Destined For Greatness – IOTW Report

Destined For Greatness

Seriously. After you’re in the news for something this childish, isn’t your destiny kind of carved out for you?

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Has anyone of any importance gone on to great things after such a beginning? —->

A University of Georgia student has been arrested for spraying patrons at a bar with Liquid Ass.

Newser– “Once unleashed, this power-packed, super-concentrated liquid begins to evaporate, filling the air with a genuine, foul butt-crack smell with hints of dead animal and fresh poo,” the Banner-Herald quotes the Liquid Ass website as saying. Zengo was arrested on suspicion of disorderly conduct, public intoxication, and underage consumption of alcohol, and his Liquid ASS was placed into evidence.

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17 Comments on Destined For Greatness

  1. Liquid Ass in a bottle? The only time I had liquid ass was when I ate something from the street vendor in Tijuana many, many years ago. Then my friend pointed out there were no stray dogs in the area. Hmmm.

  2. Naw.

    Galoomphy would grab little children, hold their heads to his ass, and fart in their faces. And then roar with laughter.

    Back when he was working at Chuck E. Cheese …

    izlamo delenda est …

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