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“Cracker Jack” Transitioned to “Cracker Jill”
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana…
Wouldn’t it be more inclusive to do away with cracker and perhaps just name it Sha’niqua or La’shonda?
Cracker Jill, what a racist way to portray our beloved First Lady who was our former VP.
Shame, Shame on you Frito-Lay..
So ladies since your days of sports without transgender men breaking all your records are over here is your consolation prize – you get to knock off a white boy on a box of candy. Gotta love the new world they are bringing in.
My local madam has been making me that offer for years just to be polite:
“Crack or Jill?”
Go woke go broke!
Cracker Jack’s prizes have sucked since the 90’s.
A lick em’ & apply tattoos isn’t a fit prize LMAO!
So is one of the prizes inside the new and improved box of Cracker Jill’s gonna be a tampon? Just the thing for women with their monthly menstrual cycle and equal opportunity for trannies pretending to be women who can supposedly menstruate just like a real woman. Five years ago would anyone even have believed this insanity of the left.
Cracker JERK!
So now I have to give up Fritos, too? I don’t buy woke.
I love Fritos. Damn.
@geoff
The prize is an abortion pill.
Your the one makin up bullshit, forget your meds today?
None of this changes the fact that chick sports suck.
Frito Lay also owns Taco Hell, KFC, Pepsi etc. Why not boycott all these woke jackasses. Hit em hard in their bottom line and quit buying their junk food.
Almost forget, y’all honky crackers.
You go girl!
Crack ‘er, Jill!
Git ‘er done.
(Made with soybean oil which is known to cause cancer in California and New York. Causes men to develop MOOBS everywhere. Not recommended if you are pregnant or intend to become pregnant or if male, you intend to cut off your penis and take estrogen.)
@SNS April 6, 2022 at 4:55 pm
> None of this changes the fact that chick sports suck.
Even beach volleyball?
Jethro, you may be more right than I am, give em a free RU 486 abortion pill inside every box of Cracker Jill’s. Will planned Barrenhood be their new corporate sponsor?
Poor Jonesy got “its” panties in a wad.
Tim Young on Twitter:
If Cracker Jill still having nuts isn’t a metaphor for what the left is doing to women’s sports… then I don’t know what is.
If you open it up and find a surprise, it’ll be Will Thomas’ penis.
The ad is cringworthy.
Cracker Jamie, a gender neutral name so you can’t say it’s a boy or a girl. The “ it’s Pat” of snacks!
Good.
Good.
My plan is working.
That Last bottle of unopened Aunt Jemima Syrup is becoming more valuable every day.
Soon it will be valuable enough for me to trade it for a new Pickup Truck.
They have no issues with the term
Cracker? Lol
I’m sorry gang, but something just dawned on me, or did I just miss him? Where is Brad?
What about the dog “Bingo”?….That’s pretty gender neutral….
Was Jack replaced outright or is Jill an addition?
I believe “Jill” is an addition. It’ll be interesting to see how many venders this Summer make the switch or if Frito-Lay will force it onto the market. – Dr. Tar
aleon I will call him and see what’s up.
So I guess this means no more semen on the box. Sorry Seamen.
Jackass Joe is a complete Jill-Off!
They should have just renamed it Black Jack and called it a day.
Syka Blyat
APRIL 6, 2022 AT 6:36 PM
“They should have just renamed it Black Jack and called it a day.”
…they’d need a bigger, longer envelope then…
Ahem…That’s Doctor Cracker Jill to you.
One of those “Cracker Jills” pictured in the article looks suspiciously like a “Tranny Jack/Jill” he/she. 🤮 If it isn’t, can it be far behind?
Phuck’em all
I’m not including myself into their tiny little tea party.
Do these new Cracker Jills taste like fish?
Uncle Al:……..”fuck it, I’m goin’ all in.”