A Vermont tattoo parlor is giving away free Bernie Sanders tattoos.
Next year this guy will go back and ask him to turn it into something else.
May I suggest a ground-level view of Larry Fine snorting Chiclets? That would be easy.
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A fat lady bent over looking into a crack in a wall.
A tattoo of an empty head is the perfect symbol for the bern. For a bar trick you can sprinkle salt on your arm for his dandruff.
@MJA – A fat lady bent over looking for her EBT card.
@Ratfink.
A fat lady bent over looking for her EBT card, and she has a sore butt because a Republican won the election.
you know, I’d almost rather have Bernie than Hillary. (As a matter of scale, of course, I’d rather have Jeb than Hillary. Or Christie.)
I just think it would be hilarious.
Hilarious like a massively horrific traffic accident where the semi trailers are all upside down and the cars are all smashed up and flipped over and that one car is somehow up in a tree.
and you just have to stare at it all and laugh and say “how in the world did THIS happen? wow, that is simply ASTOUNDING!” and then you just sorta chuckle and laugh.
But then the meat wagons show up and the firemen start cutting the bodies out of the charred remains of the vehicles and then it gets somber and so so sad and you realize it is a horrible disaster and you feel bad about laughing at it – but … for that moment, you just had to laugh in amazement.
Do you get free hepatitis with it?
Getting a Bernie Sanders tattoo is just one level up from getting a tattoo in the first place.
IMHO, anyway.
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Does it also include a free Mad Hatter Hat and a picture of Woodstock?
Or a Bernie signed copy of the Communist Manifesto and the words to the internationale!
Few things in this world are as disgusting as heavily-tattooed, morbidly obese people.