Rename the failed Antifa enclave in Seattle, the one that was going to show the world they could thrive without cops, and who ran out of food within 24 hours because the homeless took it all.
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“STOLENGRAD”
thirdwin came up with it on another thread. Instant classic.
The Shithole
Sawant’s Shithole
Durkin’s Downfall
Mayberry RFD….’rat fucking disaster’ or ‘Really fucking dumb’….etc…
Mom’s Basement
The ANTIFA Annex
Failed Fantasyland.
Totalitarian Territory.
The pit of despair
That’s the problem locusts have always had, they eat everything in sight and in the end screw themselves.
Hellstinky
Commieland
Amityville humor…
Dysfunction junction
Bartertoons….
Failville
ooohhhhh.
Super Toe with “HELLSTINKY”.
Nice. Stolengrad has some stiff competition.
PS. “Dysfunction Junction” hahahahahhhahahahahaha!
They are calling it Help Police!
Can’t come up with the Abbreviation.
Stupid
College
Educated
Melenials
Think
They
Are
Smarter
Than
Everyone
Else
Mogadouchayou….
WILLY SHOOTS! HE SCORES! GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAL!!!!!
“Mogadoucheyou”….hahahahahahahhaha!
Larryville!
Shitganistan?
OR
Pottersville aka the ante-Bedford Falls.
Last great hope,
last great white hope
as reality sets in
Buchenwaldos…
The future.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NUC2EQvdzmY
The Crater
Tobroke…
F’tardlandia
when the food runs out Realitysucksa______vile
Their loser mantra will be “if only we had the power to start re-education camps”
Other losers will note “they did not try hard enough” or “they did it wrong too”.
The Damp Mattress District
Karenville
Earl Grey?
El Ala No lomein
Ramengone…
Hillary’s Village
HalfBrainistan
Or just….Seattle. Everybody knows how stupid you people are.
You lost Boeing, mostly. That’s weapons grade stupid.
How ’bout Stolengrad’s sister city, LootNgrab?
Potemkin Village
Shitsberg
Anarchysaw
Hell (Why not? We have one in MI)
…y’know, it’s kind of like a legless dog…it doesn’t matter what you call it, it can’t come anyway…
Yucca Flats 2.0?
Berniestan
Dem-olition.
Or
Dem-olished.
Take your pick…
Soys-in-vain-ia Court House.
Supernightshade coming up on the inside lane….
“LootNGrab”…..lolz!
Puget Unsound
The People’s Republic of Crapitol Hill
Fucktardia
Doh Fuherland
YouDope-ia
Beangassy…
Autozone-Free Autonomous Zone
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B3Q_sbxCYAEBhfn.jpg
Stole this from a shirt I bought that shows red/blue electoral state map with legend that reads Red=United States of America.
Blue?
Dumbfuckistan
I can’t improve on that.
Vegopolis
“Beangassy”, eh, @willysgoatgruff…
*groan*, but good, on a few DIFFERENT levels…
Animal farm.
Oh my goodness! I forgot we had an IOTW asset in Stolengrad.
COMRADE! HOW LONG CAN THE FREE FORCES HOPE TO CONTAIN THE ANTIFA ARMY TRAPPED WITHIN THE BEANGASSY PRECINCT? IS ALLIED BOMBING REQUIRED?
DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH SMOKES?
Granola gap.
Fort BLM
Sapper, with the 3 pointer……
Drippy Diaper District
Cantstandanipple.
The Seattle Soy Hall Putsch
Hanna Barbarian Land
Charanobyl
It’s a Core Meltdown.
Cuidad de Culos.
SNS
Culeronova
Lord of the flies.
Chez Garbage….Dig in Lads!(Ladsies?)
Dizzyland.
Democratic Republic of Losers
The Whine Garden
Hoochie Men City
Pungent Sound
Nutsville
The Local ‘Dump’, pun intended.
District Dummkopf
Basement-Dweller-Land
Burpin’-Belchin’
(with all apologies to those who Soros sold out to the camp guards) 😳
If Minnesota ever needed an enema, they’d probably stick it in Minneapolis. So… call that area “The Bowel Autonomous Zone”. Call the leftist participants in that zone “The Bowel Movement”
Trashcanistan
crazytown.
Soyattle
Antifastan
Las Vegan
Rainbownia
Seattle Slugville
Hell-A
The New Kremlin 2.0
There is a very large statue of Lenin there. Let’s see who tries to pull that one down.
New Venezuela
New Oceania
Six Blocks to Nowhere
Farcelona.
Blimp
Marxarittaville
Dooms Daytona
They came in Waves
Some Friggin Big’uns Too
MiMammy.
It’s still Seattle as near as I can tell.
Red-Diaper-Doperland
Antifantasy Land
Odiferous
Screamer Dreamer City
Zuckerberg
Shitsville
Sacdemento
Mania
Mini-minneapolis.
BLiM-babwe
Chocolatte City
Seattle Slough
Hell Heights
New Borg City
Titanic
Washington Weedsville
Bumfight
Providunce
Scabiestan
Armpit
Trashville
I’m the Governor
LOL@ MJA – Bumfight
Petoria, as both a nod to “Family Guy” and the White Genocide capital of Pretoria…
https://youtu.be/SjCMbj3gTbk
Guyana Strategy
Slowvokia
Styxville
Fumunda
Nue Justopia
Trannysylvania
Starvation Zone. Apparently these losers are now shaking down businesses telling them to pay $500 in cash or bitcoin but they don’t have bitcoin account information for the deposit. Der! And they want to create their own currency. Monopoly money?!
Fireland
Netheregion
Freaks Speak City
Amsterdumb
Guy-ana.
YouOweMe
Northwestfail
Areuromastyxs
Gayy-des.
https://youtu.be/YaG5SAw1n0c
Welcome to Hell, abandon all hope when you enter here into the Twilight Zone.
Corpus Inslee.
The Iron Deficiency Curtain
Juanitarculvard Boulevard
West Tardistan
Antifica
Supernightshade, You must mean over Jay Inslee’s dead body since he doesn’t care or have a clue or give a damn about what’s happening in Seattle. Jay Inslee’s body lies moldering in the ground, his lies and untruth’s goes marching on, with apologies to John Brown’s Body and The Battle Hymn Of The Republic. I know that he’s not dead yet but he may as well be to me.
Donner Pass North
Whatever they call it, it’s part of the Seattle MSA – greater Metro Sexual Asswipes
Late to the party……
Considering there’s no food left in the compound,
“I can has CHAZburger”.
RaisedByMommy-opolis.
Tantrumopolis
Camp Tofu
Mein Kamp
Gnawleans
The Auto-erogenous Zone. As far as I’m concerned they can all go f*ck themselves!
Toke-io
Downrange
Tenring
The Kakopolis
QQQQ
(count ’em)
LOL @ TonyR I wonder if they brought their pillows.
Borborygmville
Liberal Larry for the win. “Larryville.”
Tidiyesburg
West Camden
Divine Comedy.
Just call it “Hell”. If it’s not there already it’s going there at lightning speed.
Paraphrasing President Trump:
Shit-hole-istan
Shitholistan
It’s been renamed “The nation of CHAZ”. A local Militant rapper walked in with his Boyz. They are armed and doing stop and frisk on residents to make sure they are not armed.
https://twitter.com/TheWholeStory6/status/1270523675800793088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1270523675800793088&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thegatewaypundit.com%2F2020%2F06%2Fseattles-autonomous-zone-first-warlord-local-rapper-raz-simone-takes%2F
Antifa Food Desert Zone
Fort Knoxious.
The Alamope.
The Democratic Republik of Obamastan.
Next Door.
Coming soon to your city.
I guess the “Homeless Seal Team 6” executed a covert op to degrade their capability to feed their Armed Forces and sow discontent among their troops. Maybe we should do a “Berlin Airlift” type of operation to deliver “Vegan Meat, soy products and nerf guns to defend their border.
Marxarittaville
Mein Kamp
Fort Knoxious.
So many excellent ideas….
Burr Ville.
They are a real pain in the ass.
Good call of the game tonight Aaron. Thanks.
I watched the original Magnificent 7 again on TCM yesterday, where’s the Magnificent 7 when you need them to take on and kill all the bad guys. Sure they only came out with 3 of them left but they killed all the bad guys and left a lasting legacy with those Mexican villagers terrorized by banditos. SAC Vet maybe we could drop Ex Lax disguised as candy on them so they’d all shit their pants.
Intercourse (where the residents are screwed)
Turdvana
Mein Campf
Oh, sorry Burr – didn’t see yours! I’ve been up north since morning. Catching up now.
Bernieburg
New Hempsure
The Garden Of Heathen
VulgarGrad
Xana Doo Doo
Fascist Island
Forgive if I didn’t see it already (I scrolled fast)
A-O-City
Corpseland
Squatter’s Paridise
Robbing Hood.
Deadlyland
Traitor Joe’s.
Nuts Fairy Land
Six Fags Tragic Mountin’
Slatternalia,
@Cmn¢¢guy…Let me help you out with the abbreviation for these turds:
Perpetually
Outraged
Offended
Psychopathic
Histrionic
Embittered
Angry
Delusional
Socialists
Dopeistan
Twatistan
Twilight Zone
Nuevo Lenina
Stalingrunge
Uranus Hole
Pustule
The Non-Erogenous zone
Shitsville
Pol Pot Luck
Cascadia Slum Suction Zone
Mommy’s Commies
Jack Boot Hill
From what I’m reading on line right now, call it Ground Zero.
Mombuys
Shit Hole
Crapitol Hill
New Jack Shit City
Dump, WA
Maggot Town
Anpygh Basishti (A nice place you got here. Be a shame if something happened to it.)
Mos Eisley
Satan Sawant
Looterville
Chalupa
Gotta show up a little earlier, Dude. You get frozen out of the game
But at least you put something down. I drew a complete blank
Shit-Addle
Belchfast
Bareass
Aroma
Musknow
Rottendames
Rankgoon
Muststink
Turdin
Burn
Hung Cong
Ho Chi-Min City
Madass
Bumbay
Queerbutt City
Lesbon
Harlotte
SinSinatti
Lewdville
Rashville
Guffalo
The Stench Quarter
Glory Hole Hill!
Rectum Pass!
Pecker’s Corner!
Fudgepackers Grove!
Semenstan!
Cocksuckers Corner!
Anal Town!
Jizzy Tenderland!
Fisting Ass Bay!
Homo City!
Faggot Central!
Balls Plaza!
Cum Commune!
Poofter Cave!
Teabaggers Canyon!
Swallows Hallow!
A target rich environment.
“Stalingrunge”
hahahahahahahhahahahaha! well played.
Chasten’s Home?
The Twilight Zone?
Hell’s Full Acre
White Wakanda
KAKISTAN
A kakistocracy is defined as “a system of government that is run by the worst, least qualified, and/or most unscrupulous citizens”
@Timbuktu
Bumbay is wonderful !!!
Shitter’s Full
Kneesville
Comey Island.
Cisneyland.
TimBuktu JUNE 11, 2020 AT 12:59 AM
“SinSinatti
The Stench Quarter”
-heh…
Hi Lennie!! Can’t be everywhere at once.
The Castro District
Wuss Family Nuthouse
Forty Acres And Some Tools
McCain’s Navy
LGBTBBQ
Fort Dicks
Gehenna House
Satan Place
Sean’s Pennsylvania
Sorosia or Georgetown
Stitzerland
Karl’s Bad Caverns
Chickens Kiev
Covid Scrotia
Dante’s Disneyland
Damn, Chalupa I really bombed out. I got more TU’s for admitting I sucked than for either of my actual submissions
BTW, I never cease to be amazed at how you can get on a roll. You just spit out ideas like an M-60 machine gun
Socialism’s End Result
Hitlerland
Demokratik People’s Republik of Fascism
Thanks Lennie!! Once you get this deep it’s hard to get any likes. Fur’s always very fair about recognizing a worthy submission even if hasn’t got much attention.
Caracacas
The Bermuda Quadrangle
Fentanyl Island
Tweek End At Bernie’s
Chones Town
Heifers Gate
Raunch Davidiots
Chalupaloops
Crapper’s Delight
Was trying for this yesterday, but couldnt remember the name Wakanda. Now it has shown up all over
Woke Kanda
I’ll throw my hat in the ring…
Washington P.C.
Dunning-Kreugerville
Soymalia
Veganzuela