Company Classifies Clothing Sizes Using Flowers, Not Numbers – IOTW Report

Company Classifies Clothing Sizes Using Flowers, Not Numbers

venus fly trap

FOXNewsInsider– One clothing company is embracing every shape and size by leaving numbered sizes off its labels.

Manifesta, a workout clothing company for curvy women, is trying to avoid “size-shaming” by replacing numerical sizes with flowers.

For example, sizes 2-4 are represented by poppies, sizes 6-8 are replaced by lilies, and people who fall in the 10-12 range are roses.  more

SNIP: That would probably make Michelle Obama a Venus Fly Trap.

28 Comments on Company Classifies Clothing Sizes Using Flowers, Not Numbers

  1. Hey, what’s the size designated by that orchid that blooms once a year and SMELLS LIKE DEATH???

    Yeah, that’d be Mooch, or me if, on the way to the gym, I happen to self-identify as an America-hating, twisted-up, fat-ass, rat bastard commie bizzatch.
    Heh, guess I’ll skip the trip to the shrink today, feeling better, already..

  2. Is that why her husband draws flys? My guess is she does also. Fur, you may be more prescient than you think.

    Also, there is another joke in there using Moo, flys and traps, but I can’t put my finger on it and where I think the joke lies, I don’t want to put my finger on it.

  3. How about a size scheme for men…..motor vehicles.

    Barry is a pink VW Cabriolet convertible with Hello Kitty hanging from the rearview mirror. Mooch is a big old yellow schoolbus.

  4. What if you don’t want to self identify as a size represented by a flower. Why not a bird, tree or power tool? The paradox of liberal labelling – You must be a flower. We know what’s best!

  5. Do these morons really believe that euphemism makes any difference to anyone who thinks?

    10 = rose
    6 = lilly
    gay = homosexual pervert
    yout = feral negro
    African-American = negro
    Oppressive Overseer = white person not on welfare
    White privilege = works for a living
    Unfortunate = lazy parasite
    Undocumented = lazy mexican parasite
    Plus sized = fat
    Has a great personality = ugly
    Celebrate diversity = practice ‘groupthink’

    Ain’t foolin nobody but the dumbest fuckin dumbass out there.

  6. @MJA — Because, don’t you know, everyone is a special flower. Or snowflake.

    Maybe flowers are the spring/summer lines and snowflakes (up to snowballs, and snowpeople) will be the fall/winter lines. 🙂

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