This is expecially funny as is a warshing machine.
10
battrey – battery
6
I had an employee that put up signage for a “HEALTH EXBO” instead of EXPO.
And another co-worker who called SMOKING URNS (the large sand filled ashtrays from the old days) SMOKING URINALS!
Taxation = Theft
Now that IRS agents are armed.
It’s armed robbery.
31
British – all u minium
American – aluminum
7
5 words and phrases everyone mispronounces…
Only 14% use axe!
12
trans – freak
10
didn’t dint
6
Err should be Urr and not Air.
Look it up in any dictionary more than about 30 years old.
Lenth should be Length.
Forte (strong point) should be Fort.
Government should be Demonic Overlords.
11
We ran into a waitress, to-day, who responded to, “Thank you”, with, “You are welcome”. We were flabbergasted.
Ain’t never heard no shit like that before. Golly! And shit, yo!
15
@Erik — Will wonders never cease?!
One of these days when I thank a “wait person” and I hear “Not a problem” I’m going to snap and shout, “I don’t give a rat’s ass whether it’s a PROBLEM or not! It’s your fucking JOB!”
8
Quite so, Uncle Al. No worries! No problem! Of course!
🙂
6
If you were worried about my fucking spoon… you may need to rethink life on earth.
Of course! Of course, what? And get off my lawn!
3
Jethro, regarding battry:
Eddie Murphy does it best…
This got me thinking about state/regional sayings. My favorites in Ohio are ‘yeah, no’ and ‘no, yeah’ which I use all the time. I have finally given in to the ‘Pop’ because no one understands ‘soft drink’ or the very old possibly Southern ‘dope’ not to be confused with the Midwest ‘ope’. Or cornfused as one of my employees used to say.
3
exackly
6
I say, where can the cup be purchased?
1
Thanks LBS, that valley girl and eubonic emphasis by dropping the t in important drives me crazy.
Also irregardless, using that nonword got you the senior officer stare…
2
They’re, Their and There – you’d be shocked how many people don’t know the difference.
That last one on the cup caught me, well played graphic designer.
2
There is one storehouse of a certain former president’s books and papers that can quite correctly be called a LieBarry…
8
Ont instead of Aunt.
3
My own pet peeve is the word “beyond” , which is pronounced bee-ond by so many these days .
Lemme axe you; why you left out expresso?
Imporant ~ Important
@Loco
That’s the beer talkin’…
Ax – Ask
Looting-shopping
This is expecially funny as is a warshing machine.
battrey – battery
I had an employee that put up signage for a “HEALTH EXBO” instead of EXPO.
And another co-worker who called SMOKING URNS (the large sand filled ashtrays from the old days) SMOKING URINALS!
cipher – stuff with numbers
https://youtu.be/1H8e0MMwUec
.
I have to go warsh my hair.
Taxation = Theft
Now that IRS agents are armed.
It’s armed robbery.
British – all u minium
American – aluminum
5 words and phrases everyone mispronounces…
Only 14% use axe!
trans – freak
didn’t dint
Err should be Urr and not Air.
Look it up in any dictionary more than about 30 years old.
Lenth should be Length.
Forte (strong point) should be Fort.
Government should be Demonic Overlords.
We ran into a waitress, to-day, who responded to, “Thank you”, with, “You are welcome”. We were flabbergasted.
Ain’t never heard no shit like that before. Golly! And shit, yo!
@Erik — Will wonders never cease?!
One of these days when I thank a “wait person” and I hear “Not a problem” I’m going to snap and shout, “I don’t give a rat’s ass whether it’s a PROBLEM or not! It’s your fucking JOB!”
Quite so, Uncle Al. No worries! No problem! Of course!
🙂
If you were worried about my fucking spoon… you may need to rethink life on earth.
Of course! Of course, what? And get off my lawn!
Jethro, regarding battry:
Eddie Murphy does it best…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMxdFwCU1OE
Gender Affirming Care ~ Lopping your dick off
This got me thinking about state/regional sayings. My favorites in Ohio are ‘yeah, no’ and ‘no, yeah’ which I use all the time. I have finally given in to the ‘Pop’ because no one understands ‘soft drink’ or the very old possibly Southern ‘dope’ not to be confused with the Midwest ‘ope’. Or cornfused as one of my employees used to say.
exackly
I say, where can the cup be purchased?
Thanks LBS, that valley girl and eubonic emphasis by dropping the t in important drives me crazy.
Also irregardless, using that nonword got you the senior officer stare…
They’re, Their and There – you’d be shocked how many people don’t know the difference.
That last one on the cup caught me, well played graphic designer.
There is one storehouse of a certain former president’s books and papers that can quite correctly be called a LieBarry…
Ont instead of Aunt.
My own pet peeve is the word “beyond” , which is pronounced bee-ond by so many these days .