KFI: A Chinese factory worker tried to fix his constipation by putting a 1.6 foot-long eel up his anus. 49-year-old Mr. Liu was rushed to the hospital after complaining of a stomach ache.
Doctors were stunned when they found the Asian swamp eel in his stomach along with feces and food residue.
Liu had refused medical help for his constipation, and opted for the ancient method of shoving an eel up his butt to clear the blockage.
Hunh. Over here, they use gerbils for “constipation”.
animal abuse
Sounds like some kind of eel-is-it sex act to me!
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO USE AN ELECTRIC EEL!!
“For all the good these suppositories are doing me, I oughtta just shove ’em up my ass!”
Damn, don’t let San Francisco know about this.
Richard Gere could not be reached for comment…
That is where we are all headed if ObamaCare isn’t repealed. 🙂
I guess it’s hard to yell ARMAGEDDON in Chinese.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTrOb8zyrZk
A double dose of elemental magnesium goes a long way. The force generates violent up-splashing.
the more you know.
Day 3 of detox and holding strong 🙂
He had to one-up the rabbit in the hat trick.
@flip
I know what you mean, I damned near choked to death on one.
The eel, who was released by an er nurse down a toilet, could not be reached for comment.
“I can’t swallow that”
“Good news then, it’s a suppository “
I can’t even imagine what would possess someone to put something up his butt. The only thing I’ve had up there was a thermometer when I was too young to object.
So, what – it’s supposed to eat the gerbil?
So the old expression “it smells like someone crawled up a chinaman’s butt and died” has some basis in fact, after all?!
And humans are supposed to be the smart animals!
“We asked Mr Liu when we spotted the eel in his stomach, he said the eel went into his anus by mistake.”
Get that factory worker to Washington! We’ve found the newest Democratic poster pol!
Hey doc. While you’re up there, can we get that colonoscopy I’ve been avoiding over with?
Swamp eel for his swamp ass.
Sum Ting Wong!
Why?
There is a cheap product on the grocery store shelf from China itself called Chinese Dieters Tea.
That shit works very well.
Sum Ting Wong here.
Chinese term for constipation: Hung chow.
Maybe he can give the former president some advice…
Maybe the eel can find the lost e-mails of Hillary’s — worth a shot?
The eel immediately swam through the toilet and committed suicide – because even the most unintelligent animals have God given instincts and know that that stuff is perverted and nasty, and he no loner wanted to live in that world.
“Opted for the ancient method ” ??
What? Mr. Liu wasn’t the first? Ya say they’ve been doing this for hundreds of years ?
TCM, Traditional Chinese Medicine won’t gain any new converts from this story.
Makes you wonder who was the first, and what made him think this was a good idea.
And why did a second guy think it was a good idea too.
Eels. Not even once.
I’m pretty sure there are a few Japanese videos on this
subject on the internet…..just sayin….
He was just letting the eel fatten up before he ate him.