The other day I asked for some help creating some new 2 word insults, it’s something that has become sort of a trademark for iOTWreport.com. ie: chocolate starfish. (It’s why we aren’t linked too often by the bigs anymore. We’re a little too, how do you say, authentic.)
After my review of your suggestions, these are the ones that caught my attention. Of course, you could always refer to the list and pilfer the ones you like for your comments, if necessary.
-turd castle (willysgoatgruff)
-diaper dumpling (ohio dan)
-schmuck munchers (bayouwulf)
-ass hamster (cato)
-poop smoochers (phenry)
-finger stench (locoblancosaltine)
-thumb sniffer (mja)
-scabby nubbins (illustr8r)
-taint pimple (cato)
-wino diddler (organgrinder)
-nerf dick (Uncle Al)
-barnyard lurker (poor lazlo)
-testosterGone (realist)
-schmuck fuckle (super toe)
-dirt leg (bad donkey…bad!!!)
-stink pickle (theclawofbluegrass)
-fudge nugget (claudia)
You’re all vile, vile people.
Thank you.
And txfella, you’re a bad, bad man. As always, DO NOT SEARCH BLUE WAFFLE!
I am proud – PROUD! – to be a BFH-certified vile person.
Georgia Results?
Schadenfreude is pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others. This word is taken from German and literally means “harm-joy”. It is the feeling of joy or pleasure when one sees another fail or suffer misfortune.
All that Hollywood money, right down the crapper! 😂
How about “For Sale”?
I have a bunch of BFH originals I want to get rid of….BFH can raise a pile of money off what I have to offer. I suggest he send the money to Pamela Geller’s charity. What y’all say?
Now Bubba Fur, you know gauntlet throwing is so predictable.
DO NOT SEARCH BLUE WAFFLE!
here’s another 2 word insult … ‘Jon Ossoff’
Uncle Al, I’m going to use that! Nerf dick. Bwaaaaahahahaha
Deplorable, vile, and irredeemable.
I am satisfied
Woohoo! I made the big time.
We should hold a VILE PRIDE! parade.
Or at get ourselves least T-shirts.
Does this mean I can quit my day job?
Harold Ford
Dealt, Smelt
wait for it…the GIF
Sometime Soon
When the Timing is Right
Can I highjack this thread and say, I’m doing the Happy Dance because Karen Handel kicked his Ossoff!!!!!
Lovin catos taint pimple” 🤣
My first piece for sale is the “MOLON LABE” print. It is signed and numbered (10 of 30). I paid 75 Bucks for the print, over 200 for the framing. What is the first bid?
Nothing brings you to “Vile” like a stint in the military. 😉
Shit finger
Which has been my go to universal insult for decades
Stink Pickle still has be cracking up
You are all so much more vile than me.
Menderman I will give you 75.00 dollars for the print and you can keep the frame. That way you will not lose money on your art investment and reuse your frame for something that you will enjoy.
Mr. Hat knows how to get in touch with me or AA.
Is it a deal?
iOTW has brought out my semi-naughty dark side. LOL
Menderman you can send it to Mr. Hat and he can send it to me.
ass spelunker
backup fluffer
sphincter inspector
butt whore
I am pleased to know I have not lost my sophomoric streak.
It comes and goes like a one night stand, but longer lasting.
Geoff C. The Saltine,
Custom frame, they sell together. Make an offer.
I missed the play off game, got an armchair observation.
festering pustule
Vile?
I prefer: respectfully deplorable
delicately offensive
delinquently abhoant
Menderman I will want to put it in my own frame.
If that is a deal breaker so be it , his art will be welcomed in our house , if I remember right you were going to throw them in a pile and burn them , so why not sell it to me and find something else to put in your frame that you like.
Geoff C. The Saltine,
I selected a custom frame for the print….BFH highlighted it and made a post about it, so that is why I say they are inseparable. I have nothing else that is worthy of the custom frame. Buy the frame and the print, and sell the frame as you wish.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgSoayzx7eo
or
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgSoayzx7eo
Alt Version of above…
(Parody Written by: Dave Allman)
If you, if you could return, don’t let it burn, don’t let it fade.
I’m sure I’m not being rude, but it’s just your attitude,
It’s tearing me apart, It’s ruining everything.
I swore, I swore I would be true, and honey, so did you.
So what’s that wad of paper in your hand? Isn’t Charmin what we banned?
Were you wiping all the time? Was it just a game to you?
I’m usin’ just one sheet. You know I’ve got a stool like you.
You know I’m just an old folk singer, ah, ha, ha.
Do you want to smell my finger? Do you want to, do you want to,
Do you want to smell my finger?
Oh, I thought the world of you.
I thought nothing could go wrong,
But I was wrong. I was wrong.
If you, if you could get by, using single-ply,
Things wouldn’t be so confused with so much paper being used,
But you always really knew, you can’t wipe your poo with two.
I’m usin’ just one sheet. You know I’ve got a stool like you.
You know I’m just an old folk singer, ah, ha, ha.
Do you want to smell my finger? Do you want to, do you want to,
Do you want to smell my finger?
I’m usin’ just one sheet. You know I’ve got a stool like you.
You know I’m just an old folk singer, ah, ha, ha.
Do you want to smell my finger? Do you want to, do you want to,
Do you want to smell my finger?
You know I’ve got a stool like you.
You know I’m just an old folk singer, ah, ha, ha.
Do you want to smell my finger? Do you want to, do you want to,
Do you want to smell my finger?
Harold Ford, meet Universal Time Works
Taint Pimple: Priceless. As in Senator John Shitstain McTaintpimple.
Sorry Menderman if Mr. Hat had framed it I would take it as is, but because he did not I don’t need the frame. I make my own , like you I am a carpenter. Thanks for giving us a chance to buy it.
PS. Art in the frame done by the artist is worth more.
Geoff C. The Saltine,
Ask BFH to start an absolute auction, frame induced, and whatever the winning bid is gets it. Fair enough?
>>>>crickets<<<<<<
Thank you sir. It’s the nicest thing any one’s ever said about me.
I want a Vile Pride T-shirt!
Favorites: diaper dumpling from ohio dan and testostergone from realist. Thumbs (unsniffed) up!
Goof-cocks
Oss-Off
Sphincter boils
Diddle crust
Democrat Socialist.
Wow bobdog, that’s soooooo vile it broke my computer screen😂
Diaper blossom.
LOL at “Scabby Nubbins”
Red assed binjo mullet.
Colon skinks
Cockroach motherships