Every… EVERY… Touchscreen Kiosk at McDonald’s Tests Positive For Fecal Bacteria – IOTW Report

Every… EVERY… Touchscreen Kiosk at McDonald’s Tests Positive For Fecal Bacteria

Bon ApeTits-

Oh, did I mention this was in England?

What’s England exploding with?

Anyone? Anyone?

(I’ll betcha the pork product part of the screen is fine.)

ht/ annie

33 Comments on Every… EVERY… Touchscreen Kiosk at McDonald’s Tests Positive For Fecal Bacteria

  1. Observed too many times people exiting public restrooms without washing hands. Grosses me the hell out. Now they all seem to be switching to air dryers so I can’t even grab a paper towel to open the door. I have begun to carry a handkerchief in my back pocket for just that reason.

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  2. The store i shop at has sanitizer wips by the carts. Neve see anyone use them but me 🐖🐷🐒 and i carry a few as i shop just in case.🐐🐈… <yep poop everywhere.😥😅

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  3. …look in the kitchen at McDonald’s. Look at the kids handling your sandwich. Look at the bathroom they use, it’s the same one customers use.

    …I suspect that every PRODUCT they serve would Test Positive For Fecal Bacteria, too…

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  4. There was a day when you would go up to the counter at McDonald’s, place your order, pay for it and your meal would be ready in front of you as soon as you got your receipt. Now, they always make you take a number. I’ve got news for McDonald’s: their food isn’t good enough to take a number. They’ve forgotten why they got to where they are in the first place. Now, I go to Chic-fil-A for fast food – they haven’t forgotten.

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  5. For some stange reason, mcdonalds tolerates the grossest steeet scum loitering in their restaurants. The ratio of bums to customers is 2 to 1.

    Amazing that shit all over the place is the only bad thing. Typhus is next.

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  6. I read somewhere in my INTERNET travels that hand air dryers are also bad for air borne bugs blowing around. I use the banks ATMs and this gives me doubts about my future use of those. But then there’s the money that comes out…gota die of something I always say.

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  7. “For some stange reason, mcdonalds tolerates the grossest steeet scum loitering in their restaurants. The ratio of bums to customers is 2 to 1.”

    Free wi-fi.

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  8. I don’t like food served by people that obviously hate me for being male and white. Shit smeared touch screens is also a good reason to avoid McDogballs.

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  9. @Different Tim (at 4:57 pm): Unless the toilet stalls are all occupied, you can always grab a handful of toilet paper to use on the door. That’s what I do.

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  10. McDonald’s workers song.

    Under my thumb
    Poop that should’ve been flushed down
    Under my thumb
    My poop will spread all around this town

    It’s down to me
    The difference is in my underwear
    Down to me, my poop has come
    It’s under my thumb

    Ain’t it the truth, babe

    Under my thumb
    My nasty poop was not flushed away
    Under my thumb
    My poop will be there all of today

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