If a person cares about the planet then one should stay away from those leafy green salads, particularly if it’s loaded up with iceberg lettuce.
Besides the obvious drawback of not being meat, lettuce salads are basically just another means of delivering water to the consumer.
There are more affordable ways to get your water.
Maybe Moose will finally take her hooves off school lunches.
It’s all offset when you drive a Prius.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3208062/Hair-loss-chronic-exhaustion-mental-breakdowns-three-women-ruined-health-giving-meat.html
I thought someone slipped half of a green lizard into the salad bar
No shit, that looks like a lizards’ head. I can clearly see its eye. Damn.
Since we’re talking about animals in our food, it’s worth mentioning that vegan diets result in more vertebrate deaths than nonvegan: http://pjmedia.com/blog/the-myth-of-the-ethical-vegan/?singlepage=true
Have fun explaining that to your vegan buddy.
“Lettuce is a vehicle to transport refrigerated water from farm to table.”
That’s funny!
The reason it’s funny is the same reason Haspel used it. It’s a Tom Robbins quip. Like him or disdain him, he has come out with some good zingers over the years. Haspel should be smacked on the wrist.
I guess this is one of the times I am glad my comment got et, since that quote isn’t a verbatim rip.
Spoke too soon.
I like lettuce. I find lettuce very tasty when accompanied by freshly made bleu cheese dressing, garlic butter croutons, paper-thin slices of red onion, and bacon bits.
Such a salad nicely tops off the 16 ounce seared rib-eye, baked Idaho, and steamed asparagus main course. All buttered, of course. (I like my salad after the main course. YMMV.)
Ahh. Now – what to have for dessert?
That’s a tree frog on that fork, with a couple of legs missing but you can still see one hanging off. Yummie!
I swear I thought that’s what this article as about when I clicked on it.
My W key is is on strike sometimes.
Butter Pecan ice cream with sprinkles – BACON sprinkles!
Let us hear it for lettuce!
I can hear the screams of the poor lettuces when those evil vegans rip their leaves from their vulnerable bodies, killing them, by a slow painful death of dismemberment sans anesthetic.
Oh! The humanity!