Every Kids Dream House

19 Comments on Every Kids Dream House

1. They forgot the 16 Big Gulps he drank before he did that.

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2. But no swing sets on the playground at school.

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3. Apparently the family lives in an area where kids are encouraged to play, and the parents were obviously too clueless to just buy an X-Box. At his age, this young man should weigh 150 pounds and sit around reflecting on his true gender instead of doing this.

   Well done, young fellow, but if you keep up these types of activities all you will have to look forward to is a life of setting and achieving goals, impressing the females, and being successful in whatever you choose to do later in life.

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4. Future Olympian? Or has he already gone beyond that?

   (I choose Door #2.)

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5. Just go outside and burn calories, for God’s sake!

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6. If “the floor is lava”, he burned a couple of times.

   Other than that, well done.

   (but not as “well done” as Anakin ;D)

   https://youtu.be/tEAukURihiE?si=Lm6N3jd38GEe4Eho

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7. “Just go outside and burn calories, for God’s sake!”

   Just go out and…

   … burn stuff.
   … blow stuff up.
   … beat up the neighborhood punk.

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8. The parents of fat kids are triggered.

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9. Of course that looks great, but he’s doing a lot of flying around just an arms reach to a bunch of windows. I think I’d lay that out a little differently.

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10. Several years ago the insurance company came to evaluate our city Park. The adjuster looking at our old merry-go-round recommended that it should have a skirt on it. I asked him, “should I put that skirt on the bottom of the merry-go-round, or should I mount it on the ground”. I said, “one way it could cut off fingers, and the other way it could cut off toes”.
    He just got sort of a blank stare and walked away.
    Moral of the story, if you’re too dumb to ride a merry-go-round, stay out of the park.

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11. The concept sure is attractive, but all I could think about is that one size fits one size. It will be mighty hard to keep all that gear, including distances between items, in sync with the kid as he grows. Plus, needs more leg-oriented stages.

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12. Energetic little monkey! I need a nap..
    FJB

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13. Nice, but what story do the parents tell the nurses at the ER?

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14. They need to paint the floor lava red. Perfect.

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15. Flight privilege…

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16. Future Hollywood stunt man?

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17. That is an awesome Ninja course! Glad to see they are focusing on grip strength since that is what causes a lot of competitors to actually fall/lose.

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18. Correction: That’s every typical boys dream house. Great rooms, as a tomboy when I was a kid I wish I had those rooms. Typical girls dream room – More like this;

    https://youtu.be/ORNkShDrCK8?feature=shared
    Skip to the 5:36 mark.

19. That’s great!

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