Schumer says the project is conflicting with her schedule – her scheduled doughnuts.
Most likely Sony saw the guffaws on social media when Schumer was announced as the live action Barbie and quietly pulled her – pulled pork.
Schumer can play Barbie’s cousin, Barbie Q.
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Haaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!
They wanted a Bubblecut Barbie, not a Bubble Ass
The total yard of fabric required to cover her big ass put the project over budget. It’s true, look it up.
That bimbo would make Trailer Trash Barbie look classy.
She gonna go star with Mama June in
something more relaxed, like plucking
chickens or cleaning her trailer?
That’s a man!
They couldn’t find one of the old “Widescreen” cameras.
Another Sony blockbuster? If Paul Feig’s got the time, RuPaul’ll take the dime.
Only movie I want to see her in: Quicksand the condensed version.
Go away Schumer, you’ve left your mark and it ain’t pretty.
Schumer would have turned Ken gay.
I don’t remember barbie having so much “girth” when gi joe was banging her after beating up ken.
Barbie? No. Cabbage patch.
She’d be a shoe-in for Miss Piggy in the live action version of “Pigs in Space.”
Hate to break it to you, Jer, but Ken? Too late.
Bill Clinton wouldn’t even touch that.
Not enough Extra Wide IMAX theaters for the project to break even.
Annoying cow already looks 50.
Something defective in Lefty DNA translates to encouraging celebrity obesity. Michael Moore, Rosie O’Donnell. DeBlasio, Nadler. Whoopie Goldberg’s blimped out like Godzilla.
Besides being unfunny at stealing Sarah Silverman’s old material, Schumer always looks like a ‘Before” model in a Weight Watchers commercial.
HALLELUJAH, Barbie is free of the bacon and lard infested shackles that were being hoisted upon her by Sony. Maybe they’ll try casting someone who is at a HEALTHY weight this time? I swear.
What is the fascination with this chick? I mean seriously. You can’t walk 10 feet without hearing about her or seeing her on TV.
Barbie Q???
LOLOLOLOL
Amy Schumer couldn’t even make it in a porn movie.
Amy’s so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
Amy’s so fat that she don’t need the internet, she’s already world wide.
Amy’s so fat all she wanted for Christmas is to see her feet again.
Amy’s so fat when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease, the doctors gave her 10 years to live!
Amy’s so fat, when she pulls her panties down to her knees she still has pu**y in them.
Amy’s so fat that her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
http://www.ebay.ca/itm/STUCK-INSIDE-AMY-5A-2016-Garbage-Pail-Kids-Prime-Slime-Trashy-BRUISED-SCHUMER-/302101690526?hash=item4656a9f89e:g:qa4AAOSw4shX-pYo
Decent women, who I think are the majority, should pounce on this wretched person for impersonating a lady. She’d be rejected by a dumpster.
Be lovely if Amy’s career had run its course already and is sinking slowly in her backyard septic tank.
Yes, she turned-down the writing/acting role, and the $10+ million that went with it due to “scheduling conflicts”. Yeah, that sounds believable. What did she have on her calendar that was more lucrative than this? Real story: After seeing her Amazon special bomb big-time, the sponsors got cold feet. Very cold.
What next? RuPaul as G.I. Joe?
Amy as Barbies 3rd cousin BARFIE