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Update – Last Chance For Contest (with prize) – CNN Chyron

Tuesday, 19 March 2019, 18:45 BFH Uncategorized 162

RacKAttacK inspired this idea –

For the love of Pete, I made the mistake of watching CNN tonight. My horrible dish package makes me subsidize CNN, so I thought I would endure a bit.
Don and Chris are particularly a dynamic duo of dipshittery.
…
“Last year 78% of 50 people killed was because of white extremism. So it’s about 37. Imagine if it were all in one event. God forbid, imagine if I were covering that, if I were standing in front of that place, right now, somewhere here in America. Would that make a difference politically? See, that’s part of the mix here. President that ignores the problem, doesn’t help.” -Chris Cuomo

What was their chyron?

TRUMP DOESN’T SEE WHITE NATIONALISM AS A GLOBAL THREAT

37 people killed is a “global threat.” Islamic Jihad? Not so much.

I’m thinking a good contest would be to write a ridiculous CNN chyron like-
“RACE WAR IS FINALLY UNDERWAY! HOW DID TRUMP START THIS?”
or
“IF A TREE FALLS IN THE WOODS, DOES TRUMP STILL ENDORSE GLOBAL WHITE NATIONALISM?”
For an added dimension, the asshats could be saying something that makes it more absurd, hypocritical, or whatever.
You get the idea.
-RacKAttacK
~~~~~~~~~~~~ snip~~~~~~~~~
So, that’s our contest ~~~~~~~~~~ >What’s On the Chyron?
This is a tough one because it’s hard to parody an outlet as asinine as CNN. But you guys are good.
Winner (judged by MJA) will receive a lovely Trump Magnet, designed and produced by one of our readers (who may reveal himself in the comments) and modeled by our bud Laura Loomer and a headless BFH.
Contest ends 8pm et Tuesday.
Trump Truck Magnet

162 Comments on Update – Last Chance For Contest (with prize) – CNN Chyron

  1. “white extremism”????? Just what the fook is THAT? I don’t even know what that means…. is that like the smussie jollett attack?
    THIS WEB SUCK
    “Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell

    Edit: Now that I looked up chyron, how about, “kucks both”

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  9. BREAKING MUSLIM STUBS TOE IN MECCA BLAMES TRUMP WORLDWIDE CALLS FOR TRUMPS ARREST FOR THIS WAR CRIME HOUSE INVESTIGATING CALLS FOR IMPEACHMENT GROWING

    25

  14. BREAKING NEWS BIPARISAN PANEL CONSISTING OF HILLARY CLINTON BARACK OBAMA MITT ROMNEY AND JOHN MCCAINS CORPSE CALL FOR IMMEDIATE TRUMP RESIGNATION ON THE GROUNDS THAT HE’S A BIG DOODY HEAD

    16

  23. >insert anxiety music
    Breaking News: Unconfirmed sources verify off the record that anticipated reports are expected to be uncovered soon.
    >increase anxiety music tempo
    Stay tuned for this momentous event. Do not read the reports- that is illegal, and we will do it for you.
    /music
    >cut to blood pressure medication commercial

    8

  31. BREAKING NEWS: NOBODY’S READING THIS ANYWAY AND I JUST GOT HIRED TO RUN THE CHYRON FOR FOX AND FRIENDS SO LET ME TELL THE WORLD WHAT AN ASS DON LEMON REALLY IS…

    17

  50. “The most dangerous people in the world are white males.” So say’s Don Lemon of CNN, the worst reporter in the world. Meanwhile Don is being banged in the ass every night by his white male companion.
    I don’t know how that arrangement operates, do they take turns?
    Just askin’. Not that I GAF!

    10

  51. “AVA GABOR (LISA DOUGLAS) RENOUNCES HER HOOTERVILLE CITIZENSHIP. MR. HANEY INVITES ARNOLD ZIFFEL OVER FOR A BARBEQUE AND GIVES HIM A MERITT BADGE FOR BEING ON THE SKEWER”….

    10

  52. BREAKING. you heard it first on CNN.

    Planned Parenthood exonerated. 98% of the abortions they are blamed for are actually spontaneous abortions caused by Trump.

    6

  55. Global warming known for causing acts of terrorism has recently been blamed for an increase in white supremacism. Racist Donald Trump pulled out of the Paris accords

    5

  58. THE ACADEMY OF ARTS & SCIENCES ANNOUNCED TODAY THAT THE COWARDLY LION IN ‘THE WIZARD OF OZ’ HAS BEEN EDITED FROM THE CLASSIC FILM BECAUSE TRUMP IS OFTEN REFERRED TO AS “THE LION” BY HIS SUPPORTERS.

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  72. TRUMP BROKERS WORLDWIDE NUCLEAR DISARMAMENT TREATY IS KIND OF BORING SO INSTEAD WE ARE BRINGING YOU 3 HOURS OF ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ’S ECONOMIC THEORIES AS BETO O’ROURKE WAVES HIS ARMS TO EMPHASIZE HER MORE LUDICROUS POINTS

    11

  74. “OCCASIONALLY WE REPORT THE REAL NEWS, SOMETIMES WE DON”T, BUT WE ALWAYS EAT A HAM SANDWICH, POSE FOR PHOTOS AND THINK ABOUT THE “MIRACLE FINGERS” IN THE MATTRESS NEXT TO MISS TRIXIE AT THE MOTEL

    4

  82. Lemon: “We need to not pay attention to the trolls. It makes them think they are better than CNN, the greatest news channel on all cable news.”

    chyron: “THIS WEB SUCK”

    6

  83. GOD, I CANT TELL YOU HOW MUCH I HATE THAT LEMON GUY. HE ACTUALLY TRIED TO TOUCH MY…WHAT? WHAT’S A CHYRON? IT DOES WHAT?!? AND IT HAS SPEECH-TO-TEXT, TOO? OH, SHIT, I AM SO FIRED..

    14

  85. 37 people is a global threat? but thousands of illegals killing citizens is no big deal and we don’t need a wall or an emergency…

    wow thats stupid. layers of stupid.

    6

  96. “Breaking News! Trump’s election delayed 2nd coming of Christ…”
    *like CNN would ever use the name of Christ in any way but in vain, @The Gunny…*

    5

  97. “CNN formally rejects any attempt at reporting news. CNN will now be all anti-Trump all of the time.”

    …I think that became their mission statement in 2016, @Wyatt, Insensitive Progressive Jerk, so not “news” now…ooooh, yeah, CNN, so no news, NOW i get it…

    2

  101. @ supernightshade TRUMP BROKERS WORLDWIDE NUCLEAR DISARMAMENT TREATY IS KIND OF BORING SO INSTEAD WE ARE BRINGING YOU 3 HOURS OF ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ’S ECONOMIC THEORIES AS BETO O’ROURKE WAVES HIS ARMS TO EMPHASIZE HER MORE LUDICROUS POINTS
    CNN headline thousands of defense workers in fear of losing their jobs blame Trump

    3

  103. PRESIDENT TRUMP’S RACIST VIEWPOINT INFLUENCES THE FIRST LADY’S FASHION CHOICES. MELANIA TRUMP CONFIRMS SHE SUGGESTS WEARING WINTER WHITE ALL YEAR LONG.

    4

  104. THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE AT TRUMP 2020 RALLIES ARE BLAMED FOR A SERIES OF EARTHQUAKES ALONG SAN ANDREAS FAULT LEADING SCIENTISTS TO FEAR CALIFORNIA WILL FALL INTO THE OCEAN.

    8

  126. “TRUMP INITIATIVE PERFECTS COLD FUSION – TRUMP ACCUSED OF DELIBERATELY UPSETTING GLOBAL THERMAL BALANCE AND PROMOTING OVERPOPULATION. UNION OF CONCERNED SCIENTISTS APOPLECTIC”

    4

  137. “BANANA COSTUME CLAD TUCKER CARLSON PROTESTERS SLIP ON THEIR COSTUMES AND FALL. THREE SUFFER LIFE THREATENING CONCUSSIONS, FOUR SUFFER BROKEN WRISTS! TRUMP BLAMED FOR ENABLING CARLSON”

    2

  140. Anderson Cooper and Don Lemon caught handing Donna Brazil answers to the Price is Right. Donna tweets- “those pretty boys were making more than me, I’m never going back.”

    2

  150. BREAKING NEWS: Jeff Zucker starts go fund me page. Claims divorce combined with Sandstrom lawsuit will bankrupt him. Anderson Cooper tweets “my last check bounced, I’m gonna have to move into the situation room with Wolff.”

    4

  162. Breaking News: CNN wins award from The Orwell Society for producing Orwell’s 1984 novel’s Two Minute Hate on cable news 24/7/365. The Society states that even Orwell couldn’t have envisioned such an achievement. All prize money will be donated to the DNC.

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