GP: Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) is planning to return to the Senate “the week of April 17”, according to a report by Politico published Wednesday afternoon. The report was later conformed by Fetterman spokesman Joe Calvello. That would mark over two months since he was last in the Senate.
Fetterman has been held incommunicado in the psych ward at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center in Bethesda, Maryland since February 15 when he was admitted for “severe clinical depression.” Fetterman reportedly was not able to feed or hydrate himself properly and had become a danger to himself. Fetterman, who suffered a near fatal stroke last May that left him brain-damaged, had previously been hospitalized for “lightheadedness” the week before he went to Walter Reed.
No videos of Fetterman have been released since he was hospitalized. Only a handful of staged photographs have been released of Fetterman meeting with his wife and kids and his chief of staff. MORE
Which one?
Fetterman’s clone…fixed.
This will have the same effect as moving a truckload of horse manure from Walter Reed to Capitol Hill.
Yep, almost done. The Fetter9000 should be great. It’s, I mean he’s pulling the D handle pretty well.
I hear his wife put in a few special requests.
It takes a while for the tattoos to heal. This person can not show his arms until then.
Fettertard runs on the communist OS. All zeros.
I have waited for his return for a long time.
The photos of ‘smiling’ Fetterman show a man with a head thinner than the goofball that went in. Something very weird and slimey is going on. Again.
I guess this means somebody’s predicting a bitchin thunderstorm near future!
“What’s Left of Fetterman Plans to Return to the Senate the Week of April 17”
There. Fixed it.
Pennsylvania joins the White House with political vegetables.
Uncle Al,
Horse manure has a purpose.
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …
So… what “unforeseen circumstance beyond our control” is planned to happen the week of April 17th that will ultimately delay his return?
Are we sure that this is the real Fetterman? Or is he a pod person impersonating Fetterman.
Will there be any difference in his job performance compared to now?
Aren’t goiters always in the front? What the hell is that thing? A subdermal battery pack??
Fetterman: The doctors wanted to take off my lump, but I told them I’ll give up my lump when they pry it from my cold, dead neck.