Authorities found a flying saucer smashed to pieces on the side of the road near Roswell, N.M.
No, this isn’t 1947, and the government isn’t likely to claim it was merely a weather balloon.
The craft cops found earlier this month was the remains of a decorative spaceship previously displayed at the International UFO Museum and Research Center. But three people had grabbed the disc-shaped spaceship on March 19, loaded it into the back of a pickup truck and took off.
It was probably that damn Harrison Ford again! He needs to lay off the bottle.
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Yep it was the Millenium Falcon Doc.
Why did they call it a “Flying Saucer”?
That thing doesn’t look capable of flight.
I saw on TV last night where this young guy shot and killed a juvenile Bigfoot. What the hell is going on with these barbaric millennials?