Connecticut Roundup
A shameless freeloader quarantined himself in a shuttered Connecticut restaurant, helping himself to thousands of dollars worth of food and drink during a four-day bacchanalian binge, police said.
Louis Angel Ortiz, 42, was arrested early Tuesday after allegedly pillaging a Cuban restaurant in downtown New Haven, which police believe he busted into Saturday through a side window.
Ortiz then proceeded to eat, drink or steal several thousand dollars worth of food and booze, including roughly 70 bottles of liquor, New Haven police said. More
“Shameless freeloader” – – must have been a liberal politician.
That’s 17 bottles a day! Hillary must have been there with him and doing the heavy lifting.
Finally a criminal with whom I can sympathize.
Not fair that the restaurants get all the good shit!
izlamo delenda est …
Damn, I told Mrs. Toof to keep Uncle Louie locked in the Yale dorms until this sh!t was over.
Surprised this “Illegal” didn’t kill himself from alcohol poisoning due to emptying that many bottles of booze in four days.
Fake news, at least that part about 70-ish bottles of booze. Unless those were miniatures, and you don’t see them much at restaurants, that much alcohol would kill you.
Other than that, totally believable especially in liberal Connecticut.
Edit: @Pogo’s quicker at the keyboard!
@Uncle Al I have two theories on this. One, the restaurant was watering down their liquor. Second, the place is over reporting losses for the insurance claim.
Good for him!
70 bottles is not that much since they included beers esp. if he was grilling pork & BBQ Chicken.
In Canada, he would be a bit of a lightweight, Eh!
My Computer programmer buddy chokes 23 on average during Sunday NFL seasons.
70 bottles? that tells me something about how much the restaurants water the liquor
Are you sure this guy didn’t break into an unoccupied Yale dormitory in New Haven?
Don’t forget he had to bathe in those four glorious days.
I bet he filled up the sink with all sparkling wine and sat in there and sang old campaign songs.
I think I would prefer a Merlot bath my own self. I certainly wouldn’t drink it.
they weren’t all full bottles
listen, Trump broke me…