Gateway Pundit
A Florida-based cruise line company is offering a 4-year trip to Americans looking to escape President Trump’s second term.
Cruise line Villa Vie Residences has announced the launch of its Tour La Vie program, which allows passengers to spend up to four years on board while visiting 140 countries.
CEO Mikael Petterson shared, “We came up with this marketing campaign before we even knew who would win. Regardless of who would have won, you would have half of the population upset.”
Petterson added, “Quite frankly, we don’t have a political view one way or the other. We just wanted to give people who feel threatened to have a way to get out.”
The cruise comes at a high cost.
Prices for the four-year trip start at $256,000, and if you are going with a spouse or partner, it will cost up to $320,000. more here
All aboard the SS Copeium…
Bwahaahaha
Can it mysteriously run into an iceberg somewhere in the north Atlantic with loss of all the democrap sore losers.
Lovely!
Just whut I wanna do is spend four years on a floating fuking petrie dish!
On the return trip you will have new immigration status and need to get to the back of the line.
(To the tune of the theme song of the TV show “Love Boat)
Loathe,
Excrement and spew
Come Aboard. We’ll be hating Jews.
Loathe, left’s bitter reward.
Let it flow, it floats back to you.
The Loathe Boat soon will be making a 4-year run
The Loathe Boat promises hatred for everyone
Set a course for abortion,
Your mind on whats in your pants.
Loathe
will hurt by the score,
It’s an open wound on a diseased whore.
Yes LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOATHE! It’s LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOATHE! (hey-ah!)
https://youtu.be/hcu6vy2sU6g?si=vJsNkRk1azOzX1dm
…honestly tho, Im guessing that most of them would be thrown overboard in the middle of the night when the crew gets sick of their shit, or maybe abandons them in a storm like the crew of the MTS Oceanos, but for MUCH better reasons…
https://www.worldofcruising.co.uk/editors-corner/mts-oceanos-sinking-south-africa
SNS, the TV show the Love Boat sucked a pastor friend of mine called it the Lust Boat.
It gives them an opportunity to pick a country to “immigrate” to.
It also gives them an opportunity to end it all in the middle of the ocean (becoming fish food) and nobody will probably notice or even care.
I don’t think cruise lines have staff psychiatrists on board.
Deny them port access in 2028.
I’d be going insane after a couple of weeks no matter how nice the boat is. What will 4 years do for the already insane? Geoff has the right idea, better to sneak the crew off and quietly torpedo the tub well before it gets back in domestic waters.
Since they’re anti-gun, anti-police, and anti-military, send them to sail around Somalia.
Make sure they take their wealth with them.
Karma’s a bitch.
…y’know, I hadn’t really thought much about this because I’m not an infanticide fan, but looking at the lyrics I wrote above, I’m wondering if the CRUISE LINE has thought this through?
They are proposing to put a bunch of no-morals Communists together for an extended period of time. Sooner or later, they ARE going to (shudder) BREED!
And when they DO, they will LOUDLY and obnoxiously DEMAND abortion services.
Is the ship’s doctor prepared to do this? Does he WANT to do this? Will they transfer to an affiliated abortion mill at a port-of-call?
None of these ships are American registered. Does their home country want to collect on the sale of abortion parts? Have they worked out how to keep them viable on a ship at sea?
…the mind reels…
…and Communists have a lot of OTHER special needs too. Will they offer unrestrained piercings? Penectomies? Mastectomies? Whatever you call it
when you make a parody of a penis out of a vagina? Hormone therapy? Mental therapy? Do they KNOW how theivey and rioty these folks are in the wild? Do they KNOW how impossible to please they are and how little they tip? Do they realize that they need a steady supply of every medicine from Zoloft to
Fentanyl just to be able to face themselves every day, and that they WILL take it out on the crew if they don’t GET it? That they will offend everyone in every Latin American port-of-call by calling them “Latinx”?
Have they thought about how they are going to manage a full bar of drunken quarter-ton dykes all at the same time?
…Good luck keeping staff on THAT boat, guys.
Maybe use an old one you want to get rid of anyway because, well, YOU know, stuff happens at sea, most unfortunate that, the crew was lucky to get away with their lives…
Is a penectomy the same as a chopadickoffofme?
Don’t let them back.
These people are so narcissitic and infantile. Good riddance.
Bait and Switch. Call it a cruise,but actually it is a Chinese slave cannery ship. l hear they set it up where the workers have to buy necessities, which keep in debt so they can never earn their freedom.
Edit which keep them in debt so they can never earn their freedom.
The lounge will feature coloring books and Legos.
I’d advise against strolling barefoot on the poop deck.
can you imagine the STDs that will be running amuck on that ship?
Jethro 1:29pm
At that price, per person, they could probably afford one shrink among the medical staff. If said shrink starts to become overworked, he can start charging going rates for therapy.
Wow. Four years on a colorful, listing tub with plugged up toilets. Haven’t they had enough of the Biden Harris Administration?
A dream cruise for leftist deviants because Scary Orangeman won again. Just call it “A Ship of Fools”. Four years floating around on a vessel filled with disease, debauchery and lawlessness.
Have at it pervs. Good luck making port in any territory after four years without being put in quarantine indefinitely.
Really good news there!
They can all catch a Noro Virus and the boat can sink!
https://iotwreport.com/florida-mans-body-decayed-after-being-stored-in-cruise-ships-drink-cooler/
Little shrimp George Steponmydickopolous will be a perfect stand-in for the little guy who yells out “The Plane, The Plane”.