sends in this article, from the NY Post, about students whining about the inauthenticity of dishes served at colleges.
NY Post-
General Tso’s chicken was made with steamed chicken instead of fried — which is not authentically Chinese, and simply “weird,” one student bellyached in the Oberlin Review.
Others were up in arms over banh mi Vietnamese sandwiches served with coleslaw instead of pickled vegetables, and on ciabatta bread, rather than the traditional French baguette.
“It was ridiculous,” gripes Diep Nguyen, a freshman who is a Vietnam native.
Worse, the sushi rice was undercooked in a way that was, according to one student, “disrespectful” of her culture. Tomoyo Joshi, a junior from Japan, was highly offended by this flagrant violation of her rice. “I f people not from that heritage take food, modify it and serve it as ‘authentic,’ it is appropriative,” she said.
Then there were the black students of Oberlin College.
The subject was fried chicken.
Take a guess what the gripe about fried chicken was. It can go either way.
So fried chicken wasn’t vilified for being racially insensitive. That’s a relief.
And the hot dogs didn’t actually have any real dog meat in them. I could vomit. – Miss Barry H. 0bama
Man That Sucks!
And if they give up and only serve bread and water? They will complain that it’s not the right water and the bread contains gluten.
Just shut down the cafeteria and make the students go off campus to eat.
First one college complained about servers in sombreros, now it’s the food isn’t “authentic” enough? Go run to your safe spaces you whiny little fucks….
the cry babies are getting way to much press
So, did any college students study and get straight A’s in chemistry? huh? huh? and did they throw little Styrofoam models of CO2 at the cry babies? If not, Why not?
Hot dogs are notorious for containing peckers and butt-holes so Barry will be thrilled.
Have the cafeteria adopt US Army chow hall food menu; when the little one’s complain tell ’em it’s good enough for our soldiers. That’ll twist their panties.
I don’t have a place to put this so I’m putting it here. So sue me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3hB3iOQKjY
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Dammit, my foie gras was not from a properly force fed water fowl, and the caviar was from farm grown sturgeon. The accompanying Dom Perignon a subpar year, and not properly chilled. How can I possibly obtain decent grades in my Women’s Studies/ LTBTPDQFYIWTFLOLOMG major if I have to consume drek like this?
Bread and water? How generous of you. But even those are potential microagressions. Is the bread made from non-GMO wheat? Preservative-free? And if the water is bottled, are the containers made from recycled trash, or are they even recyclable? If tap water, how about all those nasty chemicals, e.g. fluoride, chlorine, and pesticide or hormone traces?
I’ve got an idea. How ’bout they just eat shit – the ultimate in recycling?
Make your own lunch, pampered little snowflakes.
Coming as a main page post this evening! It’s brilliant!
I have an idea. Put up HUGE posters showing the starving kids in Africa with captions that say, “Eat what’s on the menu and like it because these UNPAMPERED and UNSPOILED children get nothing.”
Phuckem let them eat cake.
Libtards will find a way to politicize anything.
Whatever happened to the time-tested “tastes like cardboard” vilification of cafeteria food?
They hate the food NOW, wait until Mooshelle gets through “Fundamentally Changing” it!
Exactly! Close the f’n cafeteria and save a crap load of money, then use it to hire teachers that actually teach without distorting the facts or history.
Fo’ fried chickens, dry white toast
and a Coke.
All colleges should blast this over their intercom systems…
“All students will now board our buses that will take them to Parris Island.”
My hamburger ain’t got no ham in it!
Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!
Time for Oberlin to be introduced to the Michelle Obama school lunch program.
This Steak Tartar has NOT been tenderized between the saddle and the Horse!
I cannot eat this swill.
Alert the emergency counselors. I shall meet them in the Safe Space and Cuddles with Puppies non Judgement Room.
Will watermelon also be on the Sunday menu? Racists!