Fat guy in a little… “suicide vest” of firecrackers.
Not a big brain.
Here he is trying to jump on a skateboard. At the end, writhing in pain, he announces he is pro-abortion and says “f*ck kids. Don’t have kids”
He’s a real asset to humanity, this one.
I’m speechless
“It burns! It burns!” – Osama Bin Burnen.
Idiot… he pulled that suicidal jihad stunt out of his ass.
It’s too bad he threw himself in the snow before they all could go off. Anyone that stupid deserved all the bang for his buck.
I think that if he’d try it again, he’d get it right.
Really!
izlamo delenda est …
He’s lucky that the one around his neck didn’t go off all at once (they can do that you know) it would have separated his head from his body.
Man, I love the Mario brothers!
Always good for a laff!
@tim!
haaaahaaaa!
wonder if he’s single?
I heard he got those fireworks real cheap from the late-term aborted Clinton election victory party.
That is what I call a fooken eejit.
LOL “Did you get that?”
Me: No. Get ready for take two. Go clean up and then act like it’s your first time, ok?
You know, it’s occurred to me that anyone with a “fuck kids” attitude is a candidate for psychiatric evaluation for removal from society. That “Let’s get the crazy off the street” we would all benefit from.
He has no memory of being a kid? His childhood was SO bad he hates everyone? Regardless of specific diagnosis, he’s the kind of person that is willing to do harm to himself and others and that’s a problem.
He also just asked for the end of humanity. Why isn’t he dead already to show his commitment?
And no, dude, I didn’t get it. But that’s ok.
Check in next time when he demonstrates the firecracker vest and shorts matching set.
Life is difficult when you’re fat, ugly and stupid.
He should try filling his Prius with plastic explosives and drive off a cliff. Pussy.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life…
This is a guy who has, through his whole life never suffered from his bad ideas- voting for Obama twice and Hillary. Now he gets to feel what he has been doing to others all this time.
What a pussy. I dare him to put a 44 magnum in his mouth and pull the trigger.
Besides the burns he might have damaged his hearing. And the skateboard video shows he might have damaged his genitals. Hope he never does have kids. He’s way too stupid.
He looks pretty smart, I’m surprised he would try something like that.
“Oh! Oh my God…Did you get that?”
The MeTube Generation.
Fortunately this guy will never reproduce.
It doesn’t matter if he ruined his genitals or not; with that face and body, I am pretty sure he will never get a chance to use them for procreation.
Aloha Snackbar!
About as intelligent.
Too bad his parents didn’t take the advice not to have kids.
Instead of doing it for free and hoping to garner cred on those internets, why not call it ‘performance art’ and do it in LA and charge fifty bucks a head and a percentage of the bar.
You can call yourself ‘Fireball’ or some such. Then you can have seven or eight little people in polar bear costumes squirt you with neosporin to a voodoo beat from some all chick underground band that dress like Candystripers
I enjoyed that so much. So very, very much. I would have enjoyed it more, if he’d had some sticks of dynamite,but you take what u can get.
Here hold my beer and watch this.
One has to wonder what he thought would happen.
I knew he wasn’t very bright when I saw a tattoo.
*ducks*
The eyebrows are a dead give away!
Bet this was at the behest of some libtard woman who promised to actually let him “touch a boobie” if he did it!
This guy must come from a single mother household. A real father would’ve made sure he never got old enough to be this stupid.
He should have put the firecrackers under one of the layers of blubber so that when he set them off, it would have bounced the blubber up and beat himself to death
Be a retard challenge?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vmnq5dBF7Y
My advice? If you’re going to the top floor, dont get in the elevator with this guy.
@LIB M R DUCKS thanks for the laughs. My B I L told me that stupid joke in the 80’s. Never forgot it. sad really.
Ummm……
Am I evil for laughing my a$$ off…..
that was hilarious.
Momma says stupid is as stupid does!
The stupid, it burns! Literally.
Charlie, do you remember the whole thing? I had a bunch of good jokes and stories saved but they are nowhere to be found.
That’s one way to burn fat.
at MR Ducks. OK, but dont say i didnt warn you. That goes for the rest of you too. Not going to take any responsibility for what happens.
M R DUCKS
MR NOT
S A R
C M WANGS
sorry.
^ above joke is written and handed to the jokee on paper only. May be that will help you understand.
Charlie, aren’t you going to do the whole thing? I’m laughing at that, first time I saw that we were all drinking in a bar, believe it or not.
i didnt know there was more. I forgot it if i did. Maybe some else knows???
anyone else want to help us out here?
The folds were worse than any burns I saw.
Found it, plus a couple more.
MR DUCKS
MR NOT DUCKS
OSAR
CDEDBD WANGS
LIB
MR DUCKS!
MR FARMERS!
MR NOT!
OSAR
CMMT POCKETS?
LIB
MR FARMERS
MR SNAKES!
MR NOT!
OSAR
CM BDIS
LIB
MR SNAKES
MR MICE!
MR NOT!
OSAR
CMEDBD FEET?
LIB
MR MICE
When I first saw him, I thought he was wearing one of those fake Sumo wrestling costumes. I guess this is the first time in his life he was outdoors without a shirt on…and his last.
BTW, how does somebody that stupid earn enough money to get that fat?
That 44 magnum would have to penetrate 2 feet of fat before hitting anything vital.
I’m a morbidly obese dimwitted slug. I’ve got this idea to both attract women and demonstrate raw courage. I’m so sure it will change my life I’ll have it filmed by my good friend. Well at least he was right about the women, they were nurses.
Woe up guys I’m trying to make arrangements, with bad brad and vietvet, to test this shirt out. I say a .22 cal. will do the job. Brad, as usual, wants a fucking .45. Damnit! He never agrees with me.
at least he beat bulimia nervosa. So he’s got that as an accomplishment.
Well, the good thing is, with all the snow at least it wasn’t “man in Florida” captioned.