“They’ve been pulling this shit for the last 11 years. I’m sorer than a whore on payday. Next year, I’m gonna flash my tits. That oughtta stop it. Happy birthday my ass.”
Looks a little frail.
I hate it when they talk to older people as if they’re only 4 years old. What disrespect.
I bet Flossie was quite the honey badger back in the day! “Are you excited about your party?” “Not one bit.” LOLOL!
The reality is she probably hasn’t had sex since 1960-ish. I wouldn’t be too thrilled about a birthday party either.
There’s nothing like hearing some dumbass Gumby McGoo reporter talking down to anyone that isn’t as magnificent as Her. I could only watch about half this video. The reporter (like 90% of all media talking heads) can’t interact with other people because she’s been programmed to live life with both her head and her smart phone shoved so far up her ass she can’t experience real life like other beings on this planet.
110 and she has absolutely no personality! She did the Buster Keaton Stoneface for the whole thing. She’s a “jokester?” Hilarious!
I’m afraid if I was 110 years old (two chances!) and some smartypants reporter shoved a microphone in my face and asked for my comments, there’d be a whole lot of “bleep-outs” on the tape that got aired (if it ever did). They’d probably have to pixellate my upraised right hand, too.
😉
What do you expect for an old lady of 110 living in Spokane, Wa. I’ve lived here for most of my nearly 63 years and I’d probably look like that if I made to 110. Good thing my Dad’s oldest brother is almost 98 and still active and sharp as a tack, he’ll make it to a 100+ so there’s hope for me to get to be that old. If I make it that far I’d tell the reporter jokes as a secret to old age like, What did the elephant say to the naked man? That’s cute, but how do you breathe thru it and What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered Aunts. I’ve got a million of em and it’d be still fun to annoy my daughter Anne (Annie) by telling cheesy dad jokes.
The reporter should be forced to wear a suit designed to give her the experience of being really old. She should be forced to wear it for a year including all of her on camera interviews.
Flossie’s bubble:
“They’ve been pulling this shit for the last 11 years. I’m sorer than a whore on payday. Next year, I’m gonna flash my tits. That oughtta stop it. Happy birthday my ass.”
Looks a little frail.
I hate it when they talk to older people as if they’re only 4 years old. What disrespect.
I bet Flossie was quite the honey badger back in the day! “Are you excited about your party?” “Not one bit.” LOLOL!
The reality is she probably hasn’t had sex since 1960-ish. I wouldn’t be too thrilled about a birthday party either.
There’s nothing like hearing some dumbass Gumby McGoo reporter talking down to anyone that isn’t as magnificent as Her. I could only watch about half this video. The reporter (like 90% of all media talking heads) can’t interact with other people because she’s been programmed to live life with both her head and her smart phone shoved so far up her ass she can’t experience real life like other beings on this planet.
110 and she has absolutely no personality! She did the Buster Keaton Stoneface for the whole thing. She’s a “jokester?” Hilarious!
I’m afraid if I was 110 years old (two chances!) and some smartypants reporter shoved a microphone in my face and asked for my comments, there’d be a whole lot of “bleep-outs” on the tape that got aired (if it ever did). They’d probably have to pixellate my upraised right hand, too.
😉
What do you expect for an old lady of 110 living in Spokane, Wa. I’ve lived here for most of my nearly 63 years and I’d probably look like that if I made to 110. Good thing my Dad’s oldest brother is almost 98 and still active and sharp as a tack, he’ll make it to a 100+ so there’s hope for me to get to be that old. If I make it that far I’d tell the reporter jokes as a secret to old age like, What did the elephant say to the naked man? That’s cute, but how do you breathe thru it and What do cannibals eat for dessert? Chocolate covered Aunts. I’ve got a million of em and it’d be still fun to annoy my daughter Anne (Annie) by telling cheesy dad jokes.
The reporter should be forced to wear a suit designed to give her the experience of being really old. She should be forced to wear it for a year including all of her on camera interviews.
I’m not making this up.
http://www.theguardian.com/society/video/2014/mar/31/age-simulation-suit-healthcare-old-video