Benito
Ya know if you put a Sombrero on that guy, ah never mind.
Marijuana did it? Hmmm. I partook of the evil weed for many years and I didn’t so much as bone a chicken.
BB, NOT ME!! I SWEAR!!
LOL
A man fell in love with his faithful female donkey, and decided to marry her. At the wedding, the priest said, “Well, this is refreshing, it’s usually the woman that’s marrying the ass.”
Note to self, Don’t act like an ass around Benito.
Q: If your donkey bites my rooster’s feet off, what do we have?
A: Two feet of my cock in your ass.
He just did it for kicks.
Arkansas version of the donkey whisperer.
“Infidel! I said goat, not donkey!”
He should just move to Seattle or Portland and launch his political career
Poster boy for the new civil rights front to fight. You people are just a bunch of zoophilicphobes.
That was sarcasm. If we get to the point that progtards are actually using zoophilic-phobia in a sentence the civil war we are in will go hot and then the cultural reset button will be pushed.
Jack Ass
What I don’t understand is that the owners watched the video of the guy and then waited and watched another video of the guy breaking in. They knew who the culprit was in the first video. Stupid or …? Who’re the real creeps?
For starters He should have put the bag on his own head.
Maybe the Judge will order him to Marry her.Ya know make her an honest Donkey.
YUCK!
Ain’t you city-slickers never heard of a stump-broke mule?
What, NOT OKLAHOMA?!?
John & Ken had a blast with this one yesterday. Laughed my donkey off.
The guy’s being charged with cruelty to animals
Why? Did the donkey file a complaint?
Sorta gives new meaning to the phrase “Doing it donkey style”, dont it?
Gosh, back when I was smoking weed, I just wanted to raid the fridge, put my feet up and watch some TV, preferably South Park. It never occurred to me that I should try to have sex with the neighbor’s pet, but then, I’m not a pervert and no amount of any substance would turn me into one.
It’s only illegal if you’re not related and they are a minor
Was its name Francis and did it squeal on him?
All his first cousins moved away.
Why isn’t this guy black and blue all over from the donkey kicking the shit out of him?
That must of been one ugly donkey if he had to put a bag over it’s head before he had sex with it.
@jethro
It’s possible that it was an event for Mr horn dog, but due to his lack of endowment it was probably a nonevent for the barnyard critter.
It was like throwing a gherkin into an airplane hangar.
Lord have mercy.
Well, at least it was a female donkey, so by Arkansas standards, the guy isn’t a pervert.
Guess he’s an “ass-man”
So we’ve got another potential Chelsea Dad, besides Bill & Webb?
“Lookin’ for love in all the wrong places…..”
That’s desperation, knockin’ one off with yer own cousin. Or is that normal in Arkansas?
Now I know how an ass takes it in the ass.
Sorry.
All of the Chelsea’s turned him down, what’s a guy to do?
Hillary Clinton, representing the rapist, said the donkey was a low class slut, then laughed maniacally.
Is this what you call – making it with an ass of yourself?
Talk about making an ass of yourself
It’s still a step up from Hillary Clinton.
DemocRAT, donkey, hell, he thought it was DWS. That’s why he put the bag on its head.
Gross, gross, gross. What a sick individual!
What’s wrong with a little ass?
“I’m gonna get stoned and get me a piece of ass.”
Debbie Blabbermouth Schultz was unavailable for any comment.
Wiiiiiiilbur!!!!!!!
I’ve always said: Screw the demcrats but I had different connotation in mind.
CREEP: “SQUEAL LIKE A PIG!!”
DONKEY: “HEE HOINK!!”
I found a picture of the lovely couple just prior to consummating their, ahem, relationship.
https://i.vimeocdn.com/video/437215101_1280x960.jpg.
Benito
Ya know if you put a Sombrero on that guy, ah never mind.
Marijuana did it? Hmmm. I partook of the evil weed for many years and I didn’t so much as bone a chicken.
BB, NOT ME!! I SWEAR!!
LOL
A man fell in love with his faithful female donkey, and decided to marry her. At the wedding, the priest said, “Well, this is refreshing, it’s usually the woman that’s marrying the ass.”
Note to self, Don’t act like an ass around Benito.
Q: If your donkey bites my rooster’s feet off, what do we have?
A: Two feet of my cock in your ass.
He just did it for kicks.
Arkansas version of the donkey whisperer.
“Infidel! I said goat, not donkey!”
He should just move to Seattle or Portland and launch his political career
Fed it carrots?
john wayne gacy reincarnated
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/97/Johnwaynegacymug.jpg
Poster boy for the new civil rights front to fight. You people are just a bunch of zoophilicphobes.
That was sarcasm. If we get to the point that progtards are actually using zoophilic-phobia in a sentence the civil war we are in will go hot and then the cultural reset button will be pushed.
Jack Ass
What I don’t understand is that the owners watched the video of the guy and then waited and watched another video of the guy breaking in. They knew who the culprit was in the first video. Stupid or …? Who’re the real creeps?
For starters He should have put the bag on his own head.
Maybe the Judge will order him to Marry her.Ya know make her an honest Donkey.
YUCK!
Ain’t you city-slickers never heard of a stump-broke mule?
What, NOT OKLAHOMA?!?
John & Ken had a blast with this one yesterday. Laughed my donkey off.
The guy’s being charged with cruelty to animals
Why? Did the donkey file a complaint?
Sorta gives new meaning to the phrase “Doing it donkey style”, dont it?
Gosh, back when I was smoking weed, I just wanted to raid the fridge, put my feet up and watch some TV, preferably South Park. It never occurred to me that I should try to have sex with the neighbor’s pet, but then, I’m not a pervert and no amount of any substance would turn me into one.
It’s only illegal if you’re not related and they are a minor
Was its name Francis and did it squeal on him?
All his first cousins moved away.
Why isn’t this guy black and blue all over from the donkey kicking the shit out of him?
That must of been one ugly donkey if he had to put a bag over it’s head before he had sex with it.
@jethro
It’s possible that it was an event for Mr horn dog, but due to his lack of endowment it was probably a nonevent for the barnyard critter.
It was like throwing a gherkin into an airplane hangar.
Lord have mercy.
Well, at least it was a female donkey, so by Arkansas standards, the guy isn’t a pervert.
Guess he’s an “ass-man”
So we’ve got another potential Chelsea Dad, besides Bill & Webb?
“Lookin’ for love in all the wrong places…..”
That’s desperation, knockin’ one off with yer own cousin. Or is that normal in Arkansas?
Now I know how an ass takes it in the ass.
Sorry.
All of the Chelsea’s turned him down, what’s a guy to do?