Contest -The Autonomous Zone Needs a New Name

Rename the failed Antifa enclave in Seattle, the one that was going to show the world they could thrive without cops, and who ran out of food within 24 hours because the homeless took it all.

278 Comments on Contest -The Autonomous Zone Needs a New Name

  1. That’s the problem locusts have always had, they eat everything in sight and in the end screw themselves.

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  2. ooohhhhh.

    Super Toe with “HELLSTINKY”.

    Nice. Stolengrad has some stiff competition.

    PS. “Dysfunction Junction” hahahahahhhahahahahaha!

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  3. Can’t come up with the Abbreviation.
    Stupid
    College
    Educated
    Melenials
    Think
    They
    Are
    Smarter
    Than
    Everyone
    Else

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  4. F’tardlandia

    when the food runs out Realitysucksa______vile

    Their loser mantra will be “if only we had the power to start re-education camps”

    Other losers will note “they did not try hard enough” or “they did it wrong too”.

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  5. HalfBrainistan

    Or just….Seattle. Everybody knows how stupid you people are.

    You lost Boeing, mostly. That’s weapons grade stupid.

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  6. …y’know, it’s kind of like a legless dog…it doesn’t matter what you call it, it can’t come anyway…

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  7. Stole this from a shirt I bought that shows red/blue electoral state map with legend that reads Red=United States of America.

    Blue?

    Dumbfuckistan

    I can’t improve on that.

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  8. Oh my goodness! I forgot we had an IOTW asset in Stolengrad.

    COMRADE! HOW LONG CAN THE FREE FORCES HOPE TO CONTAIN THE ANTIFA ARMY TRAPPED WITHIN THE BEANGASSY PRECINCT? IS ALLIED BOMBING REQUIRED?

    DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH SMOKES?

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  9. If Minnesota ever needed an enema, they’d probably stick it in Minneapolis. So… call that area “The Bowel Autonomous Zone”. Call the leftist participants in that zone “The Bowel Movement”

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  10. The New Kremlin 2.0

    There is a very large statue of Lenin there. Let’s see who tries to pull that one down.

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  11. Starvation Zone. Apparently these losers are now shaking down businesses telling them to pay $500 in cash or bitcoin but they don’t have bitcoin account information for the deposit. Der! And they want to create their own currency. Monopoly money?!

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  12. Supernightshade, You must mean over Jay Inslee’s dead body since he doesn’t care or have a clue or give a damn about what’s happening in Seattle. Jay Inslee’s body lies moldering in the ground, his lies and untruth’s goes marching on, with apologies to John Brown’s Body and The Battle Hymn Of The Republic. I know that he’s not dead yet but he may as well be to me.

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  13. Late to the party……
    Considering there’s no food left in the compound,
    “I can has CHAZburger”.

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  14. I guess the “Homeless Seal Team 6” executed a covert op to degrade their capability to feed their Armed Forces and sow discontent among their troops. Maybe we should do a “Berlin Airlift” type of operation to deliver “Vegan Meat, soy products and nerf guns to defend their border.

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  15. Burr Ville.
    They are a real pain in the ass.
    Good call of the game tonight Aaron. Thanks.

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  16. I watched the original Magnificent 7 again on TCM yesterday, where’s the Magnificent 7 when you need them to take on and kill all the bad guys. Sure they only came out with 3 of them left but they killed all the bad guys and left a lasting legacy with those Mexican villagers terrorized by banditos. SAC Vet maybe we could drop Ex Lax disguised as candy on them so they’d all shit their pants.

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  17. Slatternalia,
    @Cmn¢¢guy…Let me help you out with the abbreviation for these turds:
    Perpetually
    Outraged
    Offended
    Psychopathic
    Histrionic
    Embittered
    Angry
    Delusional
    Socialists

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  18. Shit-Addle
    Belchfast
    Bareass
    Aroma
    Musknow
    Rottendames
    Rankgoon
    Muststink
    Turdin
    Burn
    Hung Cong
    Ho Chi-Min City
    Madass
    Bumbay
    Queerbutt City
    Lesbon
    Harlotte
    SinSinatti
    Lewdville
    Rashville
    Guffalo
    The Stench Quarter

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  19. KAKISTAN

    A kakistocracy is defined as “a system of government that is run by the worst, least qualified, and/or most unscrupulous citizens”

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  20. Damn, Chalupa I really bombed out. I got more TU’s for admitting I sucked than for either of my actual submissions

    BTW, I never cease to be amazed at how you can get on a roll. You just spit out ideas like an M-60 machine gun

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  21. Thanks Lennie!! Once you get this deep it’s hard to get any likes. Fur’s always very fair about recognizing a worthy submission even if hasn’t got much attention.

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  22. Was trying for this yesterday, but couldnt remember the name Wakanda. Now it has shown up all over

    Woke Kanda

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