CONTEST CLOSED. WE ARE AWAITING THE ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE WINNER.
Butt first, let’s settle up the previous contest:
The correct answer to what she did was
#5. Beat her husband after she found his dildo.
And here is her story:
No one guessed ‘MJA’s fake contributions’, but a couple of you got very close. My two fakes were:
7] Worked at a school for the blind and was caught disrobing while teaching class.
9] Superglued her granddaughter’s fingers together because she wouldn’t stop picking her nose.
Since no one won that contest, here’s a new one:
Replace one word in a movie title with the word TUSHY.
Whoever makes me laugh my ass off will win a Keith Safety Whistle, courtesy of Menderman.
Rules: You may enter as often as you like [That’s what she said. Heh.]
Contest ends February 16th, 12pm (noon) EST. [Someone remind me]