Contest -The Autonomous Zone Needs a New Name – IOTW Report

Contest -The Autonomous Zone Needs a New Name

Rename the failed Antifa enclave in Seattle, the one that was going to show the world they could thrive without cops, and who ran out of food within 24 hours because the homeless took it all.

278 Comments on Contest -The Autonomous Zone Needs a New Name

  1. F’tardlandia

    when the food runs out Realitysucksa______vile

    Their loser mantra will be “if only we had the power to start re-education camps”

    Other losers will note “they did not try hard enough” or “they did it wrong too”.

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  2. Stole this from a shirt I bought that shows red/blue electoral state map with legend that reads Red=United States of America.

    Blue?

    Dumbfuckistan

    I can’t improve on that.

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  3. Oh my goodness! I forgot we had an IOTW asset in Stolengrad.

    COMRADE! HOW LONG CAN THE FREE FORCES HOPE TO CONTAIN THE ANTIFA ARMY TRAPPED WITHIN THE BEANGASSY PRECINCT? IS ALLIED BOMBING REQUIRED?

    DO YOU HAVE ENOUGH SMOKES?

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  4. If Minnesota ever needed an enema, they’d probably stick it in Minneapolis. So… call that area “The Bowel Autonomous Zone”. Call the leftist participants in that zone “The Bowel Movement”

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  5. Starvation Zone. Apparently these losers are now shaking down businesses telling them to pay $500 in cash or bitcoin but they don’t have bitcoin account information for the deposit. Der! And they want to create their own currency. Monopoly money?!

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  6. Supernightshade, You must mean over Jay Inslee’s dead body since he doesn’t care or have a clue or give a damn about what’s happening in Seattle. Jay Inslee’s body lies moldering in the ground, his lies and untruth’s goes marching on, with apologies to John Brown’s Body and The Battle Hymn Of The Republic. I know that he’s not dead yet but he may as well be to me.

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  7. It’s been renamed “The nation of CHAZ”. A local Militant rapper walked in with his Boyz. They are armed and doing stop and frisk on residents to make sure they are not armed.

    https://twitter.com/TheWholeStory6/status/1270523675800793088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1270523675800793088&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.thegatewaypundit.com%2F2020%2F06%2Fseattles-autonomous-zone-first-warlord-local-rapper-raz-simone-takes%2F

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  8. I guess the “Homeless Seal Team 6” executed a covert op to degrade their capability to feed their Armed Forces and sow discontent among their troops. Maybe we should do a “Berlin Airlift” type of operation to deliver “Vegan Meat, soy products and nerf guns to defend their border.

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  9. I watched the original Magnificent 7 again on TCM yesterday, where’s the Magnificent 7 when you need them to take on and kill all the bad guys. Sure they only came out with 3 of them left but they killed all the bad guys and left a lasting legacy with those Mexican villagers terrorized by banditos. SAC Vet maybe we could drop Ex Lax disguised as candy on them so they’d all shit their pants.

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  10. Shit-Addle
    Belchfast
    Bareass
    Aroma
    Musknow
    Rottendames
    Rankgoon
    Muststink
    Turdin
    Burn
    Hung Cong
    Ho Chi-Min City
    Madass
    Bumbay
    Queerbutt City
    Lesbon
    Harlotte
    SinSinatti
    Lewdville
    Rashville
    Guffalo
    The Stench Quarter

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  11. Damn, Chalupa I really bombed out. I got more TU’s for admitting I sucked than for either of my actual submissions

    BTW, I never cease to be amazed at how you can get on a roll. You just spit out ideas like an M-60 machine gun

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  12. Thanks Lennie!! Once you get this deep it’s hard to get any likes. Fur’s always very fair about recognizing a worthy submission even if hasn’t got much attention.

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