Who is Count Anal?
That’s what we call Chelsea Clinton.
Why?
Now, quick, name 3 achievements by Chelsea Clinton.
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Not even with an industrial sized Viagra/Cialis cocktail, a fifth of Cuervo, Barry White in the background and supermodel porn on the big screen.
She transformed her curly red hair into stick straight hair just like a super model.
if i had a dog that ugly, i’d take it to the pound.
Counts as drilling a block of pine, too. Howdy!
… so ugly, when she was little, they had to tie a pork chop around her neck just to get the dog to play with her
(I know … I know …. it’s an oldie, but it fits so well!)
Gee, you’d almost think there were powerful people pushing an agenda.
Count Anal: The newest muppet on Sesame Street!
(don’t fergit the “O”…)
Puh-leeze. I’m trying to eat here. The woman brushes her teeth with a toilet brush. And it’s not dedicated to that task only
I can think of at least 2 accomplishments, 1 being a member of the lucky sperm club because of who her parents are and 2 being a dead ringer for Howdy Doody. Other than that I can’t think of anything else she’s accomplished except to be as corrupt and amoral as her parents are.
I think she’s actually achieved a lot. She got paid $600,000 by NBC to do nothing. She got paid $300,000 by another firm, and just got another $300,000 job as a member of a board. That’s pretty good for a do-nothing snowflake.
Well, Webb wasn’t the handsomest guy.
Her dad, Webb Hubbell, didn’t have to spend any time in Purgatory. Ever since the morning after he screwed Hillary, and sobered up, he’s paid one helluva price. He realized he screwed his partner rather than one of their clients. He was agonized with shame and guilt til the day Clinton’s had him killed.
Shouldn’t it be Countess Anal?
Definitely a double-bagger. You know, in case the first one falls off. And I’d need to have a screen-shot of the bank balance up to plow that.
Webster Hubbell is very much alive. You all are thinking of Vince Foster.
“… name 3 achievements by Chelsea Clinton”
1. she dethroned Amy Carter as the ugliest First Daughter
2. she provided a ‘safe house’ for her mother’s seizures
3. she proves fish have lips … ’cause last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it
1. She survived being in the crossfire of books, lamps, and other household weaponry during the many knock-down drag-out fights between H-Rod and Slick.
2. She didn’t murder either parent. That’s no small thing.
3. She achieved pregnancy without the help of a fertilization clinic or a turkey baster. Or so I’m told.
Another accomplishment posted on her miniature scoreboard is that she gathered more nuts in a month than any of her fellow chipmunks did in two weeks (she could also stuff more into her cheeks)!
I smell a Nobel Prize in her future, too! 🙂
She survived a childhood spent in an abusive home environment.
Is that her face or did her neck throw up?
She is blessed with her biological father’s looks and her mother’s figure.
Hillary told Bill to sit down and watch while she screws Hubbel
Its True.
Just, ugh.
Her physical appearance doesn’t bother me, I’d give it a poke, but she has a heart like her mother, a cunt.
“Count Anal.”
Thank you, Fur, for showing me that, no matter how old I get,
learning an new, offensive adolescent slur makes me feel so young.
Countess Anal? I believe the “o” is superfluous.
Greatest accomplishment? Not being impregnated by Bill.