THAT’S IT EVERYONE! I LIVED TO SEE THE END!
11:06: Let’s “summon up our better angels.” -Clinton
11:04: Lincoln “kept an eye on the future.” -Lincoln
11:02: The President that has inspired me the most is Abraham Lincoln.
11:01: “That’s great!!! I loved it!!!” -Clinton, after seeing Bernie Sanders’ “America” ad.
11:00: “My best defense on [Benghazi] is the truth.” -Clinton
10:58: Republicans made political issue out of Benghazi. Democrats came together with Republicans during 9/11, other attacks.
10:57: Clinton: in fact, I put together an independent board to solve problems from Benghazi!
10:56: Clinton: Benghazi only an issue because of Republicans.
10:55: I’ll get Republicans to work with me by getting everyone together and giving them “bear hugs.” -Clinton
10:53: Clinton challenged as to why she said Republicans were her biggest enemy. “Well, yeah, Chris, it was sort of tongue-in-cheek,” she responds. Then goes on to say how much Republicans loved her when she was in office.
10:52: “We can find common ground.” -Clinton
10:51: When I’m elected President, I’ll tell Republicans that I’m the President of everyone, not just Democrats.
10:50: Clinton: We need Muslim countries to support us if we are going to defeat ISIS.
10:49: Donald Trump’s rhetoric is “dangerous.” -Clinton
10:48: Donald Trump has attacked Muslims, Mexicans during Presidential campaign. -Clinton
10:47: Clinton asked about Islamophobia, Black Lives Matter.
10:46: Clinton: Do we have a terrorist threat? Yes. And we had one before September 11, too.
10:44: Clinton: my vote on Iraq was a mistake, but I have a longer history than one vote.
10:42: Unlike Bush administration, we’ve stopped Iran from getting a nuclear bomb. -Clinton
10:40: Military option needs to be last choice to solve problems. -Clinton
10:39: Clinton responds to man saying maybe Biden would punch congressman in face: “thank you for asking about foreign policy.”
10:37: Audience member: After learning about Benghazi hearings, I now am “gung ho” to support you! Maybe Joe Biden will punch Trey Gowdy in the face!
10:35: Clinton: I have a “really long history” of taking on inequality.
10:34: Millions of kids have insurance thanks to me. -Clinton
10:33: People don’t like me because “I’ve taken on the status quo.” -Clinton
10:32: Clinton asked why there is no enthusiasm for her campaign. “It depends who you talk to,” she responds.
10:31: Cackle count: 3.
10:30: “I’m really having a good time.” -Clinton
10:29: Cackle count: 2.
10:29: We can’t let Republicans “rip away our progress.” -Clinton
10:27: Clinton asked about Obama’s kind words towards her today: “He knows how hard the job is. He knows first hand, so I appreciate the words.”
10:26: Clinton enters to applause. Blows out kiss.
10:23: O’Malley done. Clinton next.
10:21: Statue of Liberty, not barb-wired fence symbol of America. -O’Malley
10:19: Audience member asks who “less informed” voters like himself should vote for. O’Malley responds that Obama “lifted up” our country, and so would he.
10:18: O’Malley asked who his supporters should support if he loses the caucuses. O’Malley responds: “Hold strong!”
10:16: O’Malley says he will work with Congress to keep costs low for new farmers.
10:14: We need to be more inclusive because it makes us a stronger country. -O’Malley
10:13: My state was one of the first to vote for marriage equality. -O’Malley
10:12: O’Malley asked how he’d help gay people get “full equality on a federal level.”
10:11: “The stronger we make our middle class… the more our economy grows.” -O’Malley
10:10: “My story is a democratic upbringing,” not a “democratic conversion.” -O’Malley on his differences from Bernie Sanders
10:09: We need a pathway to citizenship for illegal aliens. -O’Malley
10:08: “Our economy is not money, it is people.” -O’Malley
10:07: O’Malley asked what ideas he has to grow the economy. O’Malley begins by saying that Obama saved the US from the Second Great Depression.
10:05: We do a bad job of transitioning veterans back to normal life. -O’Malley
10:04: O’Malley: We need to cut youth unemployment… That’ll help kids go to college.
10:02: “Climate change is the biggest business opportunity to come to the United States in the last 100 years.” -O’Malley
10:00: “We need to focus on wellness.” -O’Malley
9:58: Asked how he’ll help small business owners pay for health care, O’Malley responds that “we need to push the insurance companies to offer products that pay for those early out-of-pocket” expenses.
9:57: O’Malley: I helped repeal the death penalty, referring to how he is fighting “structural racism.”
9:55: O’Malley asked how he’d fight “structural racism.” O’Malley responds, “Black Lives Matter.”
9:54: Republicans depend on fear and loathing and anger. -O’Malley
9:53: O’Malley: Only one candidate can still upset the apple cart!
9:52: O’Malley next.
9:47: “It just seems to me that the crises we face as a country today… these problems are so serious, we must go beyond establishment politics.” -Bernie in his closing statement
9:46: Sanders answers a question about whether his parents would be proud. “They wouldn’t believe it,” Sanders said, getting slightly emotional.
9:45: Bernie points out that he is 74, not 75.
9:44: Sanders: I was pretty good at basketball when I was younger. And I was pretty good at long-distance running.
9:42: Sanders finally gets to sit after standing for a whole 15 minutes.
9:41: Mental health should be included in health care. -Sanders
9:40: “The gun shop owner should not be held liable for your criminal act.” -Bernie
9:38: “I have supported instant background checks.” -Bernie
9:37: “Experience is important, but judgement is also important… Cheney had a lot of experience too.” -Sanders
9:34: “On day one, I said the Keystone Pipeline was a dumb idea.” -Bernie
9:33: “I fought against Wall Street… See where Hillary Clinton was on this issue.” -Bernie
9:32: “The truth is” that Hillary Clinton got the vote about the war in Iraq wrong. -Sanders
9:31: “I like Hillary Clinton and I respect Hillary Clinton.” -Sanders
9:27: By the way, it’s only been Bernie on stage so far.
9:26: Commercial break. Can I tag out yet?
9:25: Bernie: We need to raise the minimum wage to $15 an hour.
9:24: Sanders: Women make 79 cents on the dollar to men. (First statement to make me swear at the tv!)
9:23: Sanders: “I have your vote yet?” to student who asked question.
9:22: Question to Sanders: How will you be better for women’s rights than a woman? Sanders: we need to expand funding for Planned Parenthood.
9:21: “I have worked with Republicans when there is common ground.” -Bernie
9:20: Bernie referring to evil “corporations” count: 3.
9:19: Sanders: “We need to expand Social Security.”
9:17: “I demand Wall Street pay its fair share of taxes.” -Bernie
9:16: “We gotta put what I’m doing in context… there has been a massive transfer of wealth” from the poor to the rich. -Bernie
9:15: Bernie referring to evil “corporations” count: 2.
9:15: Sanders: Banks, Wall Street needs to help the Middle Class.
9:14: Bernie referring to evil “corporations” count: 1.
9:13: Sanders: “We will raise taxes. Yes we will.”
9:12: Sanders seems pretty angry. Lots of gesticulation.
9:11: Bernie referring to self in third person count: 1.
9:10: ObamaCare “has done a lot of good things.” -Bernie
9:09: Bernie referring to evil “billionaires” count: 3.
9:08: Sanders: Socialism means that “there’s something wrong when the rich get richer and almost everybody else gets poor.”
9:07: Bernie Sanders: “Bernie Sanders said no” to the Iraq War.
9:06: Bernie: My campaign is expanding because “establishment politics is not good enough.”
9:05: Bernie: “My wife asked me to button my coat, but I’m too fat.” No, really, he actually said this.
9:04: Here comes Bernie.
9:04: Introductions starting. Long, rambling explanation by CNN host first.
I’m going to go ahead and bite the bullet on this one and live blog the Democratic debate.
The question is: how long will it take me to say “enough” and turn off the tv/throw it out the window? Answer in the comments!
I’d rather powernail my scrotum to the sidewalk than watch this.
You are a brave man. I watched half the last one. I’d rather be water boarded.
What? Pinko’s on the radio! Pinko wins!
I feel like Kramer in the “Master of my own Domain” episode…slaps money on the table and says: “I’m out!”
Wha, wha, WHAT? A DNC debate that doesn’t take place on a Saturday or Sunday?
What debate? Where is Hillary? Did I miss something?
I’d rather take a wood plane to my own shin skin, create a dangling skin flap, and remove the still attached flap over the top of my foot by winding it off with a Spam key than watch that. And then festoon the skin gully with sea salt. Over that.
Game on, beeyotchellez!
20 minutes in, did Hellry have another thrombosis?
And you have to pay to watch it…we wouldn’t have to if we only had one TeeVee channel to choose from!
Really, the debate is not being livestreamed! Dems are doing a Pay Per View debate!
Pinkos doing…um….well…um he cussing up a storm! Dropping F bombs and everything!
ASK might just really self destruct!
One Thousand IOTW Bucks says Aurelious doesn’t last .
Bernie has hemorrhoids and has to stand up.
Hillary a no show.
It’s not a debate. It’a an interview format thingy, one candidate at a time getting softballs pitched by CNN. Hillary’s on the shitter and will be up to bat when her drugs kick in.
had no idea there was a dnc debate today
wgaff
the only way somebody watches this shit is if they run it during the oscars
This is a weird format.
Found this link FWIW. It’s CNN…meh.
http://go.cnn.com/?stream=cnn&sr=watchLiveHPbutton
Over/under line on Aurelius is 82 minutes.
thanks, norman
rather watch lena dunham in a porno
Sanders left. Now Martin O’Malley is on. He stands up , takes his jacket off and folds up his sleeves. I’m outta here. Good luck Aurelious.
Why do all the women in the crowd, especially the question askers, look like they have never had an orgasm?
Better man than I. I’ve BEEN waterboarded and wouldn’t watch the last debate.
I’d take this bet, but I’m not sure if I’d win
Because they haven’t. Its Iowa.
Obama’s still president?
IIIIIII OOOOOO WAAAAAA
Couldn’t be. Damn Bush must still be in charge from Texas.
“Women make 79 cents on the dollar to men”
Good for them, perhaps they won’t fall into the Bernie Sanders 90% tax bracket…
Has anyone produced a plan to combat the nationwide epidemic of the “toddler wage gap”?
If you all would rather do something else than watch this then go right ahead and do the things you all suggested. But then those other things must be boring if you can’t seem to pull yourselves away from this.
We are schadenfreudeanous gluttons for punishment, Mr/Ms Anonymous…
Perhaps you are too bored to COME UP WITH A GODDAMN INDIVIDUAL SCREENNAME?!
Redistribution of pacifier wealth
Like Cruz said – Mensheviks arguing with Bolsheviks.
If this is The Biggest Loser…when the hell is the weigh-in?
“If you all would rather do something else than watch this then go right ahead and do the things you all suggested. But then those other things must be boring if you can’t seem to pull yourselves away from this.”
Somebody please translate. I’m drunk.
Yeah, no shit….I don’t have cable and I was able to stream CNN clear through Bernies’ slop….then it went away and now I have to provide a cable provider.????…I figured it was just a way to protect Hillary from the light of day….either way it’s gone…
I’d like to ask Hillary how she thinks Tyrone Woods, Shawn Smith, Chris Stevens, and Glen Doherty would vote.
Just so America could see the look on her face.
I liked your reply (LocoBlancoSaltine) so much that I liked it twice.
Why? Because you are so predictable.
I purposely went Anonymous just to see how any of you who would rather be doing something else would react and respond. And BINGO! You still don’t take your own advice. You just stick around this blog and throw out nothing but pleasantries.
Atta boy Einstein. Genius.
Where’s Trump when you need him.
MOOSELIMBS.
Wouldn’t wanna shame the terrorists.
This is getting to be a really scary Twighligh Zone episode. These people no longer consider themselves Americans. They belong to the NWO.
Hillary has 2 microphones. Apparently she talks in stereo.
Barf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Ffk0Z4xMRI
Please indicate where I said I would rather be doing something else, I can’t find that post?
Actually, I am doing several things at once.
Being a sentient being, I can multitask.
And yes, I am predictably intelligent, clever, handsome, virile, smug, superior, and oftentimes…drunk.
I occasionally suffer from white-male-privilege.
You are anonymous, this means the legitimate contributors to this site can’t determine if you are the anonymous that insulted the entire human race, or just the anonymous that belittled yourself.
Give yourself a high-five, anono-douche!
They put one behind her because she talks out of her ass so much.
One for each of her faces…
Great work Aurelius. Collect your wages from BFH.
I picked these two point from your notes:
Clinton: Only Republicans made an issue of Benghazi.
( What difference, at this point,does it make?)
Clinton: Unlike the Bush Administration we’ve stopped Iran from getting a nuclear bomb. (We’ve made them build one on their own. With our help, of course. That’s diplomacy. That’s friendship building) Israel beware.
She’s a terrible woman. Pure evil.
Aurelius, Drink a bottle of Jack and call me in the morning. You need to disenfect your brain. Trust me. That or it’s a terniquit around your neck.
11:06: Let’s “summon up our better angels.” -Clinton
How about we cast out your inner demon instead? IN THE NAME OF THE NAZARENE GO BACK TO F.D.R. AND ELEANOR YOU ROTTEN CORPSE WITHOUT SOUL!
Yeah, I got 10 (or so) minutes free, and then they asked for credit card number.