Commando Chic – IOTW Report

Commando Chic

According to the Daily Mail, the latest fashion trend for the bold and the beautiful is for women to create the illusion that they aren’t wearing underwear.

Classy.

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They aren’t fully commando. They are wearing what is called a C Clamp String.

What does the C stand for?

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Why the dance towards nudity?

That’s where this is going. Why the pretense of all these incremental steps? Just take it all off.

The Muslims will love it.

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For the record, I think this trend  is horrible.

And I’m not objecting on moral grounds.

I actually think it looks terrible.

 

39 Comments on Commando Chic

  1. Why not just go naked? Fashion my ass…that C clamp is an utter vulgarity. Is there nothing left to the imagination? I just got a horrid visual of Moose wearing one. Make it stop!

  2. I always thought that sexiness was hinting at what wasn’t seen, rather than shoving it up your nose. Sure, these are beautiful women, but if they dress this way then they are essentially saying ‘all I am is the physical specimen you see’.

  3. BFH you’ve done it again. First was “The you can’t unsee it” now it’s “The can’t unthink it”.
    What is the next great “Unny”?
    Yes you are more addictive than crack and this was outstanding. Thanks:p

  4. Moose’s C-string … oh that smell! Can you smell that smell?
    The smell of death surrounnnnnnndddddddds you!

    Send it to North Korea – more powerful than two H-Bombs!

    izlamo delenda est …

  5. ” I just got a horrid visual of Moose wearing one. Make it stop! ”
    Michael LaVaughn Robinson (AKA:Moose) is a man and I do believe that this new fashion item leaves have enough room for Barack’s lollipop.

  6. Yes, agree. Not flattering at all. The extreme dress slits trick your eye and breaks up the natural form-instead of accenting a slim waist or the hips it does something weird to the legs.

    C string? I’m sure it’s very comfortable. Audrey Hepburn never wore one of those and looked 10,000 times better than these starlets.

  7. A million years ago I worked for an old school actress
    She wrote a book about fashion from the thirties and forties.
    The book was full of beautiful women, to whom being fully clothed took nothing away from their beauty.
    ‘Sexiness’ used to come from within.
    It may too, in the future
    But it is not this day

  8. “They do it so they have something to whine about when guys stare.” – JMV

    Or something to whine about when guys DON’T stare – and I wouldn’t. Of course I’d see her but I certainly wouldn’t stare.

    Just because you can doesn’t mean you should. In most places, wearing a band-aid on each nipple is enough to keep a woman from being arrested, but she shouldn’t be surprised if people interpret this kind of display differently than she wanted. Or maybe that interpretation WAS what she was aiming for.

    A man with any class would look away from her the same as if she accidentally fell out of her top – to minimize her embarrassment. That she intentionally displays the message “I’m a whore” shows her lack of it. I may not have a lot of class but my lady has to at least match it.

  9. Dr: OK miss, tell me what happened.
    Dumb woman: Well, I was wearing one of those new C-string thingies, and I sneezed when I was attempting to sit down.
    Dr: That explains why that funny shaped object is halfway up your colon. Now take a deep breath while I reach in to drag it out…

  10. I’ll almost certainly never actually see anyone wear such an outfit, but I can hear in my head an exchange…

    “Hey, you pig! Stop staring! You’re objectifying me!”

    “Do you mean to imply that you’re wearing those clothes and you DON’T want men to staring at you and thinking about your pussy?! Are you really that STUPID?!”

  11. Me. I’m okay with this trend.
    I will say no one knew who Jennifer Lopez was until she wore some green Versace dress with an open slit down past her navel at the Grammy’s 15 or 20 years ago. That skin exposure has done wonders to her career and bank account. That established the ‘slutty woman at the awards show’ look forever.

  12. Shocking to see mothers in the hood BUY this kinda stuff for their daughters, first summer after puberty. What the hell’s wrong with those mothers? That thingy in the Lord’s prayer about “Lead us not into temptation” ???

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