Neon Nettle –
Big Tech giant Facebook is planning to change its name from next week in an apparent effort to shake off multiple mounting scandals, according to reports.
The Silicon Valley company’s original social media site – Facebook – will likely keep its moniker.
However, Facebook Inc., the parent company which also owns Whatsapp and Instagram, will rebrand.
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg plans to reveal his company’s new name at its annual Connect conference on October 28, but it could be unveiled sooner, the Verge reported.
The change would likely position Facebook’s social media platform as one of many products under a parent company.
It will also help distance the firm’s flagship social media brand from future bad publicity, with recent testimony from former employee Frances Haugen managing to contaminate the reputations of Facebook and Instagram. more
BrandonBook
Buttface.
Zuckface!
Truth social coming
Hatebook
As if they already aren’t hated enough most rebranding campaigns backfire and piss people off. Like New Coke or Gap’s debacle.
I absolutely hate this pussy shithead!
REMEDIAL EDUCATION BOOK
“Washington Social Media Team”
Censorbook
Fraudbook
Commiebook
Traitorbook
Talibonbook
Go Zuck yourself.
Fecebook →→ NeenerCo
Faceplant!!
‘planning to change its name from next week’
WTF??
Shit is still shit, is shit. Call it by any other name you want and guess what?!?
It’s still shit.
Facebook is shit.
Never used it never will.
𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐨𝐫𝐠
“𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝑩𝒆 𝑨𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅”
“planning to change its name from next week”
I thought it’s name was “Facebook”, not “Next Week”…
The Ministry of Truth
POFA for Pack of Fucking Assholes
They should be kicked into “Next Week”!
These are the same people who would lop a zero off the currancy and think it’s an improvement!
MordorCo.
Evilpamphlet
It’s not even worthy of the moniker “book” in the title. Worthless.
“A turd by any other name would still smell like shit!”
(apologies to Shakespeare)
izlamo delenda est …
Google:Alphabet::Facebook:______?
The parent corp will continue to gather bits of other people’s crap and roll it into one big ball of crap.
So, how about DUNGBEETLE?
Shit stain
Falsebook
Skullbook
PLEASE BECOME FACETARD
PLEASE BECOME FACETARD
PLEASE BECOME FACETARD
🤣🤣🤣
FaceBorg
You will be assimilated
“There goes another liberal, tryina’ polish a turd agin”
With apologies to The Outlaws
The best thing is to call it Over! Or if someone asks me if I have Facebook I say for what? The person tells all the great things they can do. My response is always, for what? My way of “who’s on first?” that I find amuses me. Telemarketers hated me to but I’ve figured out how to get them to dissappear.
FuckZuck
I’m in FB jail right now for thirty days. I’ve got two more weeks before I break out. I’ll be going right back into the slammer because I’m going to continue to let commie rat bastards know what I think of them. Screw FB!
DemocratIdiotBook
or simply…
Idiotbook