Dentist-Turned-Arsonist Made a Rookie Mistake.
There was a hole in his story.
It took no time at all to extract the truth from him.
He should have brushed up on how to get away with crimes.
He was apprehended at tooth-hurty in the morning.
They tracked footprints in the snow from crime scene to suspect’s garage.
Looks almost like Comey….
Had a knucklehead break into my neighbors garage and attempted to get into mine (deadbolted with a steel reinforcment on door jamb lagbolted into king and jackstuds). Followed idiots bicycle tracks three blocks away to his apartment and called the cops. Fun day for me! Snows good for tracking.
They cuffed him, put him in the cruiser and told him he’s going fluoride.
This certainly *impacted* the community.
He will do a lot of *bonding* with his cellmate.
The molar of the story is, get here quick or all the puns will be used up.
The police, before arresting him, did a thorough cavity search.
Cynic! You’re missing it! 😀
This certainly wasn’t his crowning achievement.
They say the crime was due to moral decay.
He didn’t even think about consequences. I guess he figured he would cross that bridge when he got to it.
When he was a kid I bet he ran with incisors…..
certainly shows a lack of wisdom teeth….
Clearly went a bridge too far
The K-9 unit caught him…
They’re going to put a plaque where the boathouse used to be.
Luckily, he has a lawyer on retainer.
We must get to the root cause of these crimes.
Now he’s gonna be an in-dentured servant….
meerkat pulls in the lead.
Wouldn’t they see something like this coming by looking at his chart?
For him, the end is veneer.
He’s gonna get the adjustable electric chair for this crime.
That boy was always on the cusp of doing something bad, said his old neighbor.
The full SCOPE of the crime is not nearly understood, yet.
Why did he Aim his talents in such a terrible way, when he was at his Crest as a dentist?
Noooooooooooooooo! My Favorite Martian, Ray Walston was arrested for what?
https://www.famousbirthdays.com/people/ray-walston.html
He was a leftard anyway.
As he was led away, with a Gleam in his eye, he yelled, “Trump ain’t my Pepsodent.”
Do you think the cops put a dental implant in his office?
^ that would take a lot of Efferdent
I heard before he got married, he made his wife convert to Denturism.
I’ve heard of mild-mannered dentists, but this guy is a whole different enamel
Has anyone asked him how he’s filling?
^ I heard he has a chip on his shoulder.
What bad luck. He was able to keep working through the gum recession, and now this?
4 out of 5 jurors prefer him behind bars.
I just read that he went to school with now 3 star General Anesthesia.
He’ll be on death row- facing the electric toothbrush.
That… or the the laughing gas chamber!
Someone left a bad impression on that guy in his youth.
His parents caught him masticating in his bedroom once.
He looks a little long in the tooth.
He said he & his wife were angry, “Every time there was a party at the boat house they gingivitis.”
His lawyer is gonna gum up the works. We’ll never know the true scope of his crime…..I heard he was turned in by his girlfriends, twin sisters Listerellen and Ginger Vitis….
Was this a challenge? Did he expect to win a porcelain crown?
I hear he’s been suffering a bad bout of pyorrhea
This guy is NOT Ultrabrite
He only Mentadent the boathouse, not burn it down.
I hope everyone braces for the outcome!
Someone needs to send this thread to that dumb ass dentist. He’ll appreciate the wisdom teeth behind it.
He’d be laughing so hard we’d have him in dissolvable stitches.
The dentist said he didn’t want to talk without a lawyer.
The cops said, “suture self.”
He was so abcessed with burning down the boat house, he didn’t care about the impression it would make.
They asked him for a statement but he was too distraught to come up with a Quip.
In an impassioned closing argument, the prosecution yelled at the dentist, “you can’t handle the tooth!”
One of the cops was overheard to say, “If he didn’t put that drill down I was gonna have to cap him.”
When I saw the headline I knew I’d have to brace myself for the story.
The other resident chose a boathouse that was a real eyesore. Personally, it wouldn’t have been my waterpik.
In occlusion, he was impacted by a period of antics.
That was the root of his problem.
I knew when Irony arrived he would extract more good ones.
Aw shucks, thanks for that Meerkat.
I guess when he said he was going to burn the thing down he didn’t mean it tongue in cheek.
The officer said he bit off more than he could chew with that stunt.
All the cops had to do was put him in his own dentist chair and just run the drill for a second. He sang like a canary.
They say that lake is just full of all kinds of large mouth bass.
The neighbor knew there was fire, when she saw the smoke from the Crest of the hill.
😂😂😂
“Now, spit” is gonna have a whole NEW meaning where HE’S going…
You guys slay me.
His molar character is in serious decay.
Everyone’s comments are making me laugh myself silly. I gave a thumbs up to all the comments. I wonder if he went to Colgate College.
elaborating on SNS’s theme …
where he’s going he’s gonna hear a lot of “Now, open wide!”
“Just gonna lean you back a bit … now, you’re going to feel a little pressure”
“There! now that didn’t hurt … did it?”
Where is Norm Crosby when we need him?
When this story posted it was off the the braces on the puns and I’m at a floss for words!
He’ll learn all about new meanings of suction in prison.
he’s gonna feel a little pinch.
Novociane make the charges go away. The perp was caught in the ACT.
Thanks to all y’all for a laugh after a long day.
The dilapidated boathouse reminded him of a giant abscessed molar and he just had to remove it.