Karl Ushanka is itching to give away a big fur hat. (lower case.)
So he’s going to judge a contest – Clintonize a Movie.
Of course, if you wish to bypass the contest process, you can buy a big fur hat here. (Lower case, because Big Fur Hat (upper case) can’t be bought… I think.)
I own one of these hats. 
They’re great for the gulag.
Okay, Clintonize a movie —
Bleaches
Color of Haitian Money
Paramedical Activity
UnAmerican Sniper
School of Crock
Her Majesty’s Secret Server
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Contest ends at 12pm et 10/16
Ushanka is the judge.
Saving My Private Server
The Big Hill…
The Big Lewinsky…
EMails are Forever
DiscRaker
You Don’t Got Mail Anymore.
Monty Python’s, The meaning of IS…
Gone With the Bleachbit
Dirty Hairy Hillary
The Sperminator
For a Foundationful of Dollars
When Billy had Sally…
Bill and Epstein’s excellent adventure…
The Wizard of IS
The Louse That Ignored.
Who Framed Donald Trump?
Voyage to bottom of the Emails
Lie Hard
and it’s sequel A Good day To Lie Hard
Here a couple that are already clintonized without even changing them.
“Murder by Decree”
“Scandal”
“Public Enemy”
..and the other sequel “Live Free and Lie Hard”
Raiders of the Lost Server
Pulp Friction…
Gladheateher….
hillary clinton and The Kingdom of the Numbskull. (obama’s legacy)
True Sh*T
The Creature from the Black Lagoon
Seizures, Trains, and Automobiles…
The Island of Doctor Rodham Moreau
The Agony and the more Agony
The Forbidden Emails.
She pissed through our dollars
Huma And Maude
Barr(y)ence of Arabia
My Cousin Vince…
Murder at 1600. If she gets there it’ll happen. Oh yes.
That ass goes from Here to Eternity
GONE WITH THE POUF
“Gone With the eMail”
BASIC INSTINKS
10 Things I Hate About Hillary
Cankles Away!
The Deplorable Dozen…
The Pervert, The Liar, and The Ugly. (The story of bill, hillary and chelsea.
Schwing Blade…
Bill Clinton: Pig in the City
Put some Arsenic in her Old Face
The Deplorables Strke Back.
Halloween: The Curse of Hillary Clinton
Raging Bull Dyke.
PHAEDEDRA
Canklezilla…
The Hil has eyes
“The Capitol Hill Mob”
C.H.U.D
Clinton Hacks Up Dingleberries
Licence to Kill: The Clinton Papers
Her Unbearable Frightness of being
“Year of the Living Dead”
Monty Python’s, The Life of Lyin’…
The Lost Weekend at Bernies
The Last Bitch Hunter.
Huma and her sister
Raging Bullshit
Not a Pretty Woman
“Secrets and Lies”
(no changes required)
Operation Dumbo Drop: A Documentary of Hillary Clinton’s Campaign
Deadfellas Dedicated to those former clinton associates who ran into some ahem….bad luck.
“She Wore a Yellow Ostomy Bag”
Fat and Furious
“Great Expectorations”
Raiders of the Lost Emails
High, plain, grifter
Drag-Net oh wait that’s michelle obama. Never mind.
Free Stooges
The Seventy Year Old Bitch
CHASING ABEDIN
LAST TRAIN TO HUMA
“Shriek”
“Raging Bullshit”
Clinton at the Gate
They Shoot Traitors, Don’t They?
Stay Silent, Lie Deep.
On Scuzzy Pond
James and the Giant Impeachment
Fever Bitch
Seven Lies for Seven Questions
Quest for Liar
Friends with Clinton Benefits
Great Exploitations
Bleachbit and the FBI Dwarfs
Willy Does Dallas
The Clintonian Candidate
The Abominable Doctor Clinton
Forbidden Server
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Hillary
Foundation Head
Apocalypse Cow
No Country for Old Hags
A Nightmare on Hillary’s Street
Roboflop
Email Eraserhead
In Depends Day
Bring me the Head of Hilary Clinton
Jennifer Flowers for Algernon…
Bleach Bit Bimbo
Fainting In The Streets
Bill Clinton’s Shop of Horrors
Children of the Kaine
The Queens Screech
McClintoncock…
Defending Your Lies
The Hillary Witch Project
Stagecoached…
For A Few Foundation Dollars More
Dial Clinton for Murder
(F*cked) UP!
Deplorably Seeking Susan…
The Sweet Smell of Access
Above The Law: Under Clinton Siege
Willy Dick
Secondhand Liar
The Magnificent Seizure…
Mission Left Undefendable
I bought a pass by the FBI.
Dark Helliar
The Sound of Mucus
A-Paula 13…
Clinton Has Fallen
Two more that don’t need to change
Evil Woman
Something Wicked this way Comes.
A Fish called Juanita…
Miss Deeds Goes to Town
Lord of the Corruption Ring
Towering Infernal
Bleach-bit madness
Clinton’s Hit List
Das Bloat
Over-bite Club
Raiders of the Lost America
The Not very Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
Graveheart
The Thigh-ger Sanction
The Seventy Year Bitch…
The Schlong King
The Hillalax View
Nothing But The Lies
Hunt for the Red Clinton
Bleach After Reading
Pistol takin’ Mama
Terminate Her
The Parkinson Principle…
Bleach Blanket Bingo
The Bad, the Worst and the Ugly
Corruption Driver
Ban-Her
3:10 To Huma
Bill and Hillary and Monica and Juanita and Paula and Jennifer and Kathleen and Sandra and Kathy and Cristy …
http://alamo-girl.com/0262.htm
On The Bleach
Muscle Bleach Party
Ride the Wild Server
How to Stuff A Wild Ballot Box
Addicted to Lies
She took my Three Coins from the Fountain
Pirates of America: The Curse of the Clintons
Chicken Shit Presidential Run
I Know What You Did With That Server Last Summer
The Liar of the White World
Das Boot in the Ass
Bring Me the Head of Alberto Gonzales
James Comey: Pet Detective
Jurassic Parkinson’s
I Know What You Did the Last 5 Decades
Shame…
Hillary: The Extra-Terrestrial
The Maltese Fainter
No Country for Old Hags
The Ugliest American
Citizen Stain
A Face in the Carpet
Sausage Party at Bill’s Tonight
A Pantsuit Orange
Octogenarianpussy
Three Dems and they’re Shady
Death of a Nation
Billy Boncked Her in the Chocolate factory
Look who’s lyin’
Look who’s lyin’ too
You’ve Got E-mail To Destory
the Scornbirds
From Russia with Nukes
Goldman’s Finger…
Eraser
Into The Depends
Easy Liar
Herbigass Park
The Clinton Horror Picture Show
Trumpra Versus Hagzilla
Little Shop of Wiki Horrors
The Blob (biography of Chelsea)
Eat Prey Lust
What did you do in the war, Hilary?
From Russia with Cash…
Chelsea’s Wedding and A Yoga Class
No country for any Men
Open Derange…
50 Shady Graves
Deplorable Bastards…
King Don Versus Hagzilla
Futurama: the Beast with A Billion Bucks
Billy Slitherhands…
She’s a MAD MAD MAD MAD Girl
The remains of the election
The Pirates of the Chappaqua…
The Three Mosca-teers
twitter.com/Chahloopah/status/785734255078961152
Hair π
A life of Pie
The Carpetmunchers
Sham-and-dough-a
Guess who’s coming to dink her?
Battle of the Bulging
Please be Silent Hil
Akbarpussy
A friggin’ Queen
Cast a truly giant shadow
Scent of a Coup-de-tat
Clintons Casche
Pussy Gate
annie Go Trump
Barf Lies
Hit Lisztomania
A river of Cash runs through her
The Donor Party
The Flimflam Woman
Ol’ lyin-ass is failing
“Another zero in the white house”
Billy Jerk
Deus Ex Server
The Big Creep
Grope Hand Bill
Come Back, Little Server
Blazing Servers
White Narcissus
Kill Bill…and Hillary
Golddiggers of
19331600 Pa. Ave.All About Evil
Gropefellas
Vainglorious Basterds
Dial Hillary for Murder
(the) Take of the Red Witch
Cootergeist…
Poor White House Trash
Debbie does Dallas while Hillary does America!
The Marxist Sisters in Whore’s Pledgers
Brazile
All The President’s Women
A Bitch Too Far Left
Death Race 2016
The Curious Case of Billy’s Buttons….
The Bottle and the Bulge
Full Nehru Jacket
Rhinestone Clintons
annie Go Trump
Dork Chop Hill
Demeaning of Life
A Bitch Dykers Guide to the Gravy Train
Every Which Way But The Truth.
How about a Barky movie, no modification required:
The African Queen
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Prison
The Great Strap-On-tator
16 Scandals
Straight Outa Wellesley
Haiti Slumdog Billionaires
The Syrian Connection
The Worst Years of Our Lives
West Wing Story
You Can’t Take The Doorknobs With You
Terms of Internment
Around The World In 2,060 Days
Bend Her
A Bleach Bit of Heaven
Takin’
Silence and on the Lam: Clinton Whistleblowers
ShawCankles Detention
Dude, Where’s My Cigar?
Reboots:
The Hustler
Liar, Liar
and……..drumroll……
Psycho
Not Sexual Relations, Lies and Videotape
The Texas Email Massacre
The Russians Are Hacking! The Russians are Hacking!
“Inside The Third Reich”
Hillary’s Just Not That Into America
The Wild Wild West Wing
The Munch-her-again Candidate
Warlord of the Flies
Money Haul
The Silence of the Sheep
More-a! More-a! More-a!
The Stink
Like Vodka for Chocolate
The Enema Below
(Sorry. That one just sorta squirted out.)
The Gold of the Puta Madre
Hillary Meets Godzilla
Based on Bambi Meets Godzilla (1969)
@Lazlo:
Lazlo, I’ve really enjoyed a lot of these entries, but this one of your is the first to make me laugh out loud! Delicious!
Swindlers List
Dr. No Love or: How I Learned to Stop Telling the Truth and Lie My Ass Off To Congress
Leave It To The Beaver Muncher
Like Clockwork Orange Ya Glad I’m Running For President Again
America’s Ben Hurt
The Big Red Commie-Pinko-Fag-Bedwetter One Won?
Senseless Politically Correct Sensabilities
You don”t have male.
Planet of the Flying Monkeys
Ragging Bull Dyke
Total UNrecall
American Greedy
Bridge Over the River Lie
Bad Bill Hunting
Vertigo
Breathless!
To Kill a witness
50 shades of Imelda
finding e-mails
Saving private e-mails
Nightmare At 1600 Pennsylvania Ave.
Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, Liars and Perverts
How The West Was Lost
Lie-tanic
A-pac-a-lies-now
-Invasion of the Money Grabbers
-THEM!
-Mad Hillary
-She Creature
-Yankee His Doodle Bill
-Attack Of The 50 Crime Woman
-Bill’s Maids
-Camealot
-Dances With Grifters
-Don’t Be Afraid Of The Dark, Be Afraid Of Hillary
-She Is Legend
-Fellowship Of Crime
-Minority FBI Report
-Monster’s Inc
-R.I.P.D.FBI
-The Thing With Two Heads
-Unconditional Grift
-Clinton’s Actually
Eternal Sunshine of The Parkinson’s Mind
Killer Klintons from Outer Space
They Saved Hillary’s Brain
Gone With The Bleachbit
Wee Wee’s Big Adventure
Despicable Me and My Minions (the press, the uninformed etc.)
Harlot’s Webb
Sex Capades of 1979
The Devil In Miss Paula Jones
Three Days of the Condom
Presence of Malice
Coming To America In Droves.
Back To the Future Shock
Apocalypse Now That Killery Is The Nominee
Ploy Story
The Slinksnake Redemption
It’s a Wonderful Lie
Swindler’s List
Hill’s: Catch Me If You Can
Plump Fiction
The Embezzler Dogs
1. To Libya with Love.
2. Illegal Aliens.
3. Kill-er Bill.
4. Hillary Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
5. Hillary Potter Escapes from Alcatraz.
Afterbirth of a nation
Shitizen Kaine
Smellraiser
Children of an Asshole God
The Deep end of the Ocean of Lies
Mess of D’Unterworld
Bad Day at Little Rock
One flew over the Cankle Nest
The Karma Suture
Being There –Again
A Pack-of-lies Now
Gassie
Blazing Saddlebags
Geranimal House
The ‘scent’ of that Woman
1. Night of the Living Dead Voters.
2. Bullshitt.
3. Huma Breckenridge.
4. The Woman Who Shot Liberty Vince.
5. Hillary Clinton’s Day(s) Off…Campaigning.
6. Full Metal Straight-Jacket.
7. Who Framed Donald Trump.
Spender with the ass
Double Immunity
Double Impeachment
Double Identity
Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuit
For a Few Dollars More, You Get Access
How the West Was Sold
The Pink Pantsuit
Ruthless People
(No change to title reqired.)
The Good, The Bad and the Hillary
The Lego My Nomination Movie
ApackOfKleptos
She’s Gotta Have It
(Can’t improve on this title.)
The Taking of Washington One Two Three
So, I looked at a list of classic movies for inspiration and here were these three in a row, no improvement possible:
A Taxing Woman
A Taxing Woman Returns
Tell Them Willie Boy Is Here
The Shakiest Cankle in the West Wing
The Shakiest Cankles in the West Wing
Kaine Mutiny
The Taking From a Pillbox…One Two Three
To Server With Love
TOP CUNT
1. Ex-Men (starring Paul Ryan & Mitch McConnell)
2. The Silence of the Sheeple.
The Stench of a Woman
Idiocracy Foundation
Birth of a DoNation
“When you think about it, Mr. Kane, the competence of totalitarian nations is much higher than ours. They get things done.”
Saboteur (1942), Alfred Hitchcock
Planet Of The Rapes
You’ve Got Deleted Mail
Bleach Bit Bingo
Shitty, Shitty.., Bang Bang
Harry Clinton and the Deathly Hallows
“An Affair to Remember” , the Chronicles of Monica Lewensky
Death of a nation.
The Shilling
The Bitch the Lyin’ and the Wardrobe
How to Succeed in Foundations Without Trying
Sec. Strangegrub or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Live With the Foundation
“The Silence of the Press”
“A Clockwork Orange Jumpsuit”
$20 million dollars under the ‘C’.
canklestein
sequel canklestein’s bribe
Bringing Down the white House
Shreik
DC CONfidential
Total Don’t Recall
Sex, Lies & Erased Tape
Liar, Liar (no edit necessary)
Shake Hands With The Devil (no edit necessary)