All legislative activity was brought to a screeching halt today as returning Pennsylvania Senator John Fetterman unintentionally filibustered the Senate for over seven hours while trying to say “Hello.”
Senator Fetterman, returning to his duties this week for the first time since checking himself for inpatient treatment for clinical depression, greeted his fellow lawmakers with an extended speech that consisted of only a few short sentences. “I’m fern…I’m fire…I’m flying…I’m fried…I’m fine. I’m…I’m fine,” Fetterman said to other members of the “SNAP and Other Nutrition Assistance in the Farm Bill” Senate Subcommittee.
Mr. Fetterman Goes To Washington, he ain’t.
Mel Tillis wishes Fetterman would just get to the point 😆
TO THE DEPRESSED, DISCOURAGED, DOWNTRODDEN, COMATOSE, LETHARGIC, BRAIN-ADDLED WEIRDOS, I OFFER YOU HOPE:
JOHN FETTERMAN IS A UNITED STATES SENATOR
¡¡MOTIVATION!!!
Hilarious. But would it make Hillary C. laugh?
In typical liberal fashion;
Talk all day long and have nothing worthwhile to say.
And we thought AOC was a joke?
The Bee is pretty famous for having their stories come true. This one is so close to the truth it has a good shot at actually happening.
Fetterman must have taken a high school class in Astronomy because his teachers said he “took up space”.
How can we ever thank Mitch? NOT!@#$!&*!
And Doonny couldn’t graduate the 6th grade until Trump Defunked University gave him an honorary make-believe diploma.
This retard was not compentent pre-stroke. Now???????
Donny needs his Adderall, TODAY!
Dr Tar is right, let’s not give the Democrats any ideas.
Harris-Fetterman in 2024!
Babylon Bee – is the truth greater than satire? In this case, I think it is a coin flip. Hang on, let me put on shorts and a t-shirt and go to work.
I’m just glad he’s not trying to do g like Mel Tillis…or perhaps in a Broadway musical like “Pirates of Pennzance?”
Wouldn’t that be interesting?
@ Anonymous
“Harris-Feterman in 2024”
IT’S A NO BRAINER!
living proof that you have to be a retard to be a demoncrat
Who says we don’t have lunatic asylums any longer?
Zonga I see what you did there…