How about if you can’t fit through the door, you can’t get on a plane? Holy crap.
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And that was the door to the parking garage!
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Hope she wasn’t headed to the beach. There are people with harpoons there.
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That manatee ain’t a passenger, she’s freight. Load her ass through the cargo door.
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She just needed a little mud to wallow in, and she would slide right through.
Anything for a viral video.
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Airlines have boxes your carry-on has to fit in or you don’t get to carry it on. How about the airlines set up similar boxes for wannabe passengers? You have to get in the box, which has a standard household door that opens in, and close the door.
If you’re too fscking fat to pass the box test, you’d have to buy a ticket for one of the double-wide seats all the way at the back of the plane, at triple the regular fare. Why triple fare for a double seat? Because you’re fscking fat.
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So she just travels around, inconveniencing others, while expecting everyone else to give way to the wide birth.
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We had a cop that was giant sized. Kept breaking the springs in the squad cars.
City passed an ordinance to have all police take physicals. They didn’t have to pass the physical, just take one. The scales at the Dr’s office didn’t go up that high so the took him down to the grain elevator and weighed him on the truck scales.
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A Door Buster is when something that fat cuts a fart and shatters the glass when IN the revolving door!
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Have another dozen donuts, fatso.
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Paid extra for roomy seats on Delta. Those with special concerns boarded first. When we got to our seats one of these was planted, defiant, and was not going to move. Period. Not being fluent in Ebonics, I had no idea how she got the cabin attendant to back down but we were forced to sit somewhere else.
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The only thing she influences is the tides.
We have GOT to get back to fat shaming.
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I’ve lost 50 lbs. since January 1st. I gave up all sugar and nearly all carbs and feel great. From 320 to 268. Am 6’4 so have picked 240 as the target weight. Another 30 to go.
You’re killing yourself lady. You can do it. If you weren’t such a fatass you wouldn’t need a damn wheelchair, idiot.
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First question? what’s this “we” shit, kemosabe?
Second question, if you’re ambulating by wheelchair, WTAF are you doing heading for the revolving door?
Third question, do you expect anyone to believe you didn’t do it on purpose knowing full well you’d get stuck just for clicks?
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Companies she’ll sue – O’Hare, airline company, glass door company and bearing manufacturer.
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Come on you Bastids, the poor woman’s just Big Boned. Like Fing Trex.
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@Hungjumper — Congratulations on your success! Sounds like keto to me. I try to stay keto just because it’s the best anti-cancer diet; it starves cancer cells (sugar and simple carbs). Losing weight is a bonus, too! One meal a day is all I need.
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You’d think she would carry along a bucket of Crisco for such situations. GoJo hand cleaner might work, too.
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mmm boy!
She’s getting a head start with preparations for hibernation. I can’t wait to see what she looks like in November.
How about if you can’t fit through the door, you can’t get on a plane? Holy crap.
And that was the door to the parking garage!
Hope she wasn’t headed to the beach. There are people with harpoons there.
That manatee ain’t a passenger, she’s freight. Load her ass through the cargo door.
She just needed a little mud to wallow in, and she would slide right through.
Anything for a viral video.
Airlines have boxes your carry-on has to fit in or you don’t get to carry it on. How about the airlines set up similar boxes for wannabe passengers? You have to get in the box, which has a standard household door that opens in, and close the door.
If you’re too fscking fat to pass the box test, you’d have to buy a ticket for one of the double-wide seats all the way at the back of the plane, at triple the regular fare. Why triple fare for a double seat? Because you’re fscking fat.
So she just travels around, inconveniencing others, while expecting everyone else to give way to the wide birth.
We had a cop that was giant sized. Kept breaking the springs in the squad cars.
City passed an ordinance to have all police take physicals. They didn’t have to pass the physical, just take one. The scales at the Dr’s office didn’t go up that high so the took him down to the grain elevator and weighed him on the truck scales.
A Door Buster is when something that fat cuts a fart and shatters the glass when IN the revolving door!
Have another dozen donuts, fatso.
Paid extra for roomy seats on Delta. Those with special concerns boarded first. When we got to our seats one of these was planted, defiant, and was not going to move. Period. Not being fluent in Ebonics, I had no idea how she got the cabin attendant to back down but we were forced to sit somewhere else.
The only thing she influences is the tides.
We have GOT to get back to fat shaming.
I’ve lost 50 lbs. since January 1st. I gave up all sugar and nearly all carbs and feel great. From 320 to 268. Am 6’4 so have picked 240 as the target weight. Another 30 to go.
You’re killing yourself lady. You can do it. If you weren’t such a fatass you wouldn’t need a damn wheelchair, idiot.
First question? what’s this “we” shit, kemosabe?
Second question, if you’re ambulating by wheelchair, WTAF are you doing heading for the revolving door?
Third question, do you expect anyone to believe you didn’t do it on purpose knowing full well you’d get stuck just for clicks?
Companies she’ll sue – O’Hare, airline company, glass door company and bearing manufacturer.
Come on you Bastids, the poor woman’s just Big Boned. Like Fing Trex.
@Hungjumper — Congratulations on your success! Sounds like keto to me. I try to stay keto just because it’s the best anti-cancer diet; it starves cancer cells (sugar and simple carbs). Losing weight is a bonus, too! One meal a day is all I need.
You’d think she would carry along a bucket of Crisco for such situations. GoJo hand cleaner might work, too.
mmm boy!
She’s getting a head start with preparations for hibernation. I can’t wait to see what she looks like in November.