How do you explain this to the insurance?
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I think that was one of them intersectional twerk things
I’ve seen it where they do it on car roofs, so this must be new.
creative
Was on this vehicle photo safari when this buffalo charged out of nowhere and slammed into the car.
This Orca escaped from Sea World and they tried to eat my Honda? ain’t that right Flo?…..
“I was returning from KFC and Stacey Abrams sensed my order in the backseat”
Systemic racism?
It would be handled under your Collision coverage, not Comprehensive.
She got a couple of those magnetic covid shots and then got sucked right into the quarter panel.
Which insurance company? The driver’s – “A water buffalo ran into the side of my car.” The water buffalo’s – RAAAYYYCISSSTTT!
I have Farmers & Live Stock coverage.
Wrong bait! Shoulda used a Cadillac!
Not sure I could explain what I just saw to anybody. I can’t explain it to myself.
@Dif Tim
Same here. What prompted it to run in the first place?
And what would it do if it caught the car?
Unless of course the Car was Battered & Fried in Hog fat.
She’d of bounced OFF my Ramcharger. 😎
That Honda MIGHT be close to being totaled, though… 😳
I have Jesus of Mutual.
Not much different than ‘kill everyone and let Jesus sort them out’.
“Why does the back of the car look like a gorilla cookie?”
https://youtu.be/5qzRSU2NWmE
Probably was a fast sprinter in high school. Time and tonnage take their toll. And I bet she wishes that car was a Dodge.
…you’re in the ‘hood.
Insurance?
HAHAHA!
I wouldn’t even send Jim to deal with it.
“I got t-boned in a crosswalk by a wide load?”
I took a wrong turn off the interstate and ended up in CoonTown!
All of sudden this big ass water buffalo came out of nowhere and tried twerking my car. WTH
…that ain’t Nationwide on your side…
Is that auto or medical insurance?
If Michelle fell down like that, she’d just spring back up from the crotch contact levering her back up from the ground and she’d never have touched the car.
This woman is obviously challenged by gravity. It seems she was already on the ground at the start of this clip. The the racist crosswalk tripped her up.
ChickenCheeks
JUNE 26, 2021 AT 9:56 PM
“…The the racist crosswalk tripped her up.”
Well, it WAS the White stripe that tripped her…
It was the gravitational pull on them watermelons that done brung her down.
Be sure to call the black “Jake” from State Farm.
The white Jake simply wouldn’t believe it…
A rare two legged hippo attacked my car
Mitch Obama has just BALLOONED.
I got hit by someone on their way to a motorboating.
ok. Heres what you do.
1. Wait until they stop laughing.
2. Tell them again
3. Wait for check
“My car was just involved in a hit and run!”
“Did you get a lic. or make and model of the other vehicle?”
“No license, but it looked like a 1987 3/4 ton Sheboon!”
Lyft driver can’t lift…
Uber don’t want no blubber…
IVAN KONNOV, more like a run and hit
T Boned by a Hogephant.
Her legs seemed a little stiff as she shuffled across the street but her neck was quite flexible and the head obviously was hard.
Is no one going to mention the magnitude 3 tremors and quake?
Michelle obama ran into me on my way to work today
That’s one of the strangest things I’ve seen.
Doesn’t even make bad sense.
izlamo delenda est …
Reason 349 why you need a dashcam!
A huge black Angus cow wearing a wig and flip flops charged at my car, while I was turning a corner in an intersection near the hood.
Just as it reached the car, it tripped and hit the back end of the passenger side – hard. The car may need an alignment and dent repair.