Feel free to write a dialogue in the comments.
We’ll do it up and give the author the credit.
(We reserve the right to pick and choose, though!)
13
Alexandria: “When’s the meeting?”
Aid: “Next Saturday. And they’re bi-weekly, by the way.”
Alexandria: “This weekend?”
Aid: “No, the first meeting was yesterday. So next Saturday.”
Alexandria: “Are they meeting twice a week?”
Aid: “No, biweekly and the next meeting is next Saturday.”
Alexandria: “This Saturday?”
Aid: (Sigh) “No.”
Alexandria: “So, WHEN is the meeting?”
8
Reminds me of the stopped escalator ad.
8
:when do you expect to be back in the office.
: I’m sitting right next to you!
8
Texting has escaped me in my
decent into decrepidness …
My ham & CB radios do not have that function.
and yes I know ham radios have been able to send
text,video and advanced digital data for over 20
years now.
5
whose on first?
Right
What?
no, whats on second
Well, who’s on first?
right?
What?
No, rights on SECOND.
(Sorry, my best guess, I dont know the whole abbot and costello routine)
4
AOC- I need something witty to insert into my speech tomorrow on education. Can you help?
FRIEND- Sure. Try this — There are 2 types of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
AOC – Okay, got that.
AOC- Hello.
AOC- Did your battery run down?
AOC – Hello?
11
I know nothing about texting… I have a ten year old heavy duty flip phone. But if you lost your phone how do you text someone telling them that you lost your phone?
3
Left my phone at the docs. They were gonna call me but couldnt find my number.
4
Transcript of my phone call with AOC:
Cynic: “What has a small penis and hangs down”?
AOC: “I dunno”.
Cynic: “A bat”.
AOC: “Uh, OK…”
Cynic: “What has a large penis and hangs up”?
AOC: “I dunno”.
Cynic: {click}
AOC: “Hello, hello, can you hear me, hello…”?
13
@Diogenes: There are two kinds of people in this world. People who like country music, and people with all their teeth.
5
AOC: On my break and feel like having popcorn, but I only have crackers.
Riley: Put them in the microwave and press ‘Popcorn’
AOC: You are the smartest boyfriend ever. Luv u pookie.
25
If not for spell and grammar check she would not even get that far.,,
3
Figure out how to work daylight savings time into “solving” “global warming”
5
AOC: Some woman named Kay Street called. She wants to talk about NGD. But not from my district. Local, I think. You ever hear of her
: LOL
AOC: What’s so funny Just want to help a constit
: LOL
AOC: don’t be a hater. Just say you don’t know her
4
I don’t get it
1
AOC: Why don’t we put up permanent tents around all cow pastures?
:: Because of the wind
AOC: That’s why I want to put tents up
:: No, the wind will blow them over
AOC: I didn’t know cows farted so much
AOC: The problem is worse than I thought
1
AOC: Why you mad?
SS (Senior Staffer): Just got a pay cut 🙁
AOC: Got your back. Giving all my staff a living wage 🙂 🙂 🙂
SS: (poop emoji)
AOC: Working on cow farts next! I’m the boss!
3
cynic
I must be the 3rd kind. I love, busk, Merle, Hank, Bocephus…. and have all my teeth.
BTW When I got bladed in the jaw 52 years ago doc(HM3) told me Id loose my left “eye tooth” Wrong still got it; and a pretty scar.
BUT ALL MY TEETH ARE IN MY JAW!
2
Damned tough to pick so far – BUT Sylvia for the win!!
3
@ forcibly deranged: agreed! Was about to say the same thing!
Brilliant!
Feel free to write a dialogue in the comments.
We’ll do it up and give the author the credit.
(We reserve the right to pick and choose, though!)
Alexandria: “When’s the meeting?”
Aid: “Next Saturday. And they’re bi-weekly, by the way.”
Alexandria: “This weekend?”
Aid: “No, the first meeting was yesterday. So next Saturday.”
Alexandria: “Are they meeting twice a week?”
Aid: “No, biweekly and the next meeting is next Saturday.”
Alexandria: “This Saturday?”
Aid: (Sigh) “No.”
Alexandria: “So, WHEN is the meeting?”
Reminds me of the stopped escalator ad.
:when do you expect to be back in the office.
: I’m sitting right next to you!
Texting has escaped me in my
decent into decrepidness …
My ham & CB radios do not have that function.
and yes I know ham radios have been able to send
text,video and advanced digital data for over 20
years now.
whose on first?
Right
What?
no, whats on second
Well, who’s on first?
right?
What?
No, rights on SECOND.
(Sorry, my best guess, I dont know the whole abbot and costello routine)
AOC- I need something witty to insert into my speech tomorrow on education. Can you help?
FRIEND- Sure. Try this — There are 2 types of people. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data
AOC – Okay, got that.
AOC- Hello.
AOC- Did your battery run down?
AOC – Hello?
I know nothing about texting… I have a ten year old heavy duty flip phone. But if you lost your phone how do you text someone telling them that you lost your phone?
Left my phone at the docs. They were gonna call me but couldnt find my number.
Transcript of my phone call with AOC:
Cynic: “What has a small penis and hangs down”?
AOC: “I dunno”.
Cynic: “A bat”.
AOC: “Uh, OK…”
Cynic: “What has a large penis and hangs up”?
AOC: “I dunno”.
Cynic: {click}
AOC: “Hello, hello, can you hear me, hello…”?
@Diogenes: There are two kinds of people in this world. People who like country music, and people with all their teeth.
AOC: On my break and feel like having popcorn, but I only have crackers.
Riley: Put them in the microwave and press ‘Popcorn’
AOC: You are the smartest boyfriend ever. Luv u pookie.
If not for spell and grammar check she would not even get that far.,,
Figure out how to work daylight savings time into “solving” “global warming”
AOC: Some woman named Kay Street called. She wants to talk about NGD. But not from my district. Local, I think. You ever hear of her
: LOL
AOC: What’s so funny Just want to help a constit
: LOL
AOC: don’t be a hater. Just say you don’t know her
I don’t get it
AOC: Why don’t we put up permanent tents around all cow pastures?
:: Because of the wind
AOC: That’s why I want to put tents up
:: No, the wind will blow them over
AOC: I didn’t know cows farted so much
AOC: The problem is worse than I thought
AOC: Why you mad?
SS (Senior Staffer): Just got a pay cut 🙁
AOC: Got your back. Giving all my staff a living wage 🙂 🙂 🙂
SS: (poop emoji)
AOC: Working on cow farts next! I’m the boss!
cynic
I must be the 3rd kind. I love, busk, Merle, Hank, Bocephus…. and have all my teeth.
BTW When I got bladed in the jaw 52 years ago doc(HM3) told me Id loose my left “eye tooth” Wrong still got it; and a pretty scar.
BUT ALL MY TEETH ARE IN MY JAW!
Damned tough to pick so far – BUT Sylvia for the win!!
@ forcibly deranged: agreed! Was about to say the same thing!