Dumb Lying POS President Says His Uncle Was Eaten By Cannibals – IOTW Report

Dumb Lying POS President Says His Uncle Was Eaten By Cannibals


President Biden misstated key details about his uncle’s death in World War II as he honored the man’s wartime service on Wednesday and said Donald Trump was unworthy of serving as commander in chief. While in Pittsburgh, Biden spoke about his uncle, 2nd Lt. Ambrose J. Finnegan Jr., aiming to draw a contrast with reports that Trump, while president, had called fallen service members “suckers” and “losers,” the AP reports.

  • Finnegan, the brother of Biden’s mother, “got shot down in New Guinea, and they never found the body because there used to be—there were a lot of cannibals, for real, in that part of New Guinea,” the president said, per NBC News. Biden, who also relayed a version of the story earlier in the day after stopping by the memorial in Scranton, was off on the particulars.

The US government’s record of missing service members does not attribute Finnegan’s death to hostile action or indicate cannibals were any factor. Finnegan died on May 14, 1944, while a passenger on an Army Air Forces plane that, “for unknown reasons,” was forced to ditch in the Pacific Ocean off the northern coast of New Guinea, records state. “Both engines failed at low altitude, and the aircraft’s nose hit the water hard,” the listing for Finnegan states. “Three men failed to emerge from the sinking wreck and were lost in the crash.”

24 Comments on Dumb Lying POS President Says His Uncle Was Eaten By Cannibals

  1. The difference between his uncle’s fate and that of himself, “Treason Boy”, is that the plane he was flying was the the United States of America. And, after he crashed it, he was eaten by very hungry illegal aliens.

  2. Now tell the real story, Joe, your uncle ate a can o’ balls, and you do the same in a feeble attempt to prove that you have trace amounts of testosterone in your feeble old carcass.

  3. I’d like to see joey prove it; he’d have to look for some very old cannibal scat rotting away in the jungles of New Guinea with joey’s uncle’s DNA in it to prove it. Good luck with that. Not a snowball’s chance in hell except to prove once again that joey is a pathological liar who’s constantly making things up. We need to start calling the old geezer Pinocchio. He constantly tells lies, he never grew up and his nose keeps getting longer and longer with every lie. And he wishes that he was a real human.

  4. Our fearless leader was so poor his mother shit him out into the outhouse. He swam up to the toilet paper holder (Sears Catalog) in an immaculate feat of strength and resurrected himself to above and beyond the ethics of Christians. His muscular hairy legs launched him into smelling little girls bicycle seats and his brilliant demeaner let him sniff the hair of little children. So sad that his uncle was eaten up by cannibals but this taught him a valuable lessen on how to control the FBI, CIA, RINO’s and Jeffrey Dahmer. This was the key stroke of genius, he really put both the democrats and republicans in their place and made sure he always had an ice cream cone to bail him out whenever he was in trouble. Whenever there was a hint of ice cream, he shart and wet himself and favorably announced he just let another 2 million illegals vote for him in the upcoming election, in addition to giving them free food, housing, cell phones and Debit cards. His life long career was to effectively read from the teleprompter. He could not have made this outstanding career without the help of Hillary and Barry Soetoro who have had daily briefings to make sure he is following their plan laid out to destroy the USA

  5. Now, now, everyone busting on my man pedo Pete. Why you wanna be doing dat? Evybody know Joe don’ know what goin’ on. He be dope a dope yo eyah? No mo go through slo Joe so don go no mo. He be bein’ daid an shit man! Daid!

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