TheScientist
In less than a month, six dead people became dirt, according to results presented yesterday (February 16) at the American Association for the Advancement of Science meeting in Seattle. The trial, run by Seattle-based company Recompose, the first-ever human composting company, set out to test the effectiveness of its technique and ensure that the resulting soil product met Environmental Protection Agency safety standards for heavy metals and other contaminants. More
Them first.
But if we don’t burn them, how does it recharge my Tesla?
Hillary is interested in this technology.
I’M GOING OUT STEVE MCQUEEN STYLE..NO CEREMONY, NO VISITATION, NO OBIT, INSTANT CREMATION, ASHES DUMPED OFF PACIFIC PALISADES FROM A BIPLANE, IN THE OCEAN NOT FAR FROM WHERE BAYWATCH WAS FILMED!! UP YOURS, GREEN WEENIES!!
Compost is pee-pul! It’s PEE-PUL!!!
You can take my body but not my soul.
I’d like to compost Seattle’s politicians. They’re so rotten it would only take a week.
It should take less than an hour…to dig a shallow grave. Isn’t that enough of a “return” to soil? The hard part is making the area look natural afterwards. Oooops, did I say too much. Never mind.
I want my remains scattered at Disneyland.
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Also, no cremation.
Oh. So, you’re saying Tuesday isn’t Soylent Green day anymore? Bummer.
Turn on CNN, NBC, etc. They turn into dirt in seconds. Actually it may be more descriptive to say fecal matter.
@ Tony R
Hillary is where he got the info from.
Sign me up.
Well shit, I could have told you that…
Doesn’t take long for bodies to decompose when they get buried in a manure pile or fall into the shit pond at a dairy farm.
Did we actually give these dopes tax funds for that study?
I can convert The into Poop in as little as 12 Hours…
I have a backhoe, a calendar and a list of names.
a little lime helps speed things up
I think I’d wait a little longer before I used uncle Harry to compost my radishes…
Get those nasty little Prions back into the food chain boys.
Dementia at age 25 is a blast.
A Link to composting and Prions. (Think Mad Cow disease)
Not very promising and still dangerous. Give it a read.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1636000/
I don’t want food grown in an old graveyard.
These’ll do the trick:
https://unclejimswormfarm.com/product/composting-worms/1000-red-composting-worm-mix/?gclid=EAIaIQobChMI1OzLgYHh5wIViZOzCh2XhAvzEAQYAiABEgIdF_D_BwE
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