FOXNewsInsider– One clothing company is embracing every shape and size by leaving numbered sizes off its labels.
Manifesta, a workout clothing company for curvy women, is trying to avoid “size-shaming” by replacing numerical sizes with flowers.
For example, sizes 2-4 are represented by poppies, sizes 6-8 are replaced by lilies, and people who fall in the 10-12 range are roses. more
SNIP: That would probably make Michelle Obama a Venus Fly Trap.
I just texted my wife and told her she was a rose,… a bigass rose. For some reason she didn’t seem to like that better than be called chubby.
Hillary is cactus size?
The Worst Lady Mooch is either the giant sunflower or the elephants ear!
Hey, what’s the size designated by that orchid that blooms once a year and SMELLS LIKE DEATH???
Yeah, that’d be Mooch, or me if, on the way to the gym, I happen to self-identify as an America-hating, twisted-up, fat-ass, rat bastard commie bizzatch.
Heh, guess I’ll skip the trip to the shrink today, feeling better, already..
Moose’s would be the Amorphophallus Titanum.
So what do they use for the 24~26 gals? Elephant Ears?
Don’t they realize walking to the fridge is a workout?
Too hard to remember. How about from smallest to biggest: parakeet, cat, hippo. There. Fixed it
0bama’s size would be Pansy.
Skunk weed.
I don’t understand these size euphemisms. You’re still the same number you were before the flower.
Mooche’s dress size is represented by the giant redwood tree, while Barry’s dress size is toxic poison ivy.
test.., switching email add.
marketing. Not marketing designed to seel products to customers, but designed to sell the credentials of the marketer to company management.
Why don’t they just use FAT, FATTER, FATTIE-FAT-FATTIE, & FATTEST ?
Or perhaps animals?
Pig, Cow, Horse, Buffalo, Elephant, T-Rex, Brachiosaurus…
Is that why her husband draws flys? My guess is she does also. Fur, you may be more prescient than you think.
Also, there is another joke in there using Moo, flys and traps, but I can’t put my finger on it and where I think the joke lies, I don’t want to put my finger on it.
Damn – LOL
Never be able to look at a pansy again without a laugh. Thanks!
No.
That dress dosnt make your @$$ look fat, your @$$ makes your dress look fat.
{Ducks)
How’s this gonna trick all the fat women?
“Oh, honey, I’se a rose!”
“No! I woulda guessed Amaryllis!”
“I’m talkin rose – like Rose of Sharon.”
How about a size scheme for men…..motor vehicles.
Barry is a pink VW Cabriolet convertible with Hello Kitty hanging from the rearview mirror. Mooch is a big old yellow schoolbus.
What if you don’t want to self identify as a size represented by a flower. Why not a bird, tree or power tool? The paradox of liberal labelling – You must be a flower. We know what’s best!
Do these morons really believe that euphemism makes any difference to anyone who thinks?
10 = rose
6 = lilly
gay = homosexual pervert
yout = feral negro
African-American = negro
Oppressive Overseer = white person not on welfare
White privilege = works for a living
Unfortunate = lazy parasite
Undocumented = lazy mexican parasite
Plus sized = fat
Has a great personality = ugly
Celebrate diversity = practice ‘groupthink’
Ain’t foolin nobody but the dumbest fuckin dumbass out there.
@MJA — Because, don’t you know, everyone is a special flower. Or snowflake.
Maybe flowers are the spring/summer lines and snowflakes (up to snowballs, and snowpeople) will be the fall/winter lines. 🙂
Does the “baobab” tree have flowers? ……….like moochelles dress..?
Both thumbs up!
Damn, I’m a daisy.
*throws temper tantrum, screaming, “I don’t like daisies. I like TULIPS.”*
I believe that size is coincident to “Dahlia.”
This is a better representation of Mooshell.
Doesn’t look angry enough. Maybe if you draw some furious eyebrows on it 😀