KFI: Police arrested a Tennessee man, who was nicknamed “Captain Jack Sparrow” after they found him huffing glue at Knoxville’s Market Square. When police attempted to detain Sparrow, whose real name is Brian Zielinski, he ran off and told cops to kill him before smashing his head into the sidewalk and kicking officers when they tried to place shackles on his legs. read more
Given the mugshot, Joker would better fit as a moniker.
Thought this was the next reader
My guess would have been Bad Brad
Butt I’m wrong again
Sally
actually, there for a minute I was confused myself.
The only way to make sense of that POS is to accept the fact that he’s a liberal.
Even then it will leave you muttering to yourself.
“This is your brain on drugs”
I wonder if blue is his natural hair color?
Back when I was a young man, guys that looked like that had received a “tune-up” from the friendly neighborhood route patrolman; no arrest, just a “lesson learned.” Everybody then went about their respective business, cops and tunee. No trials. No reports to file. No BOP record.
Tune-up
That’s pretty damn funny
Someone should tune up Obama
OT, my epic story of the month. So far. Had to go to the bank today. In the Handicap parking is a brand new black shiny Hell Cat. Paper plates. Some old granny come out of the bank with a walker. Yea, she put her walker in the back seat and climbed in. A manual car. From the bank to the freeway on ramp is about a half mile. I’ll guess she was doing about 120 mph before she had to slam on the binders. I have a new hero.
@BB, I would love to be there when she catches some profiling goody two shoes putting a note on her windshield about parking HC.
sorta looks like Robert Downey Jr., in fact that Was him about 25 years ago. and if he would’ve had a bra on his head he’d be robert downey’s weird science twin.
or Justin Timberlake had a fucking awesome party and this guy had to go and ruin things for everybody.
Contributor is “Bad Brad”
OpenTheDoor
I’m here to tell you, she ran that clutch like a pro.
that patch on its forehead reminds me of Johnny Carson’s skit
‘Carnac The Magnificent’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m_dT0wsrGI
http://www.thequotationstation.com/C/Carnac-The-Magnificent/page1.html
http://www.joke-archives.com/?p=2779
blinded me with science
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090305/mediaviewer/rm2380019200
If Joe Dan covers this…
I’m buying extra rolls of bounty now.
‘It puts the lotion on its skin…’
Beetlejuice
Still better-looking than Johnny Depp.
looks like chuck schumer to me
Looks like regular swirlies with the blue toilet cleaner to me…
I’m seeing Halloween costume here!
Love the mini-pad on his forehead.
Huffing glue is illegal in Tennessee?
Wow! Who woulda thunk it?
Ever drive through Nashville (and Knoxville ain’t much better)? I figure huffing glue was one of their more benign vices. Either that or they all wreck trying to dodge the giant potholes.
izlamo delenda est …
When your head feels like a hammer everything looks like a nail.
Someone in the ER should have taken a “Sharpie” and drawn a HAPPY FACE right in the middle of his bandage!
DRUGS ARE BAD…MMMKAY?
Yeah Brad, that might have been me. lol
I guess it was not Elmer’s?
“Speaking the truth in times of universal deceit is a revolutionary act.” Geo. Orwell