Big Gov: Former FBI Director James Comey has been meeting with publishers to pitch a book he is writing about his public service career, that will include a section about his relationship with President Trump while he served as FBI director.
The New York Times reports that major publishing companies have been courting Comey in New York City over the past few days as the book is set to go to auction this week. MORE
SNIP: He needs book titles. Let’s help him out.
LORDY!
I Have So Many Feelings
I Had No Intention Of Writing This Book
The Emails Hillary Never Sent Me
Mildly Nauseous
In 10 years he should be writing a book about life in the slammer.
Remember when they said “You silly, paranoid wingnuts, Comey was just just in the NYT building for a little fundraiser!”
He should hold off on publishing until the chapters on his prison experience can be written.
He’s going to write about his relationship with Trump? That he had for what, about a month?
What a crock…
@joe6pak
“Memos From Guantanamo”
Just what every civil servant needs to cap off an infamous career…a seven figure payoff in the form of a book advance.
“Curtain Call”
Comey is “writing” a book? No. The publishing house will be writing the book.
“Corruption for Dummies”
“He’s going to write about his relationship with Trump? That he had for what, about a month?”
EXACTLY. That should take up a paragraph. I can see it now.
“First, I tried to hide in the drapes, but then he spotted me.”
The Clinton foundation and Hillary’s contributors will buy the book by the case lot.
Play the obstruction/protection game for the elite, then get paid off after you vacate the position!
Comey’s Cashing in ….. Corruption is alive and well.
He’ll be in the Hamptons before you know it.
No reasonable person would buy this book
He’s taking advantage of the liberal hysteria.
Comey Comey Comey Comey
ChameleonCrapweasel“Dinner with Trump – how I became a casualty of unwanted workplace harassment.”
Comey has a very punchable face.
It’ll be as successful as his benefactor’s (HRC) books have been. Soon they will be on the ‘can’t get rid of it table’ at a price of 1/$.50 or two/free. Bundle of losers’ books by Comey and HRC.
Or perhaps another blank best seller.
Based on Comey’s infatuation with Trump, the book title could be; “Fantasized Attraction”.
He won’t have to start from scratch. His diary has lots of material – “Dear diary. Tonight I’m having dinner at the White House. Lordy, I hope Donald notices me.”
I was under the assumption that it takes two to have a relationship. Trump didn’t suffer this fool for long.
“True Lies”
“My Sob Story”
“From Russia With Love”
“What About Me? Look At Me”
“Sort of About My Hurt Feelings as a G-Man”
“Feelin’ Queasy Since The Whitewater “Matter” to the Clinton Email “Matter”.
It may sell 3 copies!
BFH, you should run a Comey autobiography title contest.
The chapter on his ethics will be about one paragraph long!
He so reminds me of Eddie Haskell, the two faced sniveling prick.
Whatever the title, he should find out how many he has to hold in front of his chest to stop a deagle .50 bullet fired at close range.