I believe the need for such ridiculous signs tells you all you need to know about our culture.
Without those signs, lawyers would stave.
SAVE THE STARVING LAWYERS! DO SOMETHING IDIOTIC!
I like “Aim Away From Face”.
“Do not jump the White House fence”
My favorite gas pump sticker:
“Please pre-pay in advance.”
Remove from box before microwaving.
Rat Poison – may be hazardous to your health.
Packing Peanuts – Do Not Eat.
Pedophiles – Keep Away From Children.
Feral Izlamic Savage Murderers – Do Not Allow to Immigrate.
izlamo delenda est …
“Dicks Are For Chicks”
“Anus – Exit Only”
izlamo delenda est …
Stupidest thing I’ve seen this week.
I ordered stupidly expensive 99.9% Alcohol (contains less than 0.1% water) to clean electronic circuit boards (I’m a ham radio operator who performs his own repairs) because it removes soldering gook and doesn’t leave a film behind.
The label reads that if you are using this in California it must be mixed at least 25% with water. It boggles the mind. .
I have a pillow with the tag that says ‘Do not iron’. Who the hell irons a pillow?!
@Burner – Doesn’t everybody iron their pillows after they starch them? (-:
And what’s up with those packets of silica gel… “DO NOT EAT.”
Yeah, I’m gonna snack on this crunchy l’il packet of sand-like material packed in the box with my new electronic device, right.
I used to have a screen name on AOL: IAteTheSilicaGel. Went well with my other one: MerlotSponge.
I remember the old warning on Chinese firecrackers:
LAY ON GROUND. LIGHT FUSE. GET AWAY.
Pretty hard to get away when I’m laying on the ground, now.
@flip #1 – Thanks a million – first actual Laugh Out Loud for me today”
@flip #2 – The Grammar Nazi sez: the Chinese firecracker warning is actually correct in its use of “lay” which is a transitive verb. “Lie” is intransitive in this context.
You would lay the firecracker down.
But don’t lie down next to it.
Wait. Now verbs are trannies? And we’re worried about whether they’re getting laid?
WTF ! I only took a 1/2 hour nap. Who let this happen?
My all time favorite: prosecutors will be violated!
Remove Garment Before Ironing
Q: Why can’t I find a real step ladder shorter than four feet?
A: There isn’t enough room for the safety stickers.
I think it all started with
“Close Cover Before Striking”
And then there’s the perennial favorite:
FRONT TOWARD ENEMY
here’s an unfortunate sign but necessary for muslims
http://storage.canoe.ca/v1/dynamic_resize/id/32206015/?size=580×340&site=blogs&authtoken=3ef318efc0d861959b4b4c43bdd7f1d6&quality=90
I believe the need for such ridiculous signs tells you all you need to know about our culture.
Without those signs, lawyers would stave.
SAVE THE STARVING LAWYERS! DO SOMETHING IDIOTIC!
I like “Aim Away From Face”.
“Do not jump the White House fence”
My favorite gas pump sticker:
“Please pre-pay in advance.”
Remove from box before microwaving.
Rat Poison – may be hazardous to your health.
Packing Peanuts – Do Not Eat.
Pedophiles – Keep Away From Children.
Feral Izlamic Savage Murderers – Do Not Allow to Immigrate.
izlamo delenda est …
“Dicks Are For Chicks”
“Anus – Exit Only”
izlamo delenda est …
Stupidest thing I’ve seen this week.
I ordered stupidly expensive 99.9% Alcohol (contains less than 0.1% water) to clean electronic circuit boards (I’m a ham radio operator who performs his own repairs) because it removes soldering gook and doesn’t leave a film behind.
The label reads that if you are using this in California it must be mixed at least 25% with water. It boggles the mind. .
No Wading
No Swimming
Do Not Feed the Alligators
Do not put gun to head and pull trigger
I think the media is also run by liberals
Men’s Changing Room/Women’s Changing Room
On Champagne bottle: Do not use corkscrew.
Long-haired freaky people need not apply…
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_gKQKwLZ8XUs/TAevIEb8FkI/AAAAAAAAC3w/8kMg7Yze__Q/s800/Funny-Signs-Sharp-45.jpg
I admit I kinda like this one:
http://www.judiciaryreport.com/images_2/Funny-Signs-3-29-13-1.jpg
And then there are the “shaming” signs:
http://www.dumpaday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/cheating-husband-funny-signs.jpg
Rat Poison – may be hazardous to your health.
unless prescribed by your doctor
You are at the top do not try to go higher!
Church sign: “Death Need Not Be The End.”
TO even steven
WELCOME TO FLORIDA!
http://www.joeydevilla.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/do-not-feed-or-molest.jpg
I have a pillow with the tag that says ‘Do not iron’. Who the hell irons a pillow?!
@Burner – Doesn’t everybody iron their pillows after they starch them? (-:
And what’s up with those packets of silica gel… “DO NOT EAT.”
Yeah, I’m gonna snack on this crunchy l’il packet of sand-like material packed in the box with my new electronic device, right.
I used to have a screen name on AOL: IAteTheSilicaGel. Went well with my other one: MerlotSponge.
I remember the old warning on Chinese firecrackers:
LAY ON GROUND. LIGHT FUSE. GET AWAY.
Pretty hard to get away when I’m laying on the ground, now.
@flip #1 – Thanks a million – first actual Laugh Out Loud for me today”
@flip #2 – The Grammar Nazi sez: the Chinese firecracker warning is actually correct in its use of “lay” which is a transitive verb. “Lie” is intransitive in this context.
You would lay the firecracker down.
But don’t lie down next to it.
Wait. Now verbs are trannies? And we’re worried about whether they’re getting laid?
WTF ! I only took a 1/2 hour nap. Who let this happen?
My all time favorite: prosecutors will be violated!